War Is Coming Communications.

OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK. SERIOUSLY.

TRICKSY, YOU BETTER HOPE THIS WASN'T YOU. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW THAT CAN DO THIS KINDA THING CAUSE I'M TOO BUSY FLAILING MY HEAD OFF SO IF IT WASN'T YOU, SORRY. BUT WHAT THE FUCK.

Holy crap

No, I'm sure of it now, this is what going mad is like.

I swear to god everyone, I'm not Draco.

I'm Steph.

This sucks. I can't wait to get my hands on whatever baddie decided to pull this one.

Edit: CAN WE PLEASE NOT HEX ME ANY MORE? I'M NOT LYING WHEN I SAY I'M NOT DRACO! I DON'T HAVE MAGIC, I'M ME!

Don't you love the smell of hilarity in the morning?

WHAT IS GOING ON!

THIS...THIS IS NOT OKAY!

Whoever has done this, I'd like it to be known that I am far from pleased.

I would like to be changed back at the soonest moment possible. I am not meant to be a male and I have a wedding that is quickly approaching.

This is not amusing.

....My husband is a woman.

So, while the rest of you lot are spazzing out over your recent changes (Guys, how long has this sort of shit lasted in the past? Cause I'm pretty sure the answer is "not that long." Weren't a load of you turned into kids at one point?) I happen to be fucking thrilled with mine.

Then again, mine was a choice so what the hell ever. Besides, I can always change it back if I want to.

This is pathetic. I don't even know how to properly use the loo now!

Just a warning. There may or may not be explosions coming from the kitchen. But I promise, nothing will remain be broken!

And dear brothers who I love oh so much, make this any more difficult and I will hex you into oblivion.

Carry on!


[ooc: Yes. So until say about six, there will be random explosions and yelling as Ginny tries to bake. If anyone comes down to investigate, she may be singed face and covered in flour. Clearly, she knows what she's doing. CLEARLY.]

What the fuck?? I am not amused! I don't feel comfortable, it's awkward, strange, and just.. not right. It's weird. If I was meant to be a guy, I'd be born as one Oh wait, does that mean if it were reversed back home, Kyle would instead be Kylie? Huh.

I can still fight, do training sessions, kick some ass, and do work. This just takes getting used to. I shouldn't have to get used to it though, really But if there's a bright side, it's that if terminators started dropping in, they'd have a hard time finding me when I don't look like I normally do. I'm so glad my son isn't here to see this. Then again.. knowing his luck, he'd be changed too.

My stuff doesn't fit me..I'm wearing my girlfriends clothes. This is just wrong. And so uncomfortable. Beyond reason. I CAN'T WALK IN BOOTS. Screw that, I'm going bare foot. Maybe forever. Or until this thing is fixed.

Whoever invented Skinny Jeans needs to die in a fire. Who the hell wants to hop into their pants in the morning every morning?

Looks good on her. So not good on me. Plus I think I'm still too short for most of these things. My feet don't even reach the floor when I sit at the counter anymore.

This was a lot more amusing when I thought it was a really weird dream. 

Until I pinched myself. Why did I have to do that

[Roadhouse Employees]

Due to some medical stuff going on with me, I'm sort of unofficially going on bedrest, so I'm going to have to take it super-easy from now on. I'll still be around, and still handle things like inventory and paperwork, I just won't be doing much else.


( Friends & Family Filter (Cut for potentially upsetting stuff. Not graphic though!) )

What?! I didn't regenerate. I know I didn't regenerate. I couldn't possibly have regenerated, so why am I Donna?! I know I said I wanted to be ginger, but I didn't want to be ginger and a woman. I'm hardly the Corsair, am I?

Still. Could be worse. I could be wearing a bow tie.

ALLANA I THINK YOUR CRAZY AUNT DID SOMETHING TO ME.

I'M A MAN.

WHY AM I A MAN?

I HAVE A PENIS.

AND STUBBLE.

WHY DO I HAVE A PENIS AND STUBBLE????

I thought it was the Seven. For a moment I...

As it happens I'm quite glad it isn't just me. Now how do we reverse this?

I think the douche responsible for this is screwing with me.

The radio in the bathroom won't turn off. I've unplugged it and I've tried to break it, but nothing.

If I have to listen to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or Man! I Feel Like a Woman one more time, I swear I'm gonna shoot someone.

...

I need my gun anyway.

