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Ser Jaime Lannister keeps it in the family (feltlikejustice) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-07-26 01:16:00

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cordelia chase, gabriel, isabela, jaime lannister, joffrey baratheon, kimberly corman, sam winchester

Filtered Against Evil
So now that he's dead, can we focus on the greater threat?

How does one find and stop death itself

[Joffery]

Might we speak?

[Isabela]

...I'm considering informing him. Joffery I mean? This might end well, this might end with threats to your life, hard to tell with the boy sometimes. But he has been doing better hasn't he?

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	queen_cordelia 2012-07-26 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Can't we just take his ring off like they did the others? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Indeed, but how exactly do you intend to get close to death itself. Walk up and ask it nicely? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_cordelia 2012-07-26 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Point. Can't someone just like...shoot his finger off or something? From the top of a roof? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to assume you are joking and deciding not to take this seriously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_cordelia 2012-07-26 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Then you'd be wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Then it must be that you simply aren't that bright. If you remembered the power the other three possessed you wouldn't be putting this forward as an idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_cordelia 2012-07-26 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't here for the first two. Got pretty up close and personal with the third one. And obviously if you're insulting me, you're the one who isn't that bright, buddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:27 am UTC (link)
	How nice for you. Did it seem like the kind of creature you could just shoot an extremity off? Or did it seem vastly more powerful than that. Its hardly an insult when its clearly factual (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_cordelia 2012-07-26 02:35 am UTC (link)
	I've seen more impossible things than that. You know what else is factual? You're an asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:37 am UTC (link)
	And you let what you have seen cloud you against what is. If you've fought the others you know you can hardly deal with them with a well aimed shot. Indeed it is. I'm still right though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_cordelia 2012-07-26 02:43 am UTC (link)
	We'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_demonbloo908 2012-07-26 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Dude, you don't have to be a douche. She was just making a suggestion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	One that was not useful and seemed to make light of what we face. I assumed we did not have time for such foolishness (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_demonbloo908 2012-07-26 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	If you thought we didn't have time for it, you wouldn't have taken the time to go out of your way to argue with her about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Well perhaps I felt she should learn a little something about her foolishness. I'm not about to apologize to her over it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_demonbloo908 2012-07-26 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	She made a suggestion. It wasn't one you liked, but it was what you asked for. Stop being a dick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-27 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I pointed out she was wrong. If you interpret that as rudeness, isn't that your fault more than it is mine? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	diditforthelulz 2012-07-26 04:09 am UTC (link)
	You could try, but you'll probably end up dead before you can so much as look at him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jaime _lionking 2012-07-26 01:10 am UTC (link)
	We may. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Joffery feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 01:14 am UTC (link)
	What do you think to Isabela? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jaime _lionking 2012-07-26 01:29 am UTC (link)
	I do not know her very well, we do not generally speak. However, she did assist when you were in danger, ~~and she did not rush to tell you I was coming, which is a great number of points in her favor~~ so my opinion of her is somewhat higher for that. Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Joffery feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 01:32 am UTC (link)
	She has grown to be someone I care for. Quite a lot. Would you be agreeable to her joining us for a meal on a night this week? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jaime _lionking 2012-07-26 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I see. Why are you tellin Exactly how muc I suppose I would, yes. I had meant to extend my thanks to her, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Joffery feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Good. I'm glad. I'll arrange it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jaime _lionking 2012-07-26 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Would you like me to ~~comman~~ instruct the servants to prepare anything specific? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Joffery feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I'm not certain on what foods she would like? Something nice (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jaime queenofthesea 2012-07-26 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Threats to my life are nothing new to me, so I can handle that. But he was pleasant enough when we went to rescue you. ~~You do know I'm rubbish around children, yes?~~ ~~This is completely bloody terrifying I hope you know~~ ~~....you terrify me by what you make me feel~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Isabela feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 01:53 am UTC (link)
	He is happy with the idea as it is. You coming for a meal with us. I'm not entirely sure how to proceed. He didn't know about Cersei until recently enough obviously, I'm not even sure how much he still knows, he doesn't talk about it, obviously. I can imagine its not something he focuses on. But you are not his mother. I don't know how he will take to you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jaime

queenofthesea
2012-07-26 02:02 am UTC (link)

Like a meet-the-family type of meal?

And you think I know how to proceed? But uh probably best to tread carefully until we are certain whether he accepts it or not?

