War Is Coming Communications.

So, what's a crabby old princess supposed to do when she doesn't have two annoying teenagers pining over one another and worrying all the time to look after? Y'know other than getting drunk and finding hunts

[Tom]

I miss them
I can't
I need another dri
Hey.


You still here?

I fucking hate demons.

Scale of tame to batshit

You don't think I'm a hag, right? Lame Joke

Jesus, this has all been a mess. You and Peeta, you two'll be all right, right?

[Peeta]

So, I lied to the demon. I really care. And you've got a home here no matter what.

Hey, don't take shit that thing said to heart. Nothing he said was anything you can't fix. Nobody is going to hold that shit against you.

Demon's gone. Peeta's...he's not okay. He won't be, not for awhile. But he's not hurt. He's at my place for now.

[[After this
NOTE: since thread is incomplete, Katniss is...pretty seriously injured. DemonPeeta was not messing around. So if Cindy could come collect her from by the salt lines that would be swell]]

prim sty inside. peetas possssesd cindy or tom dnt let them hurthim

You know how most big ideas go around here? Somebody suggests something. Somebody else disagrees. Fights start. Hurt egos get in the way of sorting shit out and, mostly, the big ideas get lost in the mix until nobody even remembers what the fuck people were fighting about in the first place. I've been here long enough to have seen it happen again, and again, and again. Mostly I stay out of it, because if grown adults want to act like whiny preteens, that's their business. This one time I'm speaking up because whether you believe he worded some of those replies badly or not (which is an argument I'm not getting involved in either way) the basic principle's a damn good idea, and the only people that stand to lose out if all we do is bicker until it gets forgotten is the kids.

That'd be a damn shame, wouldn't it? So let's just cut the shit out and for once, try to work together like rational, civil people. We don't have to sing campfire songs or any of that bullshit, but can we stow the bruised egos and try to work on it? Can we do that? Maybe?

[Cindy]
I must be fucking crazy. Tell me I'm fucking crazy.

We should stock up on more food, just in case this lasts a while. I'm willing to go, but only if Cindy will come with me. Either way we do it, Katniss, one of us has to stay and one of us should go, so don't even say you're coming with me.

[Katniss]
And I think we should do more patrols around the property. More often. There's some woman telling people how to handle being possessed...I think it might be getting even worse out there than we think it is... What do you think?

[Jess]
Can you stay with your mate Kim for a bit, darling? Only, something's wrong with Sam and Ruby needs help getting her and Emily out and safe.

[Cindy]
Need you, darling. Katniss, too, if you reckon Peeta can hold down the fort alone for a bit.

Listen up folks.

Some of you know that my husband is a prophet of the Lord. Some of you don't. Well occasionally when there's major angel/demon/Lucifer related things about to happen, he gets a head's up. That happened late last night, but he didn't get a chance to pick up on details and now he's practically comatose from the pain.

Long story short, something Lucifer-related is about to go down and it's going to be bad. No, he doesn't know what exactly. What I'm saying now is that we should all start preparing. I know we don't have details on what to prepare for, but patrols should start beefing up/becoming more frequent, and no one should go anywhere alone. Those of you who've been to the camp and know how to shoot and fight, or those in general who know how - even if its just defending yourself - get armed, stay armed. If you need a gun or knife, come by the Roadhouse; I've got a pretty large supply of weaponry I've massed over the last couple of years and I can loan or give you something that suits. Archers, I know that Clint & Robin have been making bows for a few months now, so if you need one I'd recommend going to them and stocking up on arrows.

Just because we don't know what's about to happen doesn't mean we can't get ready for general bad. I hope we all get through whatever this will be


ETA: Marian has offered extra lessons in archery and sword practice for those who need it. If people want to come by the saloon today, I can work on knife practice. If anyone else wants to offer up any extra lessons/help, let me know here so I can add to this post and those wanting the lessons can reach you.

Natasha is offering up hand to hand combat training.

