War Is Coming Communications.

Here's a question that's actually not terribly important at all.

Do you think I would look sexy in leather?

Hello! Out of one crisis and into another. Definitely a shock to see my magnificent TARDIS as a human but oh she's beautiful. She's explained a bit to me, but as she told me, she's a mad, rambly, bitey person. A bit hard to follow but the challenge is just fantastic!

Doctor, the other you and I have come up with a plan regarding the Master.

This may be taking a far, far too optimistic view given our history with the holidays, but I thought, maybe, we should start making our plans now, assuming we aren't running for our lives on the twenty-fifth.

Right!

Ophelia, Lady M or Juliet.

Or Oh. Titania!

I plan to Shakespeare it up for this fine season of spookiness. I think he'd be pleased I did!

How are you doing?

I am not a coward, but it is easier to start this way

Do you know what would make me feel immensely, immeasurably better?

Bananas.

I don't really care what form. Bananas Foster, banana nut bread, banana muffins, banana pancakes, banana cream pie, banana ice cream, banana milk shakes, banana daiquiris, raw bananas, frozen bananas, banana oatmeal, chocolate-dipped bananas, banana yogurt, banana pudding, banana tempura, banana cheesecake, banana jelly ... Is there such a thing as banana jelly? If there isn't, there ought to be.

I'm not asking for much. Just bananas. Can I please have some bananas if you're going to keep me in bed?!

[Private to Romana]

You were right. I was an idiot. You were so very, very right. All I had to do was ask. Rose still, and we, and oh, Romana, it's brilliant, and I should have listened to you. You always were so much more clever than me.

Found my mad, bitey woman. She'll be brought back to the TARDIS, where she can heal properly without blowing up half the complex with power surges and the like.

She'll need looking after, so I'll be here for a bit.

Earth. Lawrence, Kansas. Month of September in the year 2011. Different universe, bubble universe? Interesting. Though this is not where I should be. Thief, are you behind this?

I need to speak with you...



[OOC: This is directed at Eleven, but both Ten and Eleven can read it! Leela hasn't had time to check the boards to see Ten's arrival yet.]

Bow ties and fezzes aren't that cool.

Generally.

Doctor, there is a strange girl that appeared in the TARDIS. Did you let her in?



[OOC: The Spikey-Haired One = Leela's nickname for Ten. Eleven is the Bow-Tied One. This is how she will distinguish them, for better or for worse. DEAL WITH IT. LEELA IS SIMPLE. :P]

It is my fault.



[OOC: Yes both Doctors can see this because Leela is still all ASKDFHKADSJHF about two Doctors and has yet to specify between the two.]

Well. That was unpleasent. But I remember now.

So Hello Lawrence Kansas. My name is Romanadvoratrelunder. And since I'm stuck here I suppose we should figure out a plan. Because frankly it seems none of you have, your tactics are weak, you're not willing to do what you should to end this war. Which is why I expect the seal brought me.

They call me War Queen for a reason

I am sorry to all those I wrongfully hurt and accused. I was not myself, though I know that does not make up for or excuse my behavior. I of course know none of you are responsible for what happened to Romana. I am deeply sorry for all the pain I caused.


[OOC: Shortly after Alema and the bugs were gone, K-9 left the complex and found Leela. They have not returned, mostly because Leela's having a very horrible reaction to everything and she doesn't trust people won't kill her on sight. Leia shot her in the shoulder, which she patched up to the best of her ability, but then had to seek treatment to remove the bullet etc. Of course, a girl dressed in animal skins and a robot dog would attract attention, but they made an escape before they got caught by the authorities/army. Feel free to have people hear through the grapevine about these two being spotted!]

As I have learned since being on this planet, what goes around comes around.


[OOC: Unfiltered and yes, Leela is still at large!]

We need to talk.

So someone gets mind controlled and everyone gets upset. Yet when one of our own gets killed on our doorstep no one seems to care or do anything about it? None of you deserved to even know Romana for the way you clearly neglected to do anything! Those of you that have powers did nothing to protect her, so why should I expect that you can protect us, or even yourselves, for the next time something happens? I will not ally myself with people that neglect ones they call friends.


[OOC: Unfiltered because Irrational Angry Leela is Irrational. THANKS ALEMA. :P And cue Leela taking K-9 and leaving the complex. Because she's going to do something bad. AGAIN, THANKS ALEMA. :P]

It is not a job we wanted. But people pay for the exotic. And we find ourselves down on our luck in spite of so many from home.

[Leela]

Do you see how little they speak of your friend? She is forgotten, just like you will be if you let them get away with their negligence.

[Allana]

Is life better for you now Chume'da, now that Mother does not live so nearby?

Has everyone suddenly forgotten what happened to Romana? Why is no one doing anything to avenge her? She trusted all of you, and this is how you repay her? Fine then, I will carry it out on my own!