War Is Coming Communications.

Right, its been the 17th in Ireland for two minutes. And in honour of an Irishman I know I plan to celebrate this. I've already begun.

Who's in?

To the cavalry who came to the rescue last night, you're good people. Thanks.

Anyone have some ice or some aspirin? Don't have the patience to wait for one and out of the other.

Can a couple people help me check the salt lines and traps at the complex? That way we can rule out demons, at least.

I think we should get a roll call of who here is still feeling normal. And don't try to lie, I'll know if you're affected or not.

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[ooc: Chuck fell asleep on his laptop.]

The longer I wait for this place to end up bein' some crazy mindfuck or nightmare, the longer it ain't happening. Guess that's the sign I should probably be getting used to it.

Name's Connor MacManus. Where's the best place to get a hangover breakfast 'round here?

I'm not possessed! Something got into my brother and now it's making up shit and kicking me out of my own fucking apartment while it's at it.

One of 'em's got my brother. How does shit like this happen? Thought this place was supposed to be safe, who the fuck's sleeping on the job to let 'em in?

Everything was okay, so I went to get supplies and I get back and he's been possessed, seriously, who's ass am I going to kick for this?

Hosting target practice tonight, all ages, at [address]. 5-7 so we can work in different lights. Guns and knives will be used. I don't care if you prefer one over the other - you show up, you're learning both. You need to.

[Sam]
How you doing?
ETA after the Dean/Jo talk: You took a picture?! You better not have shown it to anyone but Dean! You are so dead, Winchester

[Dean]
You don't call, you don't text...girl might think you've fallen off the edge of the earth. How are you?

[Chuck]
If you've sobered up, you should come tonight.

Death by candy bar? Shite. That has to be one of the most embarrassing ways to go. If I'm ended by a Snickers, someone make up something a little more heroic.

Hullo, name's Murphy, I'm pretty new here, but I've been charged with getting a few volunteers together to do a walkthrough of the complex, make sure all the wards are where they should be.

Tag in here if you're interested, we'll work out a floorplan after that.

Alright everyone, listen up. It looks like some people may or may not be missing, and we just want to make sure everyone's okay. Please reply here so we know you're not possessed we can do a quick roll call.

ETA: ( Filtered against any demons )

Anyone looking to do some target practice after lessons tonight? Figure we could put a little money on it, make things interesting.

Hello, name's Murphy and been here for a while now, just been keeping to myself while I get sorted. Figure the first thing I should look for is a job, if anybody knows where to start, that'd be appreciated, me and my brother both are looking, just seems I'm the first one to say so.

Other than that, and I can't speak for Connor on this one, I'd be willing to teach people conversational Russian, German, Spanish, Italian or French, hell, even be willing to try and teach you Gaelic if you're interested. Just to pass the time, really, not used to sitting idle.

Right, those of you who signed up for boot camp, I'm going to just bring all of you in at once, seven instead of five will be close quarters, but nothing unbearable, and you're all adults, I expect you can work any problems out like adults.

It's going to run a week at a time at the Singer Salvage Yard in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Meals and beds will be provided, and weapons for practice when needed, if you've got your own, bring 'em, people work better with their own weapons.

I've got:
Group 1 - Feb 1st thru Feb 7th
Sarah Connor
Sawyer
Jaz Parks
Cassie Chan
Kate Austen

Group 2 - Feb 8th thru Feb 14th
Connor MacManus
Murphy MacManus
Rupert Giles
Malcolm Reynolds

If you could all check in, let me know you're still interested we'll get this going.

Been a while since I've thrown this out there, and we've got some new faces since then.

Name's Bobby Singer, and from time to time I run a boot camp, week-long, intensive training sort of thing to get the out-of-towners more familiar with the sorts of critters they're dealing with here. Theory is that if you can't learn it from me in a week you can't learn it at all.

If you're interested, drop me a line, 18 and up only please. Usually do this in groups of five and if anybody who's already done it needs a refresher? You're welcome to sign up again.

If I ever get my hands on one of those Powers. I'm going to rip it's head off and spit down it's neck. Then I'll find Drusilla and let her have fun with the rest.

Their idea of a joke is highly lacking. And shouldn't be at my expense