OKSY YOU KNOW WWHAAT i am maybe a little drunk because this was REALLY GOOD WINE andd there is no chesse cake and ava keeps eatinga lll the ice cream and thechocolate so theres none of that eiether so i am having WINE instead okay?

but. thats not the pointt. THE POINT IS I am tired of this wholle YOURE CHANGING thing. yes i am. no i am not changing becaus of HIM it is becauseof EVERYTHING it just happens to include him inside of the everythingg okay?

i left durng famine becaus i could tell it wouldb e bad if i stayd. i was SUPER PROTECTIVE and it was only barely affeckting me so if id stayed id probably have been psycohitc and maybe killd people or even you guys and i really am sick of beng insane okay? so i left. there wasnt anything i couldve done if id stayed and i was scared and so i LEFT and im sorry but I DIDNT KNO WWHAT ELS TO DO.

its notlike you guys allgo crazy everytime something goes wrong around here you hav noidea what its like being insane every other month.

also i didnt really kill jacen. that wasnt me that was future!me and future!mee was kiling him becaus she thought itwas the best thing todo she wasnt just bad ok? i wouldn't dothat.

aslo i still find it funny youre all wrong gendereded and i dont carre if that maeks you mad.

[Gabriel]]

you know what?/ I love you and all annd this is hilariouss bbut you have crappy timeing.

BOOBS! I love Boobs! Yes, they should be capitalized. They're a wonderful, brilliant, amazing thing.

And I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda hot.

But Kurt, I should warn you, I have no idea how my soprano is, so um...raincheck? I can still film and all, but I think performing might be best left to those with the proper parts in place!

Well now that I'm done wallowing in my self pitty...does anyone want to go out and get drunk?

So I know tomorrow is your birthday and everything. But I want to give you your present early!

Of all the faces in the world.

At least I'm hot?

Guess what.

You know after the first 3 or 4 OH NO WHY AM I A MAN/WOMAN. THE HORROR posts I had it figured out. Hence why I'm not posting something so ridiculous and inane.

All I will say is waking up looking like my killer is an interesting enough way to spend a day. I'd rather it stop now though.

Well, this is.. interesting. I think this was done before, though this time is slightly different. I'm not too worried though, these things aren't permanent. Hopefully. But very uncomfortable Why me, goddammit Oh well, at least I'm hot I guess I'm gonna have to go buy a few new clothes now. No heels though, screw that Uhh.. I'm Damien, btw. Maybe I can go by Delia for now

[Prue]
I swear it's me! Please, umm, no tossing me around the room? I can even show you my birthmark to prove it. It's still there at least and my hands still have no prints. And still have my powers too. You wouldn't have changed either, right? I hope this doesn't last long. But.. road trip? Shall we go tonight? This thing makes me want to get away for a while.

So, in light of everyone's current predicament, I'm swinging back through Lawrence with the first batch of this self-made whiskey. Now, I'm not just giving this away because I'm not an Imperial Mission, but since I like you guys so much, I think I can give anyone that wants to give it a shot a discount. Guaranteed to make you forget what gender you are or your money back. One free shot will be given, of course. I'm not expecting anybody to buy blind. Disclaimer: I'm not responsible if your liver packs up it's shit and leaves. Also, I've got maybe a few jugs of the stuff, so supplies are for the moment ridiculously limited. If this actually works out I might consider changing that, but until then, get it while the getting's good.

[Jacen]
I'm done playing this game. So while I'm in town, what exactly do I need to do to prove to you I'm ready?

So, just a reminder. Tomorrow night is my eighteenth birthday extravaganza.

Yes, I am well aware that many of you are having... issues at the moment, but you shouldn't let that force you to miss the event! You're welcome no matter what gender you are.

It starts at 7:00 PM at [local club], and my guests will be the only ones there. No nosy onlooking locals or anything like that. And trust me, many of you will love to see the big-name singer I have lined up.

And the fact that you can see this post means you are invited, you don't have to wonder if you're on a special list or anything. It's open to everyone that isn't evil.

[to Leia]
hiii mmom. hi.

[Text to Han]
i misssface

[Text to Jaina]
:((((

Raise your hand if you're still you and/or find this whole genderswap fiasco fucking hilarious.

So going out and getting drunk while in the company of other people to - ah, not celebrate me turning into an overnight woman. Would that qualify as the emotional drinking that I vowed to avoid?

Okay, so this gender swap thing - maybe not so bad. Temporarily, not bad. I did just get half of the men's department given to me at some clothing store, had to insist on girls cloths though, told the lady working there, they're for my girlfriend.

Might as well sell these cloths and make a profit.

Only downside is fangirls. FANGIRLS.

I got mobbed outside the bloody Starbucks. Some girl kissed me. I think I need to peroxide my mouth!

Okay on one hand. Boy me is a sexymanbeast.

On the other. I miss my breasts!!

On the third...which I am allowed have. LOL boys are weird.