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Tweak says, "Mitchell!"

Maya Jacobs is Felicia Hardy (crossyourpath) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-04-02 09:47:00

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clint romanoff/hawkeye, felicia hardy/black cat, gaia, isabela, kenzi, lois lane, tom sawyer, tony stark/iron man

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Congratulations to all who decided pranking me was a bad plan yesterday. You get to live.

One year someone tried to steal my shoes. So I stole basically all of their possessions and left them scattered in 15 different warehouses in not the best parts of NYC.

And their prized thousand dollar dress hanging from the Empire State.

[Tony]

Seriously, with the baby thing, do we have to do anything, or does that happen when she's further along. I'm not looking after it. It'll judge me.

See, most women get all cooing and ridiculous. I have healthy fear.

[Gaia]

Happy with the statue? I left a copy in its place so they shouldn't figure the theft out for a while yet. And they'll never trace it back. I am actually just that good.

(OOC: Yuup about a week ago a statue of Venus got lifted from a museam in Oklahoma. Impressively so. No camera's, Totally a pro job. Felicia says nothing though. She was nowhere near Oklahoma. She was in Kansas City. And stuff)

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	Felicia imnotlegolas 2013-04-02 11:07 am UTC (link)
	So how dead am I with the poor taste of an April Fool's joke I did? All dead or mostly dead or should I prepare to buy new things? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Clint crossyourpath 2013-04-02 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Little bit. Seriously though, babies. Broody huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Felicia imnotlegolas 2013-04-02 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	A hopeful wish for the future. ...is it bad I'm a bit giddy about the thought of having kids with Nat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint crossyourpath 2013-04-03 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Yup. Well no. If its what you guys want. Then go for it and try. But babies are effort and messy and would detract from my awesome. And goodbye to my waistline.. Id have to wear... No. Nooo. But for those that want them. Sure. You'd be good at it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Felicia imnotlegolas 2013-04-03 10:28 am UTC (link)
	I don't think the world would ever be ready for your babies. Though if, and I heavily stress if, you ever decide to have them you could call them Black Kittens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint crossyourpath 2013-04-03 10:41 am UTC (link)
	...We do not find cuteness in potential baby nicknames!! There will be no kittens. Black or Iron or otherwise! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Felicia imnotlegolas 2013-04-03 11:05 am UTC (link)
	Not even a teensy weensy bit of cuteness in Black Kitten? See, now you're making me want to go out and buy you a black cat and name it Iron Kitty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint crossyourpath 2013-04-03 11:15 am UTC (link)
	Nope! But that would mentally scar Tony! ...which of course means go for it. I wouldn't say no to a kitten. You have to deliver it to him though! Lil red and gold bow and everything (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thatlanewit 2013-04-02 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	Someone tried to steal your shoes? Were they insane? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-02 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. And more importantly learned their lesson (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2013-04-02 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	As long as they weren't stupid enough to try that kind of stunt again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-03 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Hah. They sent apology flowers (Reply to this) (Parent)

	agent_sawyer 2013-04-02 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Don't know you much, but remind me to NEVER prank you. EVER. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-02 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Wise decision. Though those were my shoes. There are limits (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agent_sawyer 2013-04-03 12:12 am UTC (link)
	I will never understand the thing about shoes, though. I admit that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-03 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Shoes are pretty. These specific pairs though were my pretties. No one takes my pretties! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agent_sawyer 2013-04-04 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Never gonna touch your pretties, Felicia. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Felicia allidesire 2013-04-02 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	I am certainly most pleased with the statue. Gratitude once more for your hand in this, skill certainly is yours. If I recall, payment for your services needs to be discussed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Gaia crossyourpath 2013-04-03 07:22 am UTC (link)
	I said Id take a look at some jewellery didn't I? Happy you like it though. Fun challenge (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Felicia allidesire 2013-04-03 09:06 am UTC (link)
	Those were indeed your words. You are welcome to come choose your payment. It was set to purpose most assuredly. Truly a marvel to behold that would impress even Venus herself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gaia crossyourpath 2013-04-03 10:45 am UTC (link)
	I will come by later. Pleasure doing business! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Felicia builtwithscraps 2013-04-02 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Looks like we were being pranked. Which is good. I don't do kids. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Tony crossyourpath 2013-04-03 07:15 am UTC (link)
	And see this is why we work. You just get me. Im pretty sure Barton wants a tiny messy thing of his very own though (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-02 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, gotta admit. That is pretty epic. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-03 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! Had to be done you understand (Reply to this) (Parent)

	queenofthesea 2013-04-04 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Whoever would try to steal anything from you is insane. At least you taught them a good lesson, yes? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-04 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh a very good lesson! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofthesea 2013-04-04 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Glad to hear it! Because stealing your shoes warrants harsh punishment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-04 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Well it does! How've you been girl? We haven't had nearly enough meet up for drinks fun! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofthesea 2013-04-05 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Same old, really. Lamenting the loss of my bloody ship so now I'm landlocked and not happy about that. Though I would suggest a remedy to the situation and meeting for drinks and such. I never do turn down a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-05 08:34 am UTC (link)
	You need to get to the sea just say the word, between me and Tony we can get you a ship or at least a way to the coast. For now though, drinks and catching up (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofthesea 2013-04-07 09:03 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, I will remember that when I can't take the bloody land any longer. Now my question to you is shall we do drinks and catching up in private, or go out and make a night of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-09 10:47 am UTC (link)
	First one then the other, come round, we'll open some wine and catch up and then we'll go out. We need to talk about you and a certain ser (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenofthesea 2013-04-15 08:03 am UTC (link)
	You sweet talker you. I'll be round soon. Don't like to keep a lady waiting! Yes, I believe we do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossyourpath 2013-04-16 09:03 am UTC (link)
	I am famed for it. I'll open the wine (Reply to this) (Parent)