War Is Coming Communications.

I know my timing here is pretty horrible, but I thought I'd let everyone know that I just went through a real life version of the Exorcist. You know, minus the head spinning and pea soup. Actually, I'm not so sure about the head spinning thing

It was a pretty traumatizing experience for all parties involved, I think, but it was definitely worth it.

I'm a father now.



|added later|

Does anyone know where I can get some really good lobster? I wanna get some for Ruby. I think she earned it.

Looks like we finally got ourselves a house. If anyone is looking for a new apartment, the one we were holed up at just a few blocks off from the free-for-all complex is going up for rent. It's not free or anything, since the place is owned by someone who's not involved in all this apocalypse mess, but the place is really safe. Ruby and I spruced it up pretty well, so if you're looking to get out there a little, maybe, I can put in a word for you about you being interested. Just let me know.

(Winchester family & friends)
In celebration of us moving into our first house I can't believe I'm actually going to own a house, I'm inviting you all over for dinner tonight at the new place.

(Filtered away from Ruby)
And I'm cooking. In case you were wondering.

And she said parallel parking Truckzilla was impossible. It is too. I win.

We need to talk.

So. I've kind of been being... ridiculous, lately. I'm sorry.

It still isn't okay, what I did. It won't ever be. And if you're all pissed at me, I get it. You should be, and I can't do anything to fix it except apologize. I just... should probably take my own advice think I'm starting to get that pushing you guys away isn't going to help anything.

No promises this functional moment will last, just 'cause I'm having a decent night doesn't mean tomorrow I won't be drinking and hiding somewhere stupid, but... yeah. I don't know. Just throwing this out there.

[Juliet]

Are you feeling up to a visit? I'd like to come see you soon, if that's okay with you.

You know, this whole wizard thing is pretty fun once you start getting the hang of it. Plus, telekinesis? The greatest tool to prolong laziness ever.

[Winchesters! Minus Crazy Dean]
So... I'm guessing I'm not the only one that thinks Dean is acting crazy, am I? Anything I can do?

[Dean]
You doing alright?

[Adam]

Hey. Wanna come over and have a few drinks? I've got pie, too.

[Mom & Dad]

When do you guys get back, again?

[Sam & Ruby]

How long of a freakin' honeymoon are you guys taking? Did you move to Greece while I wasn't looking? Geez.

Jo
Did everyone get home okay last night? I mostly tried not to look at the comms. I hope you still managed to enjoy yourself, even with having to stay sober.

John
I see even the presence of an angel of the lord couldn't restrain our sons last night. I blame the Winchester side entirely. Do you have your tux picked up from the cleaner's? Our son is getting married today. I can't believe I'm actually going to see this

Everybody who kicked demon ass yesterday: you guys're awesome. Good job.


[Sammy]

Hey, you okay, man? Kinda had me worried, you know.

[Dad]

Hey... You alive?

[Castiel]

So. Are you still pissed at me, or was that the Wrath talking?

cantreach the remote contrl. someone shudl get up and change thechannel. while youre upgettt me a beer.

Okay next time someone tries to barge into my rooms 'to check the lines' I'm going to just call the cops and accuse those lines of being drugs. Because seriously, I don't care if you're 'checking for safety reasons', I have other things to care about right now.

I don't know why I bother. Why we bother.

Looks like I'm going to have to save the world again from all the crazy. You guys are so lucky you have me.

if you survive wake me when the apocalypse is over

Anyone got a guitar I can borrow? I need some kind of distracti
I won't even use it to kill demons rockstar style
I can't promise that actually..

I gotta head out for a couple days to take care of some business. Keep a close watch on Dean. I'll be back as soon as possible.

(FILTERED TO RUBY)

I need you to find out where Bela is.

You busy?

Why is there a kid running ar-Merlin's balls, is that Darth Va-I need a drink.

I really wish this place would try being boring for once.

Deans letter is

I found the Impala. But no Dean. His phone was in the front seat.where the hell is


[Castiel]
You're supposed to be able to find him aren't you? Do it.

[Sam]
Looking for Dean.


[Witches]
One of you must have a locator spell. I need to find Dean.