War Is Coming Communications.

Does my necklace protect against witches? I don't want to be a scarecrow.

So. I'm planning an obnoxiously American party on July 4th and have a few requests.

You Glee Kids, entertainment side of it? Roger, Mary, people that can sing? The rest is done, I hired people and I'm taking over the back of the complex the whole day. BYOB, I want as many interesting meatstuffs as you can get.

Everyones welcome that isn't currently trying to kill us. Bring dates, bring crushes masqurading as friends (Let me meddle, ask Danny and Jess how well this works)

Pretty things for the hostess will not be turned away!

I got my old job at the bar back. Score one for having money again, I was pretty much out of it before.

So hey, if anyone feels the need to drink they should come to the bar at [address, cause Anne can't remember the name of the bar].

Lady Lesnicki has explained to me the basics of this communication device but refuses to tell me of a way in which I may return to Westros. And I must.

My name is Ser Jaime Lannister and I have business that requires my immediate attention. I am sorry for your war and your troubles but I have my own fight.

Explain to me how I have come to be here to how I might return or suffer the...away wench you can't...you're very brash for a...ow

I would be grateful for assistance.

[ooc: pretend this is before Brittany's post]

Got Brittany a room, it's [insert room number here].

I hope things work out

Brit's here.

Asian number 1 Tina found her in the sewer. I don't even want to know about that.

Trying to figure out what she remembers.

Please don't cut me

I found Brittany this morning coming out of a sewer. I brought her to the complex, she's with Dave and me right now.

PUCK!!!

..or possibly Santana!!

In NO WAY should my daughters first word have been something that sounded enitrely too much like 'badass'

This bitch flies.

Needy that is. And it was a nice view.

What is that?

I'm moving out of the complex this weekend.

So, guess the cats out of the bag....Santana's a big 'ol lesbian.

If anyone says anything bitchy about it I will cut you.

[Kurt]
What is it I'm supposed to do now, Hummel?

Just so everyone's aware: Nathan is a bed hog.

I'm seriously considering shoving him off onto the floor.

So, things have gotten really serious.

I think that means we need something a bit more fun and light hearted. I prefer not to be all down and all that. So, even though I miss Mike like crazy....I'd rather focus on this because it's easier.

So, lets have some truthful fun.

I don't care who plays. It's sort of like the game of truths....and okay that was lame, but I'm bored?

Pick a couple, answer them and throw questions back at me or other people that decide to be silly!

Questions:

If you were stranded on an island with no hope of being saved, what three items would you take with you?

Strawberries or blueberries?

Favorite X-MAN?

Who is the hottest person you know?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What's your middle name?

I don't eat ketchup anymore. Every time I squeeze it out of the bottle, it reminds me of demon blood and then I start to pretend that maybe it is and it's weird.

I'm sick of everyone I have feelings for either dying or getting sent back to where they came from. It happens every time.

On a similar note, I'm also sick of developing feelings for people, yet I'm still mostly human and hormonal and I still have urges. So, seems like being way casual about taking care of those urges is the way to go.

Also, dear god I love beating the shit out of people/things. Almost as much as I love a good kill.

Is anyone here even the slightest bit attracted to me?

Or would you be if you were interested in my gender?

This is not me looking for someone to date or anything, I'm just curious because I think the answer is a resounding no.

I don't know why I'm not having loads of sex with Epiphany.

The only thing I've gotten outta this survey is the realization that I really need to do something crazy soon or else I'm gonna turn into some responsible do-gooder and that's only gonna make me want to punch myself in the face.

Oh, and surveys are boring as fuck.

( Have that survey thing. )

Boredom along with the inability to sleep makes you do odd things. Such as filling out needless surveys on local websites.

( And this is the survey in question. )

Edit: And because my boredom continues, I add in more questions I found elsewhere.

( Here they are. )