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[May. 8th, 2011|11:11 pm] |
Hey, Gabey, can we go to a brothel while we're in Vegas?
HINT HINT FAMILY I'M IN VEGAS |
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[Mar. 31st, 2011|07:08 pm] |
Been on another baking spree, have more than what I even know what to do with even after foisting it off on friends and loved ones. So it's time for another baking swap-meet at the Turner-Brennan house [London address], today until it's all gone, if you want anything in particular, drop me a line and I'll set it aside.
We mostly work off the barter system here, and mostly you'll be doing us all a favor by taking it off my hands, but if all you've got is cash I'll charge you cost.
(ooc: locational log post is here) |
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[Mar. 14th, 2011|07:08 pm] |
So, it's Pi Day, which means that there is pie galore at chez Turner-Brennan [London address].
If there's anything in particular you want a slice of, just drop me a line, I'll make sure and set it aside. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2010|10:07 am] |
Daddy?
We have got to talk about getting you some normal swimwear. I'm blind now. I can't see. YOU HAVE RUINED MY EYES WOOOOOES AND LAMENTATIONS! |
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[Jun. 30th, 2010|08:55 am] |
Day one.
Fuckity fuck. |
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[Jun. 14th, 2010|10:35 pm] |
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[Jun. 8th, 2010|01:35 pm] |
Hey Bren, you want to look over the litter of crazies this weekend while I take Cassie and Sor out camping? Something tells me that Cassie wants to get out of the house, anyway. I mean, other than the fact that he decided to cling to my leg today and make puppy dog eyes and said he wouldn't let go until I promised to take them camping right away.
He's um. He's still there. By the way. Sor's on the other one. |
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[May. 30th, 2010|12:12 am] |
I decided to go on a hike tonight and came home, unwise to the fact that I had a stowaway on my backpack.
He'll be on the porch if anyone wants to see him in person. |
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[May. 10th, 2010|09:04 pm] |
I have the weirdest craving ever for pigs in a blanket. Mom, I blame you. Obviously, since you had little me, all your weird cravings have transferred over to big me. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|01:43 pm] |
Not trying to rush you or anything Brendann, but christ I'm tired of being preggo. |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2010|11:59 am] |
SOMEBODY GET THE MOTHERFUCKING THOR A PASTY.
I have a craving for Welsh blood food. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2010|12:16 am] |
Soren, your pappa and younger brother are gone. I wanted you to know.
The house is strangely quiet. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2010|08:36 pm] |
Now that the Winter Olympics are over, I feel that the average person is ill represented in sporting events. Many people enjoy sport, but get no chance to compete.
I propose a change.
I am going to organize a Winter Festival, filled with events that the everyday person is likely familiar with. Thus far, I have Snowball Fighting, Snow Figure Making, Ice Sliding, and Snow Shoveling. I'd like to have ten, so does anyone else have any other ideas? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|01:38 pm] |
You know, I completely forgot, in all this hubbub to announce something of GREAT IMPORTANCE.
SUPER BOWL PARTY. MY HOUSE. TODAY.
Kickoff time is in about three hours but you don't have to be a fan of football to enjoy the festivities. We've got food of all sorts, music playing in the other room, hot and cold non-alco drinks (BYOB, guys), and a whole crapload of fun.
BE THERE OR LOSE OUT ON BRENDA'S JAMBALAYA. |
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[Feb. 4th, 2010|08:02 pm] |
Well, that certainly was an experience. I'm happy to say that things are looking far more bright for Port-Au-Prince.
Jack and I have returned to Florida, where we'll be staying with the lady Captain Bonney, Who may or may not feed anyone who comes to see us. She also may whap me with her ladle for saying so. Still, we're no worse for wear, my library is intact, and the Captain's things are perfectly sound, which I know comes as a relief to him as well.
Now what's this I hear about family crises? |
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[Feb. 4th, 2010|06:26 pm] |
Friends, family, and any peripheral members of their social circle --
Apparently, I'm going to have a baby tonight, or more likely technically the morning of the 5th. I'll be leaving for [hospital in London] in about an hour from when I post this. If anyone wants to call me, my number is [cell phone number]. I'll update with the room phone line when we get there. By great good fortune, I have Miniver's cousin Riordan coming with us to get the phone when I can't.
