War Is Coming Communications.

So I sold two of the enhanced shotguns. Guy gave me a good price. Still got plenty other weapons laying around so...no problems with that.

And I got a plane ticket for LA. Haven't been there in a few years, plus Danny gave me the wonderful idea of looking for the guy that was supposed to be me in the movie. 

When I get back, it'll be serious time.

[Danny] 
I promise not to hit him if I'd see him. BEST BEHAVIOR, scout's honor.

i didn't know to laugh or cry at that movie.

Fucking thing was accurate. Except I'm better than thatguy that was supposed to be me

I wake up from my nap to see the Stay Puft marshmallow man??

Who's up for s'mores? I hope you like 'em crispy on the outside. I'm setting out to turn this guy into a giant snack.

You know that game everyone plays when boredom strikes where you search your own name on the internet? Admit it, we all have tried it once or thrice.

Well, it brings up some weird shit for me. Just saying.

Fuckity fucking fuck
Wait, there's a kid

Stupid weird town. It made my room trashed. Or I did, but why admit that?

I've got a long night ahead of cleaning. Ick.

Did someone touch one of my guns or see one somewhere outside? I had 12 and I'm down one. Someone will have broken fingers

And I need more sundogs. Even if they don't work here Even if I have no use

My telly isn't working.

Someone help me.

And bring me soup. And a straw.

I know I just made a post about this, but under the circumstances I felt the need to give people an update on what was going on rather than just adding it on to something some people have probably already read.

I want to share some facts with you before people start getting scared and panicky before anyone makes any kind of decisions. First off, my name is Danny Ketch. Those of you that read comics know that I've been the Ghost Rider for a very long time, and that means that, unfortunately, I've had to see some pretty fucked up things. I can't count the number of murder scenes I've investigated, so I can tell you a few things about this one.

Romana wasn't killed here. Based on the way she was killed, if it happened here, there would be more blood than there is. She was moved here. That's not entirely comforting, but it doesn't mean the wards were damaged. We're checking that right now, as well as patrolling the nearby area to make sure there aren't any baddies hanging around looking to add to the count.

As far as people wondering if this place isn't as safe as they thought? I'm sorry to say this, but this is still the safest place in the war. Please don't misunderstand what I'm saying here. Safest does not mean you're never going to see horrible things that you'll never be able to forget. We're in a war. In war, bad things happen. It's horrible and it shouldn't but it does and there's nothing anyone anywhere is going to be able to do about that. You can choose to try to live the best life you can in spite of that, or you can give in to the fear and panic and walk right into the bad guy's hands, but it isn't going to change one thing about the crappy situation we're all stuck in. That said, please believe that we're not just sitting on our thumbs waiting for things like this to happen.

We have classes here at the complex. I know lots of people already know about this, but I think it needs to be said anyway, for some of the new people that might not. There are self defense classes to help those of you who want to learn how to fight back, and there are classes in Latin and the trap to help you handle situations where physical defense fails. These classes are optional, but if you're feeling unsafe, it's a good idea for you to sign up for them.

I'm also going to put this out there: I'm the Ghost Rider. When I'm transformed, I've got superstrength, command of hellfire, and I'm pretty close to invulnerable. I stand out a lot, but I've learned ways to keep from drawing attention while transformed, like riding on the roofs of buildings or in alleys or whatever. Anyone that doesn't feel safe going around town by themselves, let me know and I can give you a ride.

If you still feel like you need to find a place elsewhere, that's completely understandable. All I can ask is that you think about what I've said and make an informed decision one way or the other.

( Filtered to Jess )

I slept through the new year. All of it. Fuck.

That's what I get for deciding to try and get my sleeping back on track.

Does something drop around here anyways?

That wish was certainly useful.

I think I might try forming a new Nightstalker vampire hunting team if anyone's interested.

ETA: By vampires, I mean the no good, dirty rotten evil vampires. Not the friendly kind.

Apparently, wishes and Christmas spirit or whatever can't be broken by kicks.

Might actually be handy though for a new weapon. The wish, I mean. Not the actual thing.

Christmas wishes? Seriously? This is pointless.

You know, she's actually pretty cute when she's not freaking out or biting at me or whatever. Good thing she wasn't in your apartment last night, huh Jacen?

[ooc: this is the cat Gabe threw at Jaina's head when she pissed him off, a while back. Which apparently was like this cat at the time, but it has since calmed the hell down a little bit... carry on.]

Um. So I have some questions about vampire types. And it's nothing big or anything, just something I'm confused about. ...but I guess it's different for different worlds, huh?

It would be really nice if there was a handbook or something. That isn't found in the comedy section of a bookstore that is.

I don't want to be a vampire
I want to grow up
I want to liv

[Filtered to Bonnie]

Spa day soon? Also I found A Muppet Christmas Carol on DVD. We should totally watch it! It's my favorite Christmas movie!

I may not be normal in the traditional sense of the word, but if coming out with ideas like the Emergency Bra is what society has fitted under the word, I don't think I ever want to be.

"The Emergency Bra's primary function is that of a conventional bra. In case of emergency, it can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes. In case of emergency, where no specialized respiratory devices are available, it can decrease the inhalation of harmful airborne particles. Because the Emergency Bra masks can be securely fixed to the head, it frees a survivor’s hands to keep balance while running and removing objects on the way out of danger. In certain situations, by providing the wearer with a sense of security and protection, the Emergency Bra can reduce the chance of panic attack."

I was walking through the mall and got pulled off by an obnoxious woman selling them at one of those booths running down the middle of the walk-through. She tried to make me put one on my face.

So, I ran.

Does the complex kitchen maybe have a cooler to keep things frozen? One that can be carried around. Didn't wanna mess everything up looking for it.