You're all fucktards. Who the hell needs soap operas when a girl can kick back and watch you idiots.
Seriously you all bicker and fight more than my whores ever did. Congratulations, it's a pretty fucking big accomplishment. And you people can't stop sticking your god damn feet in your mouths when you should obviously stop. Emotions are so messy, it's why humans are such god damn pains in the asses. Apparently aliens too. And whatever the hell else you all have here. Thanks for re-igniting my love of what I am. Really, I do appreciate it.
It's a wonder this place is still standing.
I'm bored. What do you say you and I find some trouble to get into before I do something that the people around here will regret or make them want to fucking murder me more than they already do?
[Text to Mia]
Hey, how are you settling in? You need anything?
[Text to Chloe]
I was starting to think I was going to need to come back early, but then you saved the day. Again.
[Text to Tess]
Hey. Haven't talked to you since before I left. What's up?
[Text to Lois]
You get that tattoo yet? :P
[Group text to all archers that he knows]
So I think we should all get together and brainstorm on ideas for arrows. I've got a couple of new ideas since being here at camp. Anyone interested?