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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|12:04 am] |
I grow very tired of rain. Especially how it gets in one's ears when one is trying to sleep.
I think I do not like this country much. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2009|10:14 pm] |
A warning to the ladies:
I'm pretty sure my brother has herpes. You should probably just bypass that trainwreck.
He's also a headcase.
[ETA:] I forgot I have nine of the male sort of siblings. I mean Dolos, of course. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|02:10 am] |
Okay. You got me. I don't know whoever the hell you are, or what the hell is going on. What I do know is the following: I'm not currently in Miami, none of my contact numbers are functional, I have someone else's wallet in my pocket - great touch, by the way - and the best answer anyone is giving me so far involves pointing me here and at some website coded by someone who overdosed their kid on Tootsie rolls and gave them a keyboard.
Carla. If you or your boss has anything to do with this, you can rest assured that I'm about to do everything in my power to make your lives even more of a living hell than you thought it could ever be. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2009|08:20 pm] |
Well, shoot and damn. I seem to have lost my ability to calm children. That is if the lollipop finger prints all over my shirt is to be believed.
Now I'm just going to have to charm the children the old fashioned way. Bribe them. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2009|12:04 pm] |
Adapting to this place requires even more time and energy than I had previously thought.
Still, it does amusement me, watching the way that people conduct themselves now.
I wonder how the majority would react, if they knew my name? |
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[Apr. 6th, 2009|10:14 pm] |
[Blocked against Reggie and David (the one from Animorphs)]
Okay so who knows this David kid. The one that's been hitting on my sister. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|10:45 pm] |
So...apparently I can now control a person's age.
Don't ask me how I know. It's too weird to even explain. And believe me, I've tried. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|12:35 am] |
I swear this world does all my work for me. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|11:35 pm] |
♪What is this feeling, so sudden and new
I felt the moment I woke up (at 2)?
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling.
My face is flushing- what is this feeling?
Fervent as a flame, does it have a name?
Yes.... yes-
Loathing. Unadulterated loathing....♪
( OOC ) |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|06:54 pm] |
Holy shit.... well. That isn't normal. And coming from me, that's saying something. I was just thinking about how I'd really like an ice cream cone. And then it appeared in my hand! Wasn't expecting that. Conjuring wasn't one of my talents.
I've been experimenting with it. Anything I think about, if I really want it? It comes to me. Or if I lose interest, it vanishes, probably to wherever it came from. Instantly. I wonder.. if this works with objects, maybe it could work with people. Hmm, I should try it out. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|12:51 pm] |
This is fun! They keep throwing themselves at me. Initially I was simply melting brains, but that grew boring. I've since ripped out spines, turned the air in their lungs to acid, and in one particularly amusing case, drove a man to cannibalism and made him eat his partner. I don't believe this will ever get boring. |
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[Mar. 11th, 2009|10:12 pm] |
My brother is getting married on Sunday. I suppose I should put in an appearance.
So, I need a date, which means...
Raffle time!
So, ladies. Just comment with your name here, I'll put them all in a hat, and I'll take the one that I pick.
No need to fight! Everyone has an equal chance. I PROMISE.
Raffle has been decided. Sorry.
However, if you are interested in the wedding, you should come by and give the happy couple your congratulations and presents. It's at [address], on Sunday at [Time]. And the happy couple is Ate and Momos. You know, in case you need to write a check of some sort. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2009|03:03 pm] |
I am experiencing certain side effects of this human form. Or perhaps this is from devouring that first man's mind so utterly. This does not please me.
However, these chocolate candies are delicious. I cannot seem to be overly wrathful while eating them. I would be greatly displeased at humans inventing a weapon capable of pacifying me...but they are too delicious. Human food, on the whole, seems to be the greatest of their inventions. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2009|10:15 am] |
Grr. Assholes. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Well, now this is an unexpected development. I've never been in a tornado before. At least, that's what I think it was. Even so, coming from Chicago to London is a bit of a stretch. Any idea how to get back? I sort of need to check on my company for a little surprise visit. Keeps them on their toes.
Ohh.. sorry, I nearly forgot my manners. Perhaps this predicament affected me more than I thought. My name is Damien Thorn, Yale student and CEO of Thorn Industries. This sort of thing doesn't happen very often. Usually not at all. I wonder if anyone else has ever been in the same predicament.. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|11:19 pm] |
I feel honored to know that the free people of this world trust that I have their best interests in mind.
My position as Secretary-General of the United Nations will serve us all well. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2009|09:36 pm] |
So I got a phone call earlier, from someone booking me to do a motivational speech. Maybe I should have checked my ID when I got here.
I think I'll be good at it. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2009|12:51 am] |
What's all this shite about someone making a film on me, then? And who's the sod in th-
I don't want to watch this, do I? |
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[Feb. 17th, 2009|08:48 pm] |
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[Feb. 14th, 2009|02:41 am] |
I don't know. I'm kind of digging it. |
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[Feb. 12th, 2009|10:53 pm] |
This is far from the world that I had grown accustom to.
( Private ) |
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[Feb. 10th, 2009|02:32 pm] |
( Private. )
So, Valentines Day is all about guys trying to get laid, right? Is there another holiday where the girls do the same thing, or is it as much crap as I think it is? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2009|09:51 pm] |
Bastards. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2009|03:34 pm] |
Okay, either I am really drunk or a tornado just picked me up and dumped me somewhere new...I think I would rather believe I was really drunk. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2009|03:07 pm] |
It seems that not only have the Inspector and I suffered this odd universal displacement, it just so happens that we've been advanced forward approximately twelve years from our current time.
I don't suppose that anybody here could assist me with filling in the pertinent historical gaps in those twelve years that we appear to be missing? It would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you kindly. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2009|10:28 pm] |
Bored now. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2009|01:27 pm] |
This place sorta sucks. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2009|07:12 pm] |
Oddest fucking thing.
I just got a call from a real estate agent, that the property I bid on, is mine. Thing is, she used the name on the ID that was in my pocket when I arrived here.
Apparently I own a gym. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|01:49 pm] |
You all have gone insane.
Does that happen a lot here? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|12:55 pm] |
It is still 2009, right? I didn't fall asleep for a few years?
What's wrong with you people? |
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[Jan. 16th, 2009|12:12 am] |
...What, that's it?
A little anticlimactic, don't you think? |
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[Jan. 9th, 2009|02:07 am] |
I still think we should start a club for people with weird names, even if Meat isn't my real name. If only so we can all go get drunk and make fun of each other.
Could be fun. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2009|03:17 am] |
Ooh boy. Did I fall over and hit my head? |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|10:12 pm] |
Gods, don't forsake me...
I was so close to getting Soul Edge, so close to saving Pyrrha, and you tore me away. Now, I know that the Azure Knight won't be stopped... |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|07:44 pm] |
[Locked from Father Clemens]
I'm in the mood to teach. Any innocents out there want some instruction? |
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[Dec. 31st, 2008|08:08 pm] |
New Year's Eve.
Where's the party? I mean, the party. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|05:19 pm] |
Seriously?
That was absolutely miserable. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|05:18 pm] |
( Mary Winchester )
Further proof that life sucks. As if it was needed. Thanks, but no. That's the one thing I'm sure of. Life sucks. |
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