War Is Coming Communications.

I actually did not want tea this morning. I woke up, went to pour it and it just didn't...I don't know.

This has legitimately never happened in my entire life

[Draco and Harry]

You boys settling in okay?

It's your home, too, for as long as you want to stay. Don't hesitate to settle in and if you need anything just ask.

[Graham]

Emma Swan's Home for Wayward Story Book Characters

What do you think? Needs work?

Seriously, how does my kid keep doing this to us?

Says it all really, doesn't it?

Henry Swan, WHY, exactly, is there a trail of M&Ms leading from Aislinn's room to the bathroom??

So suffice to say, first seal based adventure blowed!

Hoping someone covered for me and Graham at the precinct.

So, before I have to get back to life.  I'm getting tanked.  And I mean seriously tanked.

I'll be in Purgatory, if anyone wants to drown their sorrows with me.

[Graham]

You back, partner?

Okay seriously. I am finding that twatting bloody seal and wrecking its day up.

Sorry for..yeah. All of it basically. The First thing is a  a dick but it knew what buttons to push.

And if my family and friends could do the check in thing that'd be brill.

[Kira]

Tell me you're safe, monkey. Please. And then find and hug me. For basically ever.

[Graham]

You back? Please be back.

On the one hand... When did porn in regular movie theaters become okay?

On the other? Damn. And to think that's all mine. Do you see these shirtless clips? Mine. Aaaaall mine.

Be right back, I need to go assault my boyfriend for a bit.

How are you doing?  What with Hale's arrival and all. 

Want a girls night?  Could do with celebrating my new job.

[Graham]

The Captain called.  I start on Monday.

Thanks for the introduction.

[Dyson]

Looks like I'm going to be working homicide again.  Just with a different partner.  But, you've gained your old partner and BFF.  So, looks like I timed it right.

Ok, being a Lady of Leisure is beginning to get old.

Is there anything a detective can do in this place?

I think, I just asked the Red Queen to stay.  I'm not sure why.  She says her name is Ana, and she seemed more vulnerable than she let on. We're probably the closest that she has to a connection to home.  Since she's from our version of Wonderland it seems.

Is that ok with everyone?

[Belle]

She says she was trained by Cora.  But, she doesn't seem to have the darkness that my Papa, or even Regina has in her.  Like she never went too far.

I want to give her a chance.

i did the wish thing and now i've got a drawer in my dresser full of candy.

and if i take it all out and close the drawer and then open it again? MORE CANDY.

can i give ais a lollipop?

Out of curiosity...given the nature of this place, how many of you have faced your own death anniversary?

[Peter V.]
I...may just drink February away. Just a warning, love.

I will not be a jealous bastard

Neal's back. Like, appeared on the boards about a minute ago. Doesn't seem to remember being here before though.

Where's Henry? How do you want to handle this?

You guys know if the seal ever eats me and an Original goes switchy switch again things will end badly right.

I should have an apprentice.

...I haven't moved from this room in 14 hours

So far she's called me a bitch in sixteen languages

Someone get me beer and Bon Jovi's greatest hits. Its gonna be a long night

do we still have to put no evil filters up?

i miss ms. rose

(if you think you are, you probably are)

Christmas is in one week. With warnings from Loki Under the circumstances, I'd like to go ahead and celebrate Aislinn's birthday. It'll also get her into the habit of celebrating her birthday on a different day so she doesn't get forced into 'you only get one set of presents' syndrome.

We don't know what all is about to happen. I'd like to at least give my baby one happy day before she could lose us all forever this all goes down.

We're having dinner tonight at our house. Probably just pizza or sub sandwiches or something, and one of those ridiculous 1st birthday cakes that babies get filthy and messy in. But you're all invited. Presents not required, just the people who love her.

( Filter to Graham )

It has taken more time than I like admitting to become comfortable using this machine. Still, with a period of adjustment, I feel I no longer stumble over the keys and have learned to punctuate a sentence correctly.

My son has explained a great deal about this place. While it is not my war to fight, I am willing to lend my assistance where I can. This world hasn't always been the kindest, but it has brought good things, too, and it deserves the chance to stand.

[Thor]

I hope I am doing this correctly.

Loki's is not the only presence here that feels familiar to me.

How are you, my sweetheart?

Have we buried her?

I don't know what the customs are here, what she'd want or anything...but I just...we need to do something.

I need to.

Can we, when this dies down?

Rumple I wish
I'm being brave, I just wish
I love you

[Storybrooke]

Can we all have dinner, all of us? When this...when the weather dies down

[Cosima and Alison]

Do you mind if I come round tomorrow?

Apparently my show is doing a musical. I'm not sure if this is awesome or I want to hide or both.

Also? I want to be a canine officer.

I have to say, despite everything that seems to be happening right now, it feels really really good to be waking up in my new, shared with my love own bed. I swear, the hospital kept me for twice as long as Moriarty did.