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[Jan. 24th, 2009|10:41 am] |
Denizens of this strange new time:
Good day. I have been misplaced, I believe. For approximately seven days I have been inhabiting the body of a female, in a time not my own.
The answers on the board were sporadic, so I did not wish to make my problem known, as it posed no immediate harm to myself. It was, in fact, rather curious.
However, I simply must ask, because I have begun to worry past the point of being able to accomplish any task whatsoever, including eating and sleeping.
My wife and child. Are they here? Rebecca and Adam Essex. If anyone has seen them, or heard from them, please inform me. A physical description seems fairly useless, so I will refrain. I only pray that they will see this post, or someone acquainted with them will.
Thank you for your time,
Nathaniel Essex |
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[Jan. 24th, 2009|08:44 am] |
Okay, THAT was weird.
But it got me thinking (BAD IDEA, WORLD!) about time fuckery.
Mom and dad are from the early 90s, dad explained it was 1991 when he got picked up and brought here. I would have been born in may of 1991, if mom and dad stayed in their home reality. Which would have made me 17 this year. So technically if you want to be an ass about things, I was the right age this past week. Even though in a few months, the little me will be celebrating his first birthday, and I'll be celebrating my 22nd.
Hey, for once, this reality makes a stunning lot of logical sense. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|11:15 pm] |
Um, guys? I think we have a problem. Like, a big one. Tink? Bladezz? Have you guys gotten real weapons yet?
I don't want to be alarmist or anything, but I think we may have to cancel the raid tonight. Um. Kael is sorta. Like he is in the game.
Help?
Edit; Okay, we need some serious help. Like, there's super heroes and stuff here, right? Iron Man? Pretty please? |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|09:44 pm] |
People are turning back to their regular ages.
Final check in, people. Ofdensen, Pickles, Skwisgaar, I need your status.
I'd also like to hear from Miniver, Cassidy, Soren, and Henriette. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|09:22 pm] |
( Alfred ) |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|01:42 pm] |
One gets perhaps just a bit over engaged, spending a few extra days sequestered in the lab, and suddenly things get interesting.
I assume it has been a few days, yes? I am afraid my watch met an unfortunate, yet pleasantly illuminating, end during the course of research.
No matter. I am sure the microwave will be fixed before you know it. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|07:04 pm] |
Question: Are there so few gangs here because it's the past or because it's not Gotham? I want to kick badguy ass and there's not nearly enough badguys as I remember. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|08:57 am] |
Where am I and why did I wake up next to some stranger this morning? I was just on Coruscant, and suddenly I'm not. I want answers. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|06:43 am] |
Huh. Okay, well, I guess I could use the break.
Uncle James? Aunt Lily? Please don't be younger than me. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|06:36 am] |
I hate this place.
Thanks Tink, for not letting me die. And Kael for keeping me alive irl.
Yeah. I'm back to normal. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|06:34 am] |
Okay, it's Friday. We definitely need a party. Who's game? |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|06:31 am] |
Jamie? |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2009|10:41 pm] |
I find it almost disturbing just how quickly and how easily I've taken to caring for Calliope while ... well, while she's not herself.
Even so I still need to take care of myself as well, which I haven't been doing as well as I should, all things considered. That said, I feel like going for a walk, would anyone care to join me? |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2009|11:02 pm] |
So. It's come to my attention that art in one of its purest forms is in danger.
Who is responsible for this newfangled 'caller ID' function on cell phones, and how can I effectively punish them, for killing prank phone calls? Mail schemes are too impure. I'm thinking something face-to-face. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2009|08:53 pm] |
Crazy future people!
Since the punch at the Phi Beta Kappa party apparently makes time travel possible... Whose kool-aid do I have to drink to learn teleportation?
I want to go to Monte Carlo before tomorrow.
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Also.... Knight Rider? Really? What kind of future is this? |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2009|07:20 pm] |
This universe makes me want to take a nap until it stops being an asshole. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2009|01:56 am] |
Look I figured out how to use the keyboard better now! |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2009|12:26 am] |
I have to wonder if I will return to my younger self at the end of all this... Crazy world. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|08:16 pm] |
This place is completely insane... I've been wandering around New York for the past few days taking it in. All the newspapers say it's 2009. Where are the flying cars? Did I get in a Delorean and forget?
There is no one I know around. And computers are really tiny. I hope I figure this all our before school starts again.
Did someone slip something into my drink? None of this makes sense. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|07:01 pm] |
( Ma ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|06:14 pm] |
And you guys thought I was crazy? Sh'yeah right.
Sure, I have the occasional zany adventure, but I don't do the whole time travel thing. Well, not intentionally, unless Weaz messes up one of the gadget dohickeys. Then I hide all of his food. It's a lot more interesting than it sounds 'cause he tends to freak out without his cheese puffs. It's almost as fun as playing hide and go seek with Blind Al.
Anyways, the point is, using my awesome skills of deductive reason, I have come to the revelation that I am awesome. And I'm my normal loveable self that keeps you comin' back for more. And that's usually when I steal from you. S'long as I'm getting paid to do it. Otherwise you're safe. Unless I'm bored. Then you'll probably get pantsed.
Now back to your feature presentation!
( Domino ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|12:44 pm] |
I'd like to make an announcement, that at this point I'm not even sure 'normal' exists anymore. It's like the dodo, it once existed, but now it's extinct.
Anybody feel like joining me for a drink at the pub, or even a bistro ( thank god, I can use the portkey's now). I'll pay for anyone's tab, I just need a break.
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|11:02 am] |
Okay people, this is one of those hypothetical situation kind of things.
Say you're walking down the street in a pretty busy city, like London or Los Angeles or something, and you're walking along, minding your own business, maybe you're late for work, maybe you're going to the store or to a friend's house or even to the subway, I don't know, not important. You're going along about your day, doing what you do, and you see a guy with wings coming the other way, just minding his own business, walking along.
What do you do? How do you react? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|11:47 am] |
I'm not having a good day, am I? A weird girl in a towel in my boyfriend's apartment, tornadoes in the middle of New York... what next? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|11:44 am] |
...This isn't amusing in the slightest. How am I meant to take Cassandra home when I'm... wherever here is? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|12:27 am] |
( Mum ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|05:05 am] |
This whole thing is such a blast from the past.
The music and the old house! And I don't even have classes.
I could keep doing this for another month.
Except for the baby. Somebody needs to take this thing for a minivacation while I'm around. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|10:56 pm] |
Wow, I age really well, if I do say so myself. Kind of a relief knowing I'm still going to be hot when I get old.
Ollie Ollie oxen free?
Okay, that was pretty terrible. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|08:33 pm] |
Brennie & Teague (and Lilo, I guess) I'm just going to hang out at Mordhaus for a while, until things settle down a little.
Tej: thanks for finding me and making sure I didn't stay lost in the garden forever, and if you could find the guy I clocked with a cobblestone and tell him I'm sorry I'd appreciate it.
Anybody else who may have gotten an angry ranting phone call last night/early this morning telling you to be the right age, I apologize and I probably didn't really mean it. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|10:09 pm] |
Queen Jane?
Lady Bryan?...
Poppa....?
Where am I?
A nice lady in strange clothes showed me how to talk to the strange box so I could find you..
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|10:11 pm] |
Hm. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|10:54 pm] |
Where am I? Where's mom and dad? Where's Buffy? I'm scared. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|09:36 pm] |
Okay, this is weird. Anyone seen Kai? Gojyo's back, but he's a kid. Libby? Kimber? Lorelai? Anyone? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|09:05 pm] |
Momma? Jien?
Where is this? What's going on?
I'm gonna be in so much trouble. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|08:46 pm] |
Someone want to tell me what happened? Where am I? and how is it 2009? Sam? Liz? You two here? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|06:28 pm] |
How interesting.
How very interesting. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|06:25 pm] |
I'm goin' out fer a few hours. Wherever you are, Beef, yer gunna probably want to get someone to clean that mess up I left in the er
the place. Whatever.
So er.
Whatever.
Peace out bitches. |
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