War Is Coming Communications.

Some things that end up happening here can only be explained by three words: Only in Lawrence.

[Elijah]
It was good seeing you the other night. I wish you hadn't left before I woke up though. Sleep is such a pesky thing.

[Regina & Gaia]
I saw your looks. Hush. Both of you!

[Peter Vincent]
I know you hate
It must kill you to
We really are like two sides of the sa
Katerina and alternate!you proved
Oh, why should I bother

[Regina, Gaia, Hatter, Elijah...pfft if I'm forgetting someone them too haha]

He's back. One of the people I hur- helped get killed... He's here and I don't know what I'm supposed to do. He doesn't remember being here before. But I'm sure someone will tell him all about it. What am I supposed to do?

You're too good to me.

[House of Lust]
We have a new member of the house. I need a name for her.

[If you're not sure, ask!]

He knows. I don't know how he knows, but Klaus knows I'm human.

....And I realize I haven't actually told all of you that.

But I am. There was a cure. Elena forced it on me. And I was keeping it a secret since I got back but now he knows and I don't know what he might do. Truce be damned, I'm a commodity to him. And I doubt Elijah can keep him contained if he is so inclined to use me for something.

[Katherine]
I'm sorry that I
I haven't been the friend
You didn't deserve my anger
I really am glad

[Henry]
I love you and I wish more than anything that you believed me. But I'll continue to say it anyway, I've always loved you and I always will. For now all I can give you are words but somehow I will prove to you that I do love you Henry and that nothing will ever change that.

[Greg]
Are you less cranky today, dear?

[House of Lust]
How're you all holding up?

[ETA: Damon]
I know you've undoubtedly been asked too often how you were doing in the last couple of days so I won't ask. But you offered to help after Jerry and I've come to consider you a friend. I may still be taking it one day at a time but I'm here if you need someone to talk to.

The Seal wasn't done with me, I guess...

Elena...stay away from me.

Elijah, are you still here?

[Kŭshta na Pierce]
I... some things happened, back home. I don't know if it's safe for me to stay there any more. Unless... are you boys back in your usual control? I... I'm human again.

[Regina]
Are you still here? I hope you are. I don't know what to say... I told you I'd be here and I wasn't. It wasn't out of choice, I would give anything to make things the way they were because, God, Regina. I'm not even me any more. She ruined it. She ruined me.

Jupiter's cock where's my cask of wine?

I am curious just how many are from times past and what year? I am from 1867 specifically and am quite a bit overwhelmed in attempt to catch up to modern things. I've only recently ridden on a steam engine. One was placed recently in Yokohama.

Keep Gannicus with you. Regina made a promise of slipping into the baths to see you at night.

Okay. How long before the being fictional thing gets easier? Because I'm sitting here, watching TV, and the guy I kinda had a thing for my friend is in this movie, fighting a prehistoric shark.

And, apparently, I can be researched. And that's just weird

Further research shows "I" was on a soap opera. As a blonde. That's just not normal, is it?

I feel like I owe you...for being the only one your brother remotely listens to.

[Damon]
Don't freak out. But I possibly did something incredibly stupid last night...

[Kŭshta na Pierce Alex]
You boys feeling any better today? Didn't treat Alex too bad last night when I had to slip out, did you?

[Alex]
Luckily, things managed to turn out so I didn't need your rentaghosting last night. Even if I did think I was going to die

Also do me a favor? Remind me that no matter what he promises about Klaus, Hal can't help. Just sort of interject it at me at random. He's trying to use that against me and he couldn't if he wanted to because the only thing that can kill an Original isn't even here and it's just a low tactic anyway. And wow this got rambly. We'll just say I don't do well with Klaus around.

[Friends filter]
Someone want to help me with something? I need my house put in the name of a living person. Otherwise certain people I really don't fucking want around have an all-access pass around my house.

Someone please tell me that this isn't some kriffing dream and I'm back in Lawrence.

[House of Lust]
Please tell me all of you are okay? That other me didn't hurt any of you, did he?

[Mara]
After being in that world...I'm more determined than ever to never fall to the Dark Side.

I never thought I'd hear myself utter these words but its good to be back in Lawrence. That world was an absolute nightmare and daddy was alive; I'm so glad to be

[House of Lust]
Are all of you all right?

[Added Filter: Galen Marek/Starkiller]
Can we talk?

Head count for whoever the hell isn't swapped? I make one. Yay for one. Brb head desking for the rest of my life. Thanks Kansas.

List part..whatever. 2? 3? idk.
Connor
Lydia
Lois
Hermione
Jane
Henry
Medbay staff
Ruby
Elena
Abby
River
Amy
Oswin
Tonks
Spike
Ginger
Scott
Peter Parker
H.G. Wells

Lawrence, Kansas? Mother did say four and a half glasses of wine was far too much for someone my size. Lawrence may be a wonderful place to live but I have a three year old son waiting for me at home.

[chances are, you know if you're friends with her or not, but if you're not sure, ask! Also this filter includes all the Mystic Falls peeps!]

Why do emotions have to be so...messy? It was all so much easier to just

[ETA] [Mitch]
What in the hell is going on? I know this whole situation has gotten out of hand, but...what? What in the flying fuck do we do to fix it?

Men are infuriating. And this isn't even MY issue.

Also confusing. ...I'm kind of thinking I was just asked on a date. Possibly. Maybe. I'm not sure. Should I ask? God, that's awkward.

[Gaia]
How are you?

[Alex]
How are things at Lydia's?

[House of Lust]

Apologies if I caused alarm. I was in need of some air.


[Katherine]

Might I ask a favor of you? I know not who else I could ask



[OOC: To the House of Lust, Gaia returned home just a little while before posting this, just FYI.]

Congratulations to all who decided pranking me was a bad plan yesterday. You get to live.

One year someone tried to steal my shoes. So I stole basically all of their possessions and left them scattered in 15 different warehouses in not the best parts of NYC. 

And their prized thousand dollar dress hanging from the Empire State. 


[Tony]

Seriously, with the baby thing, do we have to do anything, or does that happen when she's further along. I'm not looking after it. It'll judge me.

See, most women get all cooing and ridiculous. I have healthy fear.

[Gaia]

Happy with the statue? I left a copy in its place so they shouldn't figure the theft out for a while yet. And they'll never trace it back. I am actually just that good.

(OOC: Yuup about a week ago a statue of Venus got lifted from a museam in Oklahoma. Impressively so. No camera's, Totally a pro job. Felicia says nothing though. She was nowhere near Oklahoma. She was in Kansas City. And stuff)

[Gannicus]

Are there times when you long for home?


[Regina]

Do not think your sociableness of late has gone unnoticed. Any particular cause for such a change in behavior?