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Tweak says, "I'm imaging you as a turnip."

Cthulhu (deadbutdreaming) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-03-21 12:51:00

Entry tags:

cassidy turner, cthulhu, oizys, purifiers plot

This is fun! They keep throwing themselves at me. Initially I was simply melting brains, but that grew boring. I've since ripped out spines, turned the air in their lungs to acid, and in one particularly amusing case, drove a man to cannibalism and made him eat his partner. I don't believe this will ever get boring.

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	misery_inc 2009-03-21 11:59 am UTC (link)
	... I want to be you when I grow up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	You are not partaking in the gore and the violence? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-03-21 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a lot of work. I'm just soaking up the misery. And damn if there's not a lot of it... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, it is quite fun! Entirely unlike work. Yes, I would imagine there is. There is also quite a bit of insanity and excess. This must be how the humans feel when they drink many "energy drinks". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-03-21 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm. As it seems They've something they can use against us - Greeks, at least - perhaps I should go play a bit. Nice analogy. Red Bull, without tasting like yak piss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

deadbutdreaming
2009-03-21 01:07 pm UTC (link)

They possess such capabilities? Hm. All their devices have failed against me. I even offered to improve one, to make it a challenge. Of course I didn't tell them that I made certain it would explode into enlarged flesh-eating bacteria when they pulled the trigger. That filled me with a joy not unlike the joy of chocolate.

I have had a Red Bull and would say that this is an accurate assessment of its taste.

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	misery_inc 2009-03-21 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently they can - seems the Muse is missing. No idea how they managed that, but no one can find her. I think I need to learn that flesh-eating bacteria thing. It could be useful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hnn. As amusing as this is, should you require help finding her, I am available. I can teach you. The reaction is always very amusing. I was unaware humans were capable of screaming at such a high pitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-03-21 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	I can't really say I've been looking. ~~it's not like there aren't eight other ones around somewhere~~ I'm sure some Olympian is all in a tizzy about it though. I'm taking you up on that. I find I do enjoy learning, if given the right incentive, and that scream sounds promising. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	I see. In that case, I am in the World of Disney in Florida, on one of the resort areas. Feel free to drop by whenever you please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-03-21 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	... The happiest place on earth? I'm probably allergic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	It is not currently the happiest place on Earth. Not for humans, anyway. Currently it is a place of much anguish and pain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-03-21 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	.... Very well. I'll be there in 15. But the first freak in a costume who comes nears me is getting his furry loving head hit with lightening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent! I believe the costumed employees have become far too frightened to come anywhere near here. Though I will admit that would be an intensely amusing sight. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	robyngraves 2009-03-21 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Good to see you're having fun. I'm about to get some of this when I've finished my duties today. I'm rather fond of the taste of religious zealots. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	Their minds are sadly lacking in taste. Very bland and empty. Their physical bodies, however, seems to have pleased those I have driven insane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robyngraves 2009-03-21 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	The physical bodies are unfortunately all I can taste, so that's just as well. It's not often that there's a large group of people that won't be missed when they disappear. It's going to be easy hunting for as long as this lasts. I'm rather excited. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-21 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	At least you're able to keep yourself amused, Cthulhu sir. You know, I just realized. You can hear their minds, right? You wouldn't happen to know where their bases are, would you? A friend of mine - the muse of tragedy - has been taken, and I want to be able to head it off at the start of the problem. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	I have been notified of the missing muse. Should I become aware of the location of their bases I will pass the information along. So far, I have not seen any important locations in the minds of those I have dealt with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-21 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you very much, Cthulhu. I know better than to say I owe you one, but you're a great help. Keep safe, sir. Have fun with them. Lots and lots of fun. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1stbornextreme 2009-03-21 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	And the Greek god of war is requesting that you speak with him, sir. Just a head's up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadbutdreaming 2009-03-21 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	I see. I will speak with him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quirkyhumor 2009-03-24 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Aw Lhu! I'm so happy you're finding new ways to amuse yourself! (Reply to this)