War Is Coming Communications.

[Filtered to Jane, Lizzie, Robin, Much, Kevin, Gigi and Damon...fine and Crowley, too]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare everyone. I just had to I didn't actually think I could Never really expected to be back

[Filtered to Alex]

I don't really know what to say to him.

Lydia's gone. I think she's going after one of the vampires. Mitchell probably.

Can someone please

Oh god please someone find her. Someone stop her

I'll do anything--anything if someone can save her.

Next time the Seal wants to pretend Quantum Leap wasn't shitty, it can leave me the fuck out of it. Bunch of prissy stuck-up fakevengers were so close to getting a face full of mace. They wouldn't even let me read the mission reports of other!guy's time with other!dad. Fucking bastards.

This is a little awkward. My first instinct is to introduce myself but you guys already know my name, so... I was hoping you all might be able to tell me about the other me? What he's like, I mean. I'm trying to figure out where our lives went different ways and make some sense of what I'm finding in his place.

(Filter includes: Kon, Lydia, and Lois.)

....so, for the others who have been "swapped out" ...has anyone considered what our other selves might be doing back in our worlds? If that is where they've gone to, I mean. I suppose it would depend on the individual situations for us back home. ...God, I hope other me hasn't gotten me fired.


[Castiel]
Been nearly a week now. How are you holding up on your end?

[Katerina]
I didn't realize before you were so young
So, how are you getting on here, after Elena's class thing? Are you adjusting to this time period alright?

Three virgins. And me.

That's his asking price for Lily.

Ron, I really hope you're getting somewhere on those locator spells.

[Filtered to Lils (yeah she knows it'll be Harry reading it. Kinda the point)]

I love you, bestie. I won't let you down, I promise.

(Added filter)
[Mitchell]

Like a bandaid

Where the hell are you?

How much more of this are we expected to take
I can't fight him again I can't

Okay, try not panic. Well any more than we are already. This has to be a seal thing, something similar happened once before. Yes it's all true you were here once before. Some of you have been here for a couple years. There are parallel worlds that exist, if this is the way it was last time it means the you that were here, got sent to the new ones worlds. There is nobody to fight or threaten, it isn't one of those things. It's just a seal deciding to screw with us more than usual thing most likely. We didn't do anything to end it last time, it just stopped after a couple weeks.

[Lois]
Promise me you won't go anywhere?

This makes no sense. How did I get here and how do I get back? George is going to worry and... I just ned to know how to get back

This is Thunderstrike with an Avengers priority alert. Someone is kidnapping Avengers again. I repeat, someone is taking a page out of Loki's playbook. If anyone can actually hear this transmission, they're dumping us in Lawrence, Kansas, and you need to assemble on me so we can find out who this is and take them down. If not then I'm wasting my time and am probably screwed, so let's hope J2 hasn't wired his game system up to the monitors again...

(OOC: AU!Kevin's Avengers communicator couldn't detect their normal channels and found the comms instead. All comments will still be typed as his communicator detects the change in format.)

HAI LETS FIND OUT WAAS IN AREA 51

srsly probly aliens or somethin in there. we shuld finnd out. mabbe theres something we culd use

but i probly shuddnt fly right now caus thatd be bad

so




SOMEBODY DRIVE ME TO AREA 51

scool i kno nick fury i can ttly get us in!

nver evr evvr rty 2 drnk an asgd asgian lighngn K E V I N undr th tble

bd idae

dsnt wrk wel lat all

REMATBCH!!

Kenzi and I are heading out to a bar in an hour. Anyone else who wants to go meet us in the lobby and we'll figure out where the hell to drink from there.

Because I could really use a night of not thinking

Questions? Nope. Good.

5 Important Things You Won't Believe Comic Books Invented
Personally, #2 is my favorite.

Okay so it took some work yo, but ladies n' gentlemen, I present ta you da most thugged-out satisfyin mantelpiece up in history.



It aint nuthin but all gravy, git freaky wit yo' applause.

EDIT: I don't give a fuck what tha fuck tha shizzle is goin on here yo, but it is hilarious n' I owe one of mah thugs a funky-ass brew.

There is entirely too much bullshit going on in this city. And squishy feely shit that I am noooooooooot good with at all. So:

YOU
ME
THUNDERBOOZE
VEGAS

Great plan, or the greatest plan?

Anyone wanna play video games with me? I finally got an Xbox for my place, so I don't have to kidnap doucheface's anymore.

Speaking of: yo, Stiles! Why can't I have an epic romance with Joker? They'll let me hook up with whiny biotic dude, but not my sassy pilot? What have they got against awesomeness in this game?

(Peter V. and LL)
You guys doing okay? Need anything? Ah! I can cook! I make a mean grilled cheese. And cereal. I do a good bowl of cereal, too.

Actually, I'm something of an expert at microwavable foods. How bout it?

(Castiel)
Movie night! You down?

There's a girl version of Stiles. I don't know what to do with that.

I just realized that I've totally been forgetting about school since I've been here. Should I even bother finishing my senior year at this point?

You can be any animal in the whole wide world. Nope, not the Seal picking an animal to be you (omg was that as weird as it sounds??) but you get to choose. And you can be them whenever you want. Like, an animagus type thing (wait, you don't get to choose those either...dammit!). ANYWAY. You get to pick, what animal are you gonna be?

I'm on a Sun Bear kick. Or a Red Panda. Unique, but adorable! No, this is not a diversion, stfu

[Kevin]

So, Badass, how are you?

Thanks for that, by the way.

[Much]

You still owe me Pete's Dragon time. Don't think I've forgotten. You can't rescue a girl and then not watch a movie full of adorbs with her.

So. Caroline and I have been talking, and we think that after yet another round of crazy the people of Lawrence - or at least those in the proverbial know - deserve to have a night of relaxation. Therefor, on Saturday, March 30th, starting at 7:00pm we're going to be having a party at our house.

It will be 80s themed so please try to dress the part. Be it 80s movies, musicians, general clothing choices, etc. It was the 80s, there's no such thing as too much.

Our house is at [address] for anyone that doesn't know it already.