This is a bit like herding cats, trying to get him and Miniver and Sable to do anything simultaneously, but once we get there, anyone is welcome to come visit at any time. Sable and I will personally bully the doctors into allowing it. It'll be many, many hours before anything exciting happens, though, so don't anybody start panicking. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|12:06 am] |
GODS IN VALHALSKA DIS AMS DE GREATESTS NEWS EVERS!
TORII SOU GETS ENGAGE TO ROBBIE AND DEY'S GETTINGS MAAAAARIEDS!
Totally metal. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2010|09:08 pm] |
It's been four and a half months. Shouldn't I get a chip or something? |
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[Dec. 7th, 2009|12:52 am] |
Eating healthy can go die in a fire. Folic acid should be in pizza. Someone get on that. |
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[Nov. 18th, 2009|09:19 am] |
Right, I may be a bit late to the party, but I've not picked up a paper for the past week, so excuse that.
Who's the one I've got to get in contact with in that band regarding protection against forces of evil or just forces of not-good? Hate to see my family as dreary as they are. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2009|07:38 pm] |
Brenda, please tell me if you need anything. My heart aches for you and your family. If I can do anything, even if it is small, let me know. You are family. |
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[Oct. 16th, 2009|05:26 pm] |
A strange but a welcoming world this has turned out to be. Stranger even than strange places I have been once, long ago. And how delightful to find that some things never change -- such as the ease of pawning souvenirs to the foolish and obsessed. As a result I find myself, for the first time in my life, in possession of what seems to be more than enough money for one month's rent and a few cheap meals.
Miraculous. Quite, quite miraculous.
It has additionally come to my attention that I have quite a number of relations scampering about like bunnies in a clover field somewhere in this vicinity. Hello, my loves. Charmed, I'm sure. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2009|10:31 pm] |
( Marauders )
Who does a guy have to fuck to get a cookie around here? |
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[Oct. 7th, 2009|08:30 am] |
Brenda~ |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2009|04:45 pm] |
In honor of World Randomness Day, I'm taking the kids to the park to re-enact The Jumblies with some produce Jumblies and a paper seive-boat. If anyone wants to come along you're more than welcome. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2009|08:37 pm] |
Wow, cars are goofy looking in the past. 2009, how you doin'?
Lolz, I have personal assistants. Goofy vortex! |
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[Jul. 28th, 2009|10:09 am] |
Attention Moms' Club ladies
Since we have yet to have an official kick-off of this thing, I propose a trip to the London Zoo Night event, get to know each other, have some fun out of the icky summertime weather. Of course older siblings, significant others, grown children and other assorted assistants are welcome as well, just because we're a moms club doesn't mean we're exclusively moms, right? |
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[Jul. 18th, 2009|10:55 am] |
Cassie nearly spoke today! |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2009|06:11 pm] |
Due to circumstances quite beyond anyone's control (and possibly some bizarre baking-only form of OCD) it's time for another bakesale at the Turner-Brennan residence.
I've got probably a metric truckload of cookies alone, but there's also pie, and cake, and muffintops, and if there's anything in particular you've been craving, I can probably whip it up pretty quick.
We usually work on the barter system, but if you don't know how to work that, I'll take actual cash too, just for whatever the supplies cost me, mostly you'll be doing me a favor by taking the goodies out of my kitchen (to make room for more >_>)
We're at [address], but we'll make deliveries if that's more your style, give a note here, or give me a call at [cell#] to let me know you're coming, or if you want to set up a delivery. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|11:08 pm] |
Lee, do me and mom a favor and take care of the kiddo, we've got this handled.
I've got the doors and windows fixed up and we'll be on the roof if you need us. |
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[May. 29th, 2009|08:28 pm] |
Okay, I know I suggested this a while back, but then the world went crazy a couple times over, and it seems like we've got even more new and soon-to-be new mothers now than we did then.
Hi! I'm Brenda Annn Turner, and I've got a kid who's just a year old, and I know a couple people who've either just had or are going to have newborns in the next few months and I think a mom's club sort of thing could be good for everyone.
If you're interested drop me a line, of course older siblings, babysitters and significant others of all sorts are welcome as well. |
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[May. 10th, 2009|02:14 pm] |
happy mothers day
to all you girls, and especially
to the ones who gave two of us a reason to celebrate it
by becoming the mothers of our children,
marnie and bren.
<3 |
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