War Is Coming Communications.

[Filtered to Andrea:] Just now saw your post from the other day. Not sure if you'll see this with the whole Haiti thing - good on you, by the way - but yeah. How do you think she's doing, she was pos Jesus. Why am I so irritable lately? She's...she's here. Not sleeping so hot, on the rare occasions she actually does sleep. She's more quiet than usual. But she's getting there, I think. It's a long road.

[Filtered to Martha:] I'm getting low on those uppers you gave me. I need more. She's still not sleeping well, and I still don't want to leave her alone, so I need to ask for that favor again.

I She Jewel The de So the demon killed some people while she was in me, and hid the bodies. They're at [address]. I'd take care of them but I.....i just can't. not now.

thought someone should know.

Just so we're clear on this - no, I do not see you when you're sleeping / sexing / showering / doing inappropriate things, unless those things involve Sam and Dean or further the plot in some way. I don't know everyone's dirty little secrets, I don't know what's happening three months from now (and I wouldn't tell you even if I did?), I was not aware I was writing reality until, like, yesterday. I'm just a writer. I'm as confused as you guys. Also, I am not responsible for this creepy "Wincest" crap. That's the fangirls.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drink something really, really strong. I've got a bottle I've been saving for a special occasion and this seems the perfect time to polish that off and pass out for a while. Maybe I'll wake up and this will all just be the weirdest dream I've ever had except that I had this dream last night  and then I wrote it down and it happened, so probably not.

Hey Winchesters. We found the funniest shit. Check out Wincest.

Um...

What's Wincest?

makke it stop ples

I need the strongest uppers you can get your hands on. I don't have much cash on me right now but I'll give you as much as I can afford from however many paychecks you want. I know it's an odd request, and I'll explain if you want, but I really, really need them.

[Pike]

I How If One day I'm going to be good at knowing what to say but If there's such a thi How is she doing?

How are you doing?

[/End Filter]

[Sam]

¿Qué demonios fue eso? Perdio loco? No tire esa mierda con un amigo, no importa la cantidad de información que usted necesita. Hay un millón de demonios por ahí para intentar esa mierda

You are such a fucking douchenozzle

If anyone is up for watching Ryan Seacrest take over Dick Clark's position and not be as good at it, I'm going to be watching the New Years come in in my apartment with sparkling cider and food.

Edit: Have a wonderful year, everyone.

I quit, I'm done, I'm not playing fighter, political party and mommy to everyone in this stupid b
Thanks for coming to
Anya thanks for fin
Everytime I give you a chance, Faith, you try and kill me
I told you so
People need to li
Forget it

Thanks.

So, I think that tonight someone should have a Buffy Is Alright slash New Year's party. You only change decades once every ten years, after all!

...for most people, at least.

I located Buffy. She's being held at [address]. I suggest those of you going on foot leave now. I'll wait a couple minutes, then teleport there, but I won't go in until the rest of you are there. I'll be heading straight for Buffy and get her out of there.

Dean, do you want to help me get Buffy or help the others fight?



[OOC: Team Rescue Buffy includes Pike, Andrea, Dean, Kendra, Vi and anyone else who expressed interest in rescuing Buffy. This was also posted later in the morning today. I'm just posting it now so we can get on with it. Hope no one minds! And whoever wants to can start the Rescue thread. My brain is too fried right now to do so.]

Faith is possessed. Probably has been for awhile. Andrea and I found both the amulet and the consecrated cross I got her in her locker at the gym. Turns out this particular demon either has some kind of mindfuck spell or a natural ability for it, because I deliberately looked for this stuff on her person more than once and saw them on her, so if any of you run into her, be aware of that in case she can do other tricks with it.

My guess is the demon's got Buffy somewhere. The demon hasn't been back to the motel since she it left last night, so it's either holed up in the same place or somewhere else. Hasn't been to any of Faith's usual hangouts, either, Andrea and I checked those earlier while we were looking for Faith. I don't have any idea where the demon could have her.

Andrea can confirm all of this if asked.

[Filtered to Andrea, the Scoobies, Dean, and the complex heads, and against Dawn:]
I know you guys probably don't trust or like me very much right now, and I get that. You have no idea how guilty I Regardless, Faith is my girlfriend, so I have a vested interest in how this ends up. So I'd like to suggest a plan to you guys. I know, I have a lot of gall to suggest a plan considering I didn't see this happening, but I'm going to anyway.

The demon is going to be wherever Buffy is, most likely. Andrea and I will be taking care of I would really prefer it if Andrea and I took care of the exorcism, so whoever it is that's going to retrieve Buffy, we'll we'd like to go in with them. If the demon is there, we can keep it distracted so you guys can get Buffy out, and if not you guys can extract her and Andrea and I can set up an ambush for the demon. We both have the traps and the Latin down, and we've got the consecrated cross, which I know for a fact does burn demons. So we can handle it. And we will. I have to.

[Filtered to the Scoobies and against Dawn:]
Dawn can't see any of this. I figure it's better she hears this from one of you. If you'd rather she see it here let me know and I'll edit.

Hey, you mind hanging out with me tonight?

Is it really too much to ask for like... a few days without big arguments or demons trying to kill us or screwing with our memories or something? Can we have two days? Please?

That aside, I want to apologize for how I was acting yesterday. Especially to the new people. I swear, I'm not a drug person. At all. Someone gave me brownies for Christmas that had an extra ingredient that I didn't know about. If I had known about it? I wouldn't have eaten them. Or shared them with James.

Usually I'm not worried about sandwiches being taken by the cops. Actually, on any other day no one would have been able to convince me that could ever happen in the first place.

Pike? Spike? Can I point out that I'm currently very grumpy with you both. And your names are only one letter apart. That's probably a sign or something.

Oh my god guys, Serverus Snape just arrived, and now he's teaming up with the police! They're coming after the Sammiches AND cookies!!

They've got the health inspector with them. Might want to hide those weapons if all them are coming.

I take it back. Christmas has been awesome.

And hey, at least they're not like this chick:

( She's got her toothpaste. )

[Dean]
I feel like now would be the best time for me to tell you that Ruby asked me to move in with her.