War Is Coming Communications.

Hey, so, I got a couple movies. Any chance you'd want to come over and watch one of them or something?

Um. About my post the other night. Can we just forget that ever happened? Please

In other words, I need a job. Anyone hiring?

Hey, anyone hear from Blair lately?

Blair, if you don't speak up soon I'm just going to use your money on my crap from now on. That should draw you out from wherever you are.

And on another note, I've found a job.

[Text to Dan]
I think we need a repeat of our first meeting.

[Text to Spike]

I love your hair. Like really, really love it.

So what are the chances that I can talk someone into loaning me like $5 so I can go stock up on Ramen or something? Because I officially have no money and I'd kinda like to keep eating from time to time.

Pack a bag, Humphrey, we're moving on the first.

{OOC: Intentionally unfiltered}

Since I'm avoiding Chuck as much as I can at the moment, you're coming with me tomorrow.

(Anyone living on the 8th floor, and directly above or below Jessica's apartment, will have just heard a monumental crashing sound. A few moments later, this post.)

Jessica is missing.

So, wait. How often does insane nonsense crap like this end up happening? Because if it's a sort of all the time thing I'm not sure how you guys manage to hang onto jobs. Or how I'm going to manage to hang onto one once I find one.

[Filtered to the Girls he slept with]
Okay. This is the weirdest thing I've ever had to write So here's the thing. I had one of those demon sin infection things. I swear to god I'm not usually that big of a douche. Except, you know. That one summer after me and Serena broke u That wasn't me at all. Trust me on that. Which, okay, yeah, I know that me saying "trust me" after acting like a grade A jerk isn't exactly the most reassuring thing in the world, but there it is.

[Filtered to Blair]
I'm thinking we should never speak of this again.

[Filtered to Caroline]
And I especially apologize to you. Because, you know, you've been nothing but nice to me since I got here if a bit weird with the whole fangirl thi and I ended up turning around and acting like a major jerk. So I'm sorry. Any way I can make it up to you?

[ooc: So, I'm not entirely sure of everyone that Dan ended up sleeping with. I know he talked to lots of girls, but I don't know which ones he actually went through with. So it's up to you guys! If you want one of your girls to have slept with the nineteen year old that rambles like crazy, then have at it!

And yes. Chuck Bass was left out of this post intentionally. Because Dan is moving that to the "Denial" portion of his brain.]

I'm pretty sure I just ordered pizza with the full intent of humping the pizza guy. There is something horribly, horribly wro

Please don't let him in the complex. Or me near him.

So we all know somethings wrong. Doesn't take a genius to know that what we're feeling isn't...right. Salt lines are fine and I know its not posession since all the common area places still have intact traps.

I'm no leader or anything I'm in high school but everyones getting all complainy and annoying and sort of invasive so what do we know...

We need to fix this stuff....so like...Anyone that wants to come up to my room and go over stratagies or whatever, that'd be awesome...

You know, this has been an awesome couple days. And you know what would make today even better?

If one of you pretty ladies felt like coming by to keep me some company.

Door unlocked?

Someone here has to be fun.

{OOC: lusty blair is bored:P}

Hey, Caroline. Thanks for coming by last night. It was good having some company. And pierogies.

Also, since I could use some money to, you know, do things like buy my own food, does anyone know how a TV character goes about getting a job with hot girls around here? Preferably one where there are hot girls also working.

A good friend of mine said I needed to go on a date. Suddenly I'm beginning to think she was right. That feels like a really inappropriate thought right now...

Okay I think a day of shopping is in order. And it's more fun not alone. Anyone coming? I need something to do

Alright, so now seems to be a pretty good time to jump on the I Thought I Was Told This Was The Safest Place To Be bandwagon. Because seriously, isn't that what someone told me? And now we've got bodies on the stoop?

Okay, body. Not plural.

And I'm not trying to be insensitive here or anything but uh, I'm from Brooklyn, spent a lot of time all over New York, and I can't say I've ever had a day that included a bloody body on my front stoop. So sue me of this comes off wrong. But it's kinda not exactly how I would have wanted to start my day in The Safest Place In town.

You know, Bass Industries has people in nearly every state across America, but appropriately enough I don't think that we have a Kansas location. I can't get through to anyone in this place, so I decided to try my luck on here.

Does anyone have any idea what's going on? Prompt answers will earn you monetary rewards, once I find my wallet.