War Is Coming Communications.

Y'know boys, if you'd wanted to take me home, all you had to do was ask nicely.

Oh, alright. I know I was upset last night, but I think I would remember leaving town.

And now I suddenly can't get ahold of anyone from home.

Hello?

New arrivals here keep getting more interesting.

[Epiphany]

The pathetic post with the 'man' asking for help and blubbering is bullshit. He's a vampire trying to lure in a fucking meal and like idiots they're flocking.

Don't talk to him and stay away from him. Hard to tell about him yet. Goes by the name Jerry, though.

[Eric]

We have a new vampire in our midst. One using pathetic dramatics to lure his meals to him. He goes by the name Jerry.

H-Hello? Can someone help? I think there's someone trying to kill me. I don't know how I got here... b-but there's a dead man in an alley and I think I might be next. Is anyone there?

[Edit] The signal goes dead.

Boo hoo. The world shakes about and no one can stand it.

Hmm...not bad as far as bleak, depressing shitholes go. Now if someone could kindly tell me where I am before I get pissed off.