War Is Coming Communications.

So, Two questions.

1. Why do bad guys always smirk at the camera when they've just done something evil? Like every time, when the other characters are still in the room, they're being hugged or something and they get all smirky. It makes no sense.
2. Why do the towns where murder mystrey shows are set still have populations. You know you'd move if there were that many murders.

So I'm pregnant, bored and there was cheesy murder dramas, they're still valid questions

That's just awesome. Fractured my right wrist. Makes the typing thing suck worse than before.

But those of you who still need driving lessons come see me. We're going to try driving at night now. It's a little different then day time driving just because of the visibility levels.

[ooc: assumed Booth had been teaching on and off daytime driving to the kids in the complex over 15 between disasters. ]

...I don't understand.

Under-aged kids trying to get into bars will never get less pathetic. It doesn't matter how much eyeshadow you wear, or how short your dress is. You're not getting in.

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Because we don't have enough super-powerful beings here with bad attitu Just a day So, uh, I just wanted to point it out just case no one noticed. But the new blonde guy that looks exactly Riku? Is Dracula. Yes, that one.

You've been informed. Now you can carry on with your daily routines.
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I thought that I should go ahead and introduce myself what with all of the new arrivals. And while, I know most most of us are pretty helpful, but things do have a habit of getting hectic here. People forget, things are lost in translation, and a bunch of other reasons which lead to it not hurting for me to put this information up twice. But, alright. Done rambling. Onto the important stuff.

My name is Paige Matthews and I'm third in command of the apartment complex. The complex is free of charge. Just show up and walk through the door and we'll give you a room. I know it sound crazy and suspicious but since we're all in this together. Thank you, high school musical It really can't hurt us any to help each other out. If you don't feel comfortable living in the complex, you don't have to. It's the safest place to be but no one is going to force you into anything. Just let me know and I'll try my best to help you find a nice enough motel.

Information about how things work. If you haven't read it already, please, please do. I can't stress enough how important that information is. If you need more details, I'll try my best to flesh things out for you.

Two more things. Bobby Singer runs a training camp for all of the new arrivals. The camp is for anyone eighteen and older. Please don't complain about it. My head still hurts fr It runs for one week and it teaches you what you need to know about the monsters in this world. We do have classes in the complex, but the ones having to do with the supernatural just teach you how to defend yourself and about demons. If you're willing and capable to teach a self-defense class. Just tell me your name. You'll have to show us that you can actually defend yourself but other than that we appreciate all the help we can get. In anything. If you have any sort of useful skill and you want to share it, just tell me, Buffy Summers, Andrew Wells, or Needy Lesniki and we'll see what we can do.

Last thing. We seem to have a few new arrivals of the supernatural variety. I'm not naming what because as one, I can respect people's privacy. The policy is a really easy one. Don't hurt anyone and we won't have any trouble. I don't care if you're a vampire, werewolf, werebear, were-other animal, witch, wizard, warlock, fairy, giant, leprechaun ... You get the picture. I know that the rules are different in other realities. So just because something is evil here and in my home dimension doesn't mean that they're evil in yours. I'm not going to assume.

What I will say is .. if you're a vampire and you need to know where to get animal blood at a cheap price, there are people who can help you. If you're a were-animal and you need help with the full moon, let us know and we'll help you. If you're a were-animal and you don't? Well. Just carry on.

That said. I'm really looking forward to meeting and getting to know all of you. Even Remember, if you need anything, just ask. Chances are there is someone here that can and is willing to help you.

Alright. We got a whole bunch of new people here over the last couple days so I think I should introduce myself. Hi, I'm Andrew Wells. Co-head at the safe complex we've got set up, which I know several of you know about already. If you have any questions just ask me. Or Buffy when she gets back. We've been here a while.

For the people that haven't gotten their hands on much information about this place yet, click here.

And on a lighter note for people who have been stressing a lot lately.

Pirates vs. Ninjas. Who would win?

Edit!: Also?


[James]
So I was thinking about maybe cooking some dinner tomorrow or something?


[ooc: I couldn't resist posting this video. I am aware that it references a few characters/fandoms that aren't puncturable (really, I think the Power Rangers are the only ones in it that aren't), but the vast majority IS puncturable. And the non-puncturable ones are pretty easy to overlook. I just thought it was so Andrew it had to be posted. If it's not cool let me know and I'll remove the video.]

Okay, fine. I'm stuck here. Whatever! Whoever decided to bring me here could have at least brought me with my lucky gold cowboy boots!

The internet. The greatest communications tool you lot have ever invented...and you wallpaper it with pornography. I have never been so proud of you. I see this device works as advertised. Shall I make the Wizard of Oz joke now, or can we just skip that?

Elmo, I don't think I'm on Sesame Street anymore?

Is this some sort of method acting test? Does this mean I got the part in that Johnny Depp movie?!