Forgot how much work cooking a big meal was....

At least Peeta has the dessert covered.

[OOC: CASA DE CINDY IS HAVING THANKSGIVING!]

[Texts to Tom Judge]

> Hey, still hanging in there?
> What are you doing?
> As in right now and today?

So, I imagine Prim and Peeta are going to be pissed at me for this, but I've got an offer for you.

Sam Winchester's kid is going to meet the King of the Crossroads, demon obviously. He asked me if I'd help out and wanted to know if you were ready. I think you are. So, if you're up for it we'll take the help, if you don't want to help out with this, you're free to say no.

It's up to you.

[Jess]
Sounds a bit like Sam thinks Ruby's making a poor life decision...erm, what do you know about a bloke called Crowley? In other words...what exactly did I just sign myself up for by having Sam's back, love?

[Cindy and Katn]
Oi, you in town, darling?

Hello? Can anyone read this? If you can I think, can you please help me? I'm lost and I can't find my house even though I went to where it's supposed to be. A whole entire farm is missing and my family and I'm scared I don't know what to do.

I just spent two hours vegging out in front of the TV watching some cop show about the Vegas strip. I think those dumbasses have us beat, huh.

[Booth]

Hey, I just wanted to drop you a line. You and Bobby and everyone ever need a hand with the camp stuff let me know.

[Katniss & Peeta]

I've got some hunt prospects here, I might head out here soon. If I do you two need anything before I go or anything?

[Tom Judge]

Hey, you. Been quiet lately, haven't been yanked out of this hell hole have you?

Since a lot of us are new here to the great and wonderful state that is Kansas, I thought I would take it upon myself to share some of their more delightful laws with you. You know, so you crazy kids don't get into any trouble with those pesky lawmen and all.

(1) If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

(2) No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

(3) It is illegal to hunt whales.

(4) It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie.

(5) It is illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.

Annnnd a few laws specific to Lawrence are:

(1) No one may wear a bee in their hat. (There goes my wardrobe idea for tomorrow.)

(2) All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. (It's the polite thing to do, you see.)

Fuck filters

So, I'm watching myself being portrayed by a popstar named Brandy. Best way to spend a Friday night? Probably not.

How many versions of me-based movies are there again? Anyone got any favorites? Might as well torture myself

[Peeta and Katniss]

Figured I should let you two know this, just in case.

But if anything happens to me and I get eaten by the damn seal the house, the cars, the money...all of it is your's. I had the papers drawn up forever ago that it'd all go to you two. The paperwork with the account numbers and everything else with all of the information is in my bedroom taped to the underside of the nightstand drawer. It's all legitimate too.

I'm staying at my other place tonight too.

[Tom]

One of my
Darcy
My friend got eaten by the god damned seal.

Hey.

My friend was eaten by the seal. What's up with you?

ETA: [Anti-evil filter]

How is this.... I don't understand.

Regina, what have you done to me now?

Emma?

Centuries old and I still get restless and bored
And I still don't feel like the most social person
Apparently old habits and skills never go completely away. Cleaned and fixed my house up pretty easily.

[Darcy]

Just got everything fully fixed up at my place after that bitch wrecked everything.

[Sam Winchester]

Got any lists of hunts going on right now?

[Peeta and Katniss]

Sorry about the house, guys. It's all fixed and repaired now.

How you both doing now that it's all said and done?

[Tom]

Hey.

Now that the ghosts are gone how you fairing? Haven't gotten any more calls to pick you up, so I've assumed not too awful?

Think we can forget about how blubbery a drunk I was

I'm going to stay out in the woods tonight, as long as Cindy's okay with me camping on her property. That's why I won't be around, if you're looking for me. If it's an emergency you can call, I'll keep the phone on.

Does it make me immature and petty if I punch some punk kid in the face for saying a comic book character dying was the best thing to ever happen to their series?

Cause I punched a punk kid in the face for saying a comic book character dying was the best thing to ever happen in their series.

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