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I'm out of touch for a day and one of you has made a demon deal.
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I hope we're all clear on the severity of this
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I hope we're all clear on the severity of this
June 12th, 2011
April 26th, 2011
It's getting too freaking loud around here.
ETA: I'm gonna try something to get some of the ghost to chill and move on, but I'll need a few volunteers to be a kind of psychic anchor for me. Three is a minimum, and I've got one already. If you're sick or pregnant, sit it out. It won't hurt you, but your aura has to normal.
ETA: I'm gonna try something to get some of the ghost to chill and move on, but I'll need a few volunteers to be a kind of psychic anchor for me. Three is a minimum, and I've got one already. If you're sick or pregnant, sit it out. It won't hurt you, but your aura has to normal.
March 30th, 2011
March 29th, 2011
Alright, now that I've got a semi-legal job, I think I'd like to meet some people. Is anyone interested in going out for drinks tonight? My treat.
ETA: It should be obvious, but just in case, bear in mind that if I get a huge group of people going, I might not be able to cover everybody. The job's not that good.
ETA: It should be obvious, but just in case, bear in mind that if I get a huge group of people going, I might not be able to cover everybody. The job's not that good.
February 14th, 2011
February 6th, 2011
When you get drunk enough to think shedding clothing is a great idea, that's a problem. If anyone finds a blue button up shirt, I'd like it back. Can't exactly afford to keep buying clothes yet.
January 13th, 2011
January 9th, 2011
I'm not sure that I understand this place or time I am in. Booth claims that rationality and logic do not exist here, but how is that possible? Rationality and logic always exist. They are constants in a world of inconsistencies. Of course, he doesn't recall me pouring my heart out to him, which also makes no sense.
I fear I am out of my element. I don't like it.
I fear I am out of my element. I don't like it.
January 7th, 2011
Something's cooking out there, and it sure aint soup.
Chuck, what are you picking up?
Chuck, what are you picking up?
January 1st, 2011
Happy new year, everyone! Last night was one of the best nights I've had in a while.
December 25th, 2010
December 24th, 2010
December 17th, 2010
It seems that some people are under the impression I am constantly devoid of clothing. This is entirely untrue. I find shirts to be quite uncomfortable to wear under layers of chain-mail and plate, so I do not. I do, however, possess a pair of pants, which are and have always been on in a public setting.
And here I thought my subjects were a prude sort.
And here I thought my subjects were a prude sort.
That wish thing is the best damn thing to happen in this place since I've been here.
I can see again.
I can see again.
I need a second opinion.
I'm thinking of wishing to have my eyes back. Do you think it'd really work?Or is it worth even hoping?
I'm thinking of wishing to have my eyes back. Do you think it'd really work?
December 14th, 2010
I decided to take advantage of my paid vacation and go to Hawaii for a week starting tomorrow. Last minute, I know. But hey, who knows when I'll ever get the chance again. I've been saving money for it so what better excuse to go then now. Get the hell out of the snow and Kansas for a while. I'll be back before Christmas, and then if anyone wants to do a Christmas dinner type of thing, that could be kind of fun.
December 12th, 2010
So I just heard there's this Ramones tribute band performing tonight. Anyone want to go? Please don't make me beg for a ride
December 7th, 2010
I may not be normal in the traditional sense of the word, but if coming out with ideas like the Emergency Bra is what society has fitted under the word, I don't think I ever want to be.
"The Emergency Bra's primary function is that of a conventional bra. In case of emergency, it can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes. In case of emergency, where no specialized respiratory devices are available, it can decrease the inhalation of harmful airborne particles. Because the Emergency Bra masks can be securely fixed to the head, it frees a survivor’s hands to keep balance while running and removing objects on the way out of danger. In certain situations, by providing the wearer with a sense of security and protection, the Emergency Bra can reduce the chance of panic attack."
I was walking through the mall and got pulled off by an obnoxious woman selling them at one of those booths running down the middle of the walk-through. She tried to make me put one on my face.
So, I ran.
"The Emergency Bra's primary function is that of a conventional bra. In case of emergency, it can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes. In case of emergency, where no specialized respiratory devices are available, it can decrease the inhalation of harmful airborne particles. Because the Emergency Bra masks can be securely fixed to the head, it frees a survivor’s hands to keep balance while running and removing objects on the way out of danger. In certain situations, by providing the wearer with a sense of security and protection, the Emergency Bra can reduce the chance of panic attack."
I was walking through the mall and got pulled off by an obnoxious woman selling them at one of those booths running down the middle of the walk-through. She tried to make me put one on my face.
December 5th, 2010
Someone mind coming by and taking a look at my heater? Damn thing's not working. I'd fix it myself, but...you know. Kinda need to see for that.