~~I have no wish to be his mother~~ I hope you know I am not child friendly. I'll try to keep the slang, cursing and other naughty words out of my vocabulary while around him though.

...you aren't going to insist I wear a dress or skirt or something equally as repulsive to this, are you?

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	Isabela feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps. Would that be agreeable? Indeed, I suppose I should act like a father for once in my life. Try and see that he is happy with things. ...only around him mind. Keep words like that around me. And skirts. Though probably not for the dinner itself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jaime queenofthesea 2012-07-26 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Yes, it would. So we just need a when. That sounds like the best plan there. ~~Watch him turn out to hate me~~ Well obviously I'll keep those kinds of words around you. You might think I was possessed by one of those Blighted demons if I kept a clean mouth. I will look presentable. ~~Maker's Breath this is terrifying~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:41 am UTC (link)
	When are you free? He is asking what kind of food to have prepared? He'll accept it in time. It's a fair point, I'd have to have them check you just to make sure. I know you will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jaime

queenofthesea
2012-07-26 02:45 am UTC (link)

I'm free any time, really. I've no plans to go off doing anything. I'm not exactly picky with what kind of food. Just nothing overly greasy or anything of that sort.

I hope so. And you deserve this chance to be a father to him.

If I ever do something like that, please have me checked. I'd rather not go on existing like that.

Your faith in my being able to dress appropriately is astounding. And shocking.

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	Re: Jaime feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	We are Lannister's of Casterly Rock It will be the best of foods we can find. Do I? I never was, I don't know the boy as anything more than a nephew I was forced to keep my distance from. Oh you can dress appropriately when the occasion calls for it, I am just reasonably glad it calls on it so rarely (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jaime

queenofthesea
2012-07-26 09:36 pm UTC (link)

That will be fine. You may just want to keep alcohol to a minimum unless you wish me to make an ass out of myself. Alcohol can come after when Joffrey's not around.

You care about him, so yes, I think you do deserve the chance to know him in that sense. You are a good man, better than you may think you are.

I have noticed you have a fascination for staring at my legs. Sometimes I wonder if you stare at them more than my cleavage.

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	Isabela feltlikejustice 2012-07-27 12:22 am UTC (link)
	You are worried about this aren't you? He's not a monster. I should, shouldn't I? He is my son. But don't streach it to goodness, I am hardly that. I just deal with things as I need to and as they arise. Without the Lannister's to fight for, I don't quite know what else there is to be done. Can I help if I have a preference? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jaime

queenofthesea
2012-07-27 06:50 am UTC (link)

I am, yes, but not because I'm afraid he'll hate me or skin me or something. I've never done anything like this before.

Yes, you should. And relish it. Not everyone gets to know their parents. And some parents think of their child as an object to sell to the lowest bidder just to get rid of them. I've known good people, I've known bad people, I've known people all across that spectrum. You are definitely more on the good side of that.

No, I suppose you can't.

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	onlynewlife 2012-07-26 03:11 am UTC (link)
	~~You can't cheat Death, it's never going to work like the others, bec~~ I suppose the same way we did the others, only...we'll have to be very careful about who we send as cavalry, considering. ~~Or, you can run like a motherfucker, like I'm gonna~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	I am not sure that it will be as simple as all that. Death is not something anyone can hide from. Even the gods of my world say the same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onlynewlife 2012-07-26 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	It won't be. I know that better than anyone, but usually telling people in this world that is a waste of breath because it falls on deaf ears. I'm glad you see things clearly. Not many others do around here when it comes to Death. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	They assume they can win any battle that comes at them. They attack without thinking, they shout at those they do not know an assume they will win. They called me arrogant back home but I was never stupid. There will have to be a different approach to this fight (Reply to this) (Parent)

	diditforthelulz 2012-07-26 04:08 am UTC (link)
	You don't. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	No. I expect not. But that said, we need what he possesses do we not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diditforthelulz 2012-07-26 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. If you wanna pop Lucy's cage back open. But how do you think that's gonna work if you can't get Death to hand over that shiny ring of his? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-26 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well that is the question isn't it. What do you know of him? Of death? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diditforthelulz 2012-07-26 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	I know that he's it. The end of every living thing in the universe. Even I don't stand a chance against him. He's the one Horseman you can't beat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feltlikejustice 2012-07-27 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Then how do you suggest we proceed? I refuse to believe the war is over before the last battle is fought. Can he be bargained with? (Reply to this) (Parent)