Filtered to Everyone under 21 Alright, so since the good detective seems to be doing such a wonderfully terrible job of this, I guess I'll give it a shot. I hate people my age. I really do.
Alright, here's the deal. I get there's a lot of us here whose parents/guardians aren't here to make rules about what you can and can't do. That does not mean that it's a freaking free-for-all, and it does not give anyone an excuse to be a moron. In case you haven't noticed, there are a bit worse of consequences here than getting in trouble with mom and dad.
I'm not going to tell you not to drink. I'm not going to try to be your boss or your parent or whatever. Because frankly, I don't give a shit what you all do - unless you end up endangering yourselves and others. I don't care if your parents aren't here. I don't care if you don't exist here and technically can't get arrested. You are putting people in danger with your stupidity. Period.
So if I catch wind of any of you being drunk enough that you're pulling stupid stunts again, or anything else that proves what a bunch of morons you seem to be, I will personally come find you, make sure you are filtering any posts properly, make sure you haven't gotten possessed or hurt or whatever, and then, I'm going to kick your goddamn ass from here to Kansas City and back. And trust me, you do not want to challenge me on this.
And since I know at least one person is going to try and argue with me, you should know that I am a fully certified State Alchemist and a Major in the military, and I really have no qualms about following through on this.