War Is Coming Communications.

I can't do this alo

Mary and I are going to try and make a run for it, with the civs. Roger says there's a church nearby that's safe. We're going there.

If anyone can get to us, we could use an extra hand or two or five.

So, barricading myself in my apartment seemed like a great plan at first, but I kind of didn't go get groceries this week or last week so if anyone has a really awesome plan they should really get on with it if that's okay? I'm like literally living out the "starving artist" stereotype for authors at this very minute. All I have is salt, old milk, two beers, and one packet of Ramen.

And no, I'm not taking food from anyone here or leaving my room until this is over, because I'm not stupid.

[Jo]

You still okay? Of course if you're possessed that's probably a stupid question but I'm getting kind of paranoid, not knowing what the hell's going on, so. Just thought I'd ask.

[Sam]

So, uh, is everything going okay? I'm really not sure who to believe, so, uh. I guess a demon can't hurt me through the internet, right? Did you ever get the demon out of your mom, or Jo?

[Dean]

Hey, so, I have no idea what's going on because Sam says Jo's possessed and Jo says Sam's possessed and for all I know you're possessed too, or maybe I am, the way people are acting, I don't know if I'd even know anymore, so I'm kind of freaking out, because this doesn't make any friggin' sense or follow any of the patterns I've written.

[Ruby]

At least I know you're not possessed. Or, more than usual, anyway. Uh, so... do demons ever act like this, in your experience?

[Castiel]

Any new information? At all?

Are you supposed to feel more tired after a nap, than you did before then nap?

Know what the best thing in the world is?

Waffles.

And I get to eat them this morning. Just like almost every morning. But I don't feel the need to talk about how awesome waffles are every mornin The world is totally worth saving for a bunch of reasons, but even if the existence of waffles were the only reason? It'd still be worth it.

Edit: Oh! And! I think we need a ping-pong table here at the complex. I rock at ping-pong.

So who do I talk to about learning more about how to fight these demon things?  I need something else to focus on.

TV Tropes says I'm a "Determinator." That term makes me sound a lot more badass than I really am.

But I guess it's negated when I'm also described as a "Plucky Girl." And the "Nice Job Breaking It Hero" bit

Riku is gone. He hasn't been home in days and I can't find him anywhere. I hope he's okay.

AND WHAT IS A CHICK FLA?

Sora. Your candy is all over the apartment. Including in my room. How did it get in my room?

Right. Several injured and a couple dead. Whoever or whatever is causing this candy rain needs to stop now. It was fun in the beginning but lives were lost.

[Sora]
I'm working with the local police department on your case. It won't be much longer before it falls under my jurisdiction.

[Robin]
How about getting a drink with me?

I like the candy :)I mean, I don't like it when it squishes people? But mostly? Candy is good?

Also? Is your brother home and done, like, being evil and stuff River? I want to dance! And start a cheerleading squad here. Who wants to join?

I realize it's been quite some time since the events of which we're doubtless all apprised. I just wanted to apologize to thank everyone who looked after River while I was gone not myself possessed unable to. I'm recovering from some injuries but I'll be back in the med bay as soon as I'm able. I'm not sure if going outside again is a good idea if I'll be resuming my employment at the Lawrence Clinic but I would continue to advise you to take your health problems to the hospital or see Dr. Jones here at any rate.

You're all wallowing.

Clearly I need to fix this by overthrowing another church built up in my Uncles name? It could be a fun roadtrip?

No? No one?

I am not dead now. This is more of a surprise than it should be. 

I have been neglecting my duties and apologise for that. Things were... complicated. If there are any of you who still consider themselves "on speaking terms" with my siblings I would appreciate your not telling them of my rebirth return position.

Lucifer has risen. I suspect, however, that this is not news.

Those of you still chastising yourselves for the sins committed by those wearing your 'meat' during the demon incident should cease. You are not to blame. 

Those of you who are new to Lawrence, hello. I am Castiel. 

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[Dean]
You wished to talk?

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[Ruby]
I have been, I believe, something of an asshat of late. I am sorry. 

I missed our conversations.

As regards your question, there is no precedent. That does not mean one cannot be established. I will ponder it. 

I didn't mean to be so mean!

I take it there's some sort of crisis around here.

Got a fun one. All except the annoying voice woman in the ears. So much yelling. I really think it should stop.

Alright everyone, listen up. It looks like some people may or may not be missing, and we just want to make sure everyone's okay. Please reply here so we know you're not possessed we can do a quick roll call.

ETA: ( Filtered against any demons )

Where the hell are you!?

Where have you been? You haven't been back to the apartment in days.