War Is Coming Communications.

Do you ever watch tv late at night, come across your boyfriend’s facetwin for a moment, ready to change the channel and then suddenly he’s having sex and all you can think well he does have a nice ass...

I may have had too much wine because this is fascinating right now. Should I sit here and compare techniques or should I turn off the TV? It's such a debate.

Thanks for the fabulous party, Kurt. Your closets are amazing.

Just a reminder to all.

Saturday is my housewarming party. It's formalwear, as stated before, and starts at 7:00PM at [Kurt's address].

Everyone that can see this post is invited, even if I hardly know you or don't actually know you at all due to my being away from the boards most of the time lately. I hope you all can make it.

If you have any questions, just ask.

And Spike, I haven't forgotten about you. Tomorrow (not during the day) we'll find you something.

I want to start looking for a job, but there's this ridiculous little problem of "I don't exist" going on here. Who can fix this for me?

First of all: Thank you, Kurt, for an amazing fun time last night. It was so needed.

Second: I miss Vegas. :[

Third: Peter mentioned a theater group or something to me before. Bring me up to speed, here, and I can help with organizing some things since Peter can't organize his way out of a 5x9 closet.

Fourth: I don't exist here, right? This should probably be fixed. Also, a job. I could use one of those. Waitressing or bartending were my main ways of income before the show with Peter in Vegas, if that helps?

Alright. So. It is Saturday night and there are zero parties going on, thus I feel like some people should join me in going out and doing something. I'm not entirely sure yet but there needs to be something. But, I am not absolutely desperate, I can still pass on certain peopl ideas if I so choose. Luckily, some of you know the sorts of things I would enjoy.

[Edit:] It seems that it's going to be going dancing tonight. Anyone else in for that?[/edit]

Speaking of parties, on Saturday the 17th - also known as the weekend before Thanksgiving - there will be another one. My house will be completely done by then at the latest and it's well past time for me to have a housewarming party. And because I adore looking fabulous at all times, I think everyone that comes should look fabulous as well. Thus, it's going to be semi-formal to formal attire. Hopefully everyone that I lik will colme.

[ooc: anyone from the Buffyverse (minus Xander), Piffy, Peter V. and possibly other people I'm not remembering because Kaylabrainfail.]

Should I invest the time for this camp thing or could I brush up on some Latin and call it even?

Okay, it's been three days and now I really need someone to point in the direction of the Vicodin.

Anyone want to explain what the fuck this broad is on? And has anyone told her that we already had a Madonna and don't really need another one?

All right, now that I don't have 120 volts of electricity running through me, anyone want to explain how I went from my office at PTTB in New Jersey to Kansas? I'm no stranger to forgetting details of a great night, but I'm pretty sure, even in my most intoxicated state, I wouldn't willingly go to Kansas. Really hope this burn on my hand heals quickly, hurts like a bitch.

Went shopping today and actually got some real clothes that are all mine. Enigma, I don't even know how to thank you. You kinda seriously splurged on me, there, and I don't even know why, but seriously. Thank you. Much appreciated and I'll pay you back....whenever I get a job.

Kimberly, I can give you those of yours I borrowed back, just let me know when I need to drop them off to you!

My favorite thing from today though, has to be the pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny. It was on sale. And it was calling my name.

Since clearly word has not spread enough! SATURDAY NIGHT! There's a party. A great big party of Halloween filled amazingness. Yes, you should dress up. ...let's not let what happened last year get to us, okay? We're going to have music and dancing and tons of food and it's going to be amazing. I'm holding it at the Youth Center, mostly because the gymnasium there can hold everyone with no problem and it isn't as weird getting a DJ in the complex.

NOW! I know not everyone is rolling in money and some of you are new to this time period. You are not exempt. I raided a few costume shops as well as the antique store I used to work at. There's now a huge pile of costumes and pieces that can be made into costumes sitting in the front office at the Center. Neutral location, see how I work? Let's all be friends, dammit If you don't have a costume yet, come on by and take a look, see if you can find something you like.

I expect to see everyone there. No exceptions, or I will stern-face at you. I'm looking at you, Moody Gisborne.

[John]

You left in the middle of the night again. Start leaving a note, would you?
I know you're not big on crowds. I don't blame you. But would you come by? At least for a little while? I'd love for you to see what all I've gotten done.

Also, Toby should come to the party.

[Peter and Andrew]

Sure would be nice if you two could have a date to the party. How long are you going to keep this up? I'm like, legit afraid to talk to you guys in public in case someone catches on

Alright, so since the good detective seems to be doing such a wonderfully terrible job of this, I guess I'll give it a shot.
I hate people my age. I really do.

Alright, here's the deal. I get there's a lot of us here whose parents/guardians aren't here to make rules about what you can and can't do. That does not mean that it's a freaking free-for-all, and it does not give anyone an excuse to be a moron. In case you haven't noticed, there are a bit worse of consequences here than getting in trouble with mom and dad.

I'm not going to tell you not to drink. I'm not going to try to be your boss or your parent or whatever. Because frankly, I don't give a shit what you all do - unless you end up endangering yourselves and others. I don't care if your parents aren't here. I don't care if you don't exist here and technically can't get arrested. You are putting people in danger with your stupidity. Period.

So if I catch wind of any of you being drunk enough that you're pulling stupid stunts again, or anything else that proves what a bunch of morons you seem to be, I will personally come find you, make sure you are filtering any posts properly, make sure you haven't gotten possessed or hurt or whatever, and then, I'm going to kick your goddamn ass from here to Kansas City and back. And trust me, you do not want to challenge me on this.

And since I know at least one person is going to try and argue with me, you should know that I am a fully certified State Alchemist and a Major in the military, and I really have no qualms about following through on this.

I didn't want to ruin a good day yesterday but some people are giving me no choiceRight then, looks like it's back to the real world. Time to put my cop hat on. I've been seeing a lot of rather disturbing things on the boards lately. I get we're in an apocalypse, everyone needs to let off some steam once in a while. But this is getting ridiculous. My name is Detective Juliet O'Hara. Normally I work homicide cases, but you are forcing this on yourselves being drunk in a public forum. Forcing me to respond. I do pay attention and I am not going to sit back and let it happen anymore.

Underage kids of Lawrence, consider this your warning. You want to run around and get drunk because it's "cool" or it's "for science" then consider this. For every action there is a consequence. Even the most basic scientist should know this. If you want to act like a dumb kid, then I'm going to treat you like one.

Edit:Maybe I should just open a shoe store.

[Dean]
So, Paris soon love? That little sneak pick of London kinda got me more excited.

[Sam]
Can I ask you a favor?

All right, so here's thing. Some of you know me, be it from that damn tv show or from previous versions of me that have been here before, but fact is? You don't know me. Not this specific version of me. So, you know, whatever you know? Keep it mind, sure, it is part of who I used to be, who I still have the potential to be under the right certain circumstances, but who I have no intention of being again in the foreseeable future. Except the things other me's have done here. You should forget those things. Don't judge me on what I haven't done, yeah? Keep that stuff in mind, but don't pull bullshit snap judgement calls because "ooh vampire" or "I know your past" because that's just fuckin' annoying.

Oh. My. Gaga. So I've taken it upon myself to catch up on Glee, as I always do considering it's about me and mine and whatnot. Some of this stuff so far is insane.

-Sam moves out of state and becomes a stripper. It suits hi
-My dad runs for congress against Coach Sylvester and wins.
-I lose my virg You guys don't need to know that part
-Rachel Berry, yet again, screws me out of a rather important opportunity for my transcripts.
-Rachel gets suspended from school and banned from sectionals for it though, so HA!
-Karofsky transfers. This is nothing but a good thing.
-Some of the girls become divas (even more so than usual) and split off to form their own club. And lose at sectionals. Oops?
-Santana gets oute

Most of this I find hilarious.

[Camp Group 8]
Anyone got travel plans for getting up to camp yet?



[Theater Group]
I think we're down another handful of members by now. But I'm really wanting to stop talking so much about this and start actually doing something. So, here's the plan.

Marguerite - I want you to help me out with picking a location to try and set up shop. We looked at some a couple weeks ago, and I think I've narrowed it down to a few places, so if we could meet up sometime this week, we can probably decide which will best suit our needs.

Kurt - If you're going to be covering expenses, then I'll want you with me and Marguerite while we're figuring out the location.

Performers - I think we're down to five now? Magic, acting, singing, dancing? What are we going to do with that, then? Think we can incorporate all of that into one piece? I want specific ideas, and I want the lot of us to get together to discuss it them in person. If anyone knows any writers, try and get them in on this.

Backstage - You lot are on stand-by until we have a place to actually work out of and something to be working on.

That everything? ...fuck I really wish Ginger was here. She was always better at this shit than me...oh yes.

Also, we need a name for the group. Suggestions are welcome, because if I pick, it will end up being something horrendously melodramatic, so go for it.

It's exceptionally quiet being in a house this big by myse I'm sorry Mark, but Netflix has Dr. Horrible on it and I absolutely have to watch it again.

Oh, and Felicia. I know we haven't really done much in the way of training since I got back, but if you've got time I wouldn't mind continuing at some point. If nothing else it would be a good way to take my mind off of the million things that I need to get for my house for a bit.

Someone remind me that I love this stupid dog because HE ATE MY PURPLE BOOTS.

Not just bit. Not carried across the floor and now there are teeth marks. Not chewed. NO ATE.

ATE.

No amount of damn puppy face is getting him on my good list for at least a week.

And they were BRAND NEW.

I didn't even get to wear them.

RAWR.

EDIT:

CLARK. You owe me new shoes. He's YOUR dog.

It's Saturday night and I've been busy decorating my new house for the past two weeks. I feel like there is fun to be had, I just need to find out where this fun is.

Not that I don't enjoy the decorating. Quite the opposite, in fact. But, there is such thing as too much of a good thing, and it is an exceptionally big house. And it's going to take a bit of time to get used to living completely alo

Anyway, yes. Back to the original point. I would like fun. Possibly with singing and/or dancing involved in some way. Karaoke, anyone? I know it was a thing last weekend but there's no law saying it can't happen twice over the course of two weeks. Or perhaps going somewhere with the dancing that I also mentioned.

And I just reminded myself. Peter, has any additional headway been made with the theater group?

Everyone seems to get so excited for this football. I'm afraid I've tried following along and only grow confused. All I want to know is, why do they call it football and then not play it with their feet? Oh, and why is a scoring move worth 7 points and not just one?