Well, now this is an unexpected development. I've never been in a tornado before. At least, that's what I think it was. Even so, coming from Chicago to London is a bit of a stretch. Any idea how to get back? I sort of need to check on my company for a little surprise visit. Keeps them on their toes.
Ohh.. sorry, I nearly forgot my manners. Perhaps this predicament affected me more than I thought. My name is Damien Thorn, Yale student and CEO of Thorn Industries. This sort of thing doesn't happen very often. Usually not at all. I wonder if anyone else has ever been in the same predicament..