War Is Coming Communications.

...Did I really hear on the news that twin girls are being killed? Oh go


[Darcy]
Just letting you know, I'm coming home tomorrow with the girls.

So, looks like I'm super afraid of heights and also looking for a new job.

What, fun. Especially the falling off a ladder bit.

My former boss is so lucky I didn't hex him.

I don't suppose anyone here would be interested in a publication? I was thinking about starting something up similar to The Quibbler except relevant to this world and what's going on around here. It might be a good way to get information out to the masses and spread special awareness.

Right.

Look, I made a prat of myself earlier on with the whole announcement I was supposed to be making, so here's my second go at it. You lot deserve to hear it from me straight.

I'm having a kid with Steph. It's, er, not a choice thing, not really, but it's happening and I reckon that's how it's going to be. So, yeah. Sorry if it upsets anyone, especially you future lot, but there's nothing we can really do about it now except properly deal with it, yeah? I'll do what I can for the kid and I know Steph'll do the same.

The apocalypse really isn't the best place for
I'm too bloody young for this sort of
I don't want a kid right now, I'm only twenty years old and I still haven't a single clue

Okay. So, I was going to let Ron tell you guys, but considering he's been drunk all day I'm pretty sure that it's not the best condition for him to be in when he tells you guys, and you know, he will end up blurting it out because that's what happens when you're drunk and kinda freaking out and stuff. But um. I'm rambling.

Anyway, basically, here goes. Um. So. I'm pregnant. I thought you guys should hear it from one of us instead of us telling other people and letting it slowly find it's way to you. So yeah.

Just out of curiosity how many of us are there? And what different sorts of magic are there?

And all those from the same world as me....this Harry Potter series or what have you....are you all trained up when it comes to magic?

[Neville]
I saw a post about teaching the people who are displaced here about the creatures and 'hunting'. Out of curiosity were you going to volunteer?

I'm asking the man who posted about the difference in creatures here as of the moment, I'm curious. And I'm contemplating going through this camp

I'm so glad everyone seems to be back in their right bodies. I can't imagine what that must have felt like. I've always believed every one of us has a counterpart of the opