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[Sep. 5th, 2011|07:20 am] |
Dolos, don't even try to deny it. I know this is all your fault.
Gaia how I hate you. |
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[Nov. 1st, 2010|12:08 pm] |
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Halloween isn't scary. No, you know what is scary? Misery when she's happy. That's what. It's unnatural.
Thank Hades it never happens! |
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[Aug. 11th, 2010|07:37 pm] |
I'm quite sure this isn't where I was when I fell asleep.
Or when it was, for that matter. |
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[Aug. 7th, 2010|01:38 am] |
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Attention Ladies...and a few gentleman (Really, no means no.)
I'm sorry to announce that I am off the market. That's right. I got married. Yes. MARRIED. To my baby mama. She begged. Told me she couldn't live without me, that she cries every night I'm away, blah blah, yadda yadda. Who was I to deny her?
Anyhoo...
I'm married now, so you can't have anymore of this. (Picture taken by wifey on wedding night)
Let the worldwide mourning commence. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2010|10:50 pm] |
Help! I think someone or something has taken over my sister...
She's acting like she...loves me. God help us all, the world is going to end. |
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[Jul. 29th, 2010|12:24 am] |
Dooooooooolos.
I need you. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2010|08:00 pm] |
The next bill I'm introducing to congress is one that will make wet t-shirt contests an Olympic sport.
I've been told I have several votes "YAY!" already. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|12:43 am] |
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Has anyone seen my kids? It's possible I may have left them at the supermarket? Or maybe at the zoo? No...maybe at the park or a restaurant? Eh. I don't know. They'll turn up somewhere.
If you see them, let me know and don't touch Lex #2. She likes to bite. |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2010|06:50 am] |
ATTENTION INTERNET AND VORTEXED PEOPLES!
I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE GREATEST POSSIBLE NEWS IN THE HISTORY OF POSSIBLE NEWS SINCE THE CONTINUATION OF DOCTOR WHO.
THAT'S RIGHT. I WENT THERE.
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IN A FIT OF BRASH, BUT LOVING, DECISION MAKING I HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED TO THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS.
SO.
WITHOUT FURTHER HESITATION.
Let's Party. |
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[May. 14th, 2010|04:04 pm] |
Fine.
Not all of you people are horrible wastes of space, air and skin.
Just most. |
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[May. 6th, 2010|07:38 am] |
I still hate you. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2010|07:28 pm] |
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Hey Weezy! WEEZY! OH WEEZY!
Are you done being in a huff? You are? Good! Let's go to the mall and taunt cheerleaders with cake. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2010|08:22 pm] |
My mob and I are hosting a witch burning at my place tonight at nine.
Anyone that would like to come, join, scream and throw rotting fruit at the witch as she takes her final death march would be more than welcome.
There's going to be a potluck afterwards. I'm bringing the little smokies! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|10:25 pm] |
I am APPALLED at the language used on this board. People are talking about things clearly only meant for a marriage bed and using words that are SINFUL! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:11 pm] |
... but I am not a fucking Disney princess. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I simply refuse to accept this. Even if the bluebirds are tweeting in 3-part harmony while they do the laundry. And the squirrels' tails are doing a great job of dusting, but the chipmunks? No. I can't have chipmunks running around the bathroom singing in those horrible little voices they have.
Who the fuck knows an exterminator? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:30 pm] |
I'd like to take this time to once again thank my lord Jesus for another day alive. I know some people might have been curious at times, at how our name initials are similar. You know, since my name is John Connor (JC). But there is only one Messiah, and it isn't me. Though my mother and other soldiers say differently
So.. President Christ? Master? Please let me know if there is any detailed way that I can serve. I will answer any request made by you or by God. Though if you have a story to tell, I'm all ears, listening attentively. I've read every parable in the Book with undivided attention. I've also been thinking about doing some missionary work or probably getting food to some homeless shelters. Again, thanks. For everything.
[OOC: John is under the illusion of being a devout Christian] |
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[Mar. 6th, 2010|03:29 pm] |
Turns out I've got an extra case of Jack. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2010|09:42 pm] |
Anyone not related to me want to go out this weekend for a miserably good time?
My family drives me nuts. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2010|07:57 pm] |
This is Richard Castle.
I've been in Paris for almost 24 Hours.
And I've yet to score spend quality time with the lovely Paris Women.
This is a situation that needs to be rectified.
Don't Tell Alexis. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|08:32 pm] |
I...have been rejected.
I know, I know. It's just so unexpected and surprising. I was taken aback myself. I found the emotion it brought up to be unbearable and almost, dare I say it, suicidal.
But I will endure. I will make it through. Yes. I have found the strength.
However, should any of my lovely ladies be willing to come soothe me and perhaps let me cry on their bare shoulders? I would not say no.
I am, in fact, a man in desperate need. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|12:08 pm] |
Soooooo.
Do any amazingly beautiful fans of mine need their breasts signed?
Seriously.
Just come on down.
Markers in the cleavage'll get you my phone number. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|10:41 pm] |
Oh, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. You were my best disciple. Why did you have to muck it all up with an apology?
Such a sad, sad day. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:47 pm] |
There's a movie and some books where I have a daughter.
It's weird and vaguely disturbing. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2010|08:12 pm] |
It seems I've forgotten Valentine's Day. Would any of my women like to tie me up and abuse me for awhile?
I promise to hate it and hate it and hate it. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|08:09 pm] |
Hm. Interesting. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|04:33 am] |
He's completely full of it, of course.
there was no labor. And no broken fingers.
But that's about to change.
They're also not particularly precious... they look like troll dolls, if you ask me.
Apparently we're keeping them, though. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|01:23 am] |
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Hello hello!
I'm here to make an announcement!
On December 21st, after fourteen hours, Oizys pushed and grunted and squeezed out our two precious, precious babies.
And I, the father with the broken fingers, am proud to introduce...
Lex and Lex.
Aren't they just the cutest babies, you've ever seen?
Weezy? We done good. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2010|10:33 pm] |
Finally, all of this Blessed cheer can be done with.
If anyone particularly values their fairy lights, I suggest getting them down as soon as possible. I may only be able to hold off the urge for so long. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2010|09:21 pm] |
Hey, Weezy. Guess what I'm having dreams about? Bet you can't. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|11:04 pm] |
This time of the year bores the CRAP out of me. People get all truthful and lovey. Can't we have Halloween back? I like Halloween. Anything where slutty ladies have an excuse to dress up like a slutty nurses and ask to take my temperature, is much better than holiday cheer. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2009|10:34 pm] |
Hmm. I don't know that I've ever seen women fight in quite that way before. I can't say it wasn't attractive, just violent. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|11:54 pm] |
I'm just curious. Are there any dark haired, emo goddesses that would like to have some babies? |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2009|03:33 pm] |
I hate each and every one of you.
Particularly those related to me.
And... thank you for the gift, Aphrodite. It actually didn't suck completely. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2009|08:27 pm] |
Well, that was definitely the most violent baby shower ever held.
Again, Crowley, I do apologize for the bathroom stalls and hope that you can forgive the burnt wallpaper.
Who knew such sexy women could hit each other so hard? I have video, should any of the men here be interested and willing to pay.
Also, Aphrodite and Styx, should you two like to have an evening gown wrestling match, I'm sure I could find a venue. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2009|07:52 pm] |
As my baby mama is about to pop, I suppose I should have someone throw her one of those baby shower things you mortals enjoy.
Anyone with a liking for black and/or emo, miserable-ness want to be the roast master? |
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[Jul. 14th, 2009|03:24 pm] |
Dolos.
Did you tell the Sprog he could have a pony? |
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[Jul. 4th, 2009|02:59 pm] |
I am good.
I am damn good. |
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[Jul. 4th, 2009|01:16 am] |
This whole pregnancy thing is shit. I ache, I feel gross, I can't eat, I'm starving, I cry about 40 times more a day then even I thought was possible... So here's the deal, right? I've resigned myself to having a kid. But I will pay someone whatever they want if they'll have this kid for me. Money, land, life free of misery... you name it.
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Styyyyxxx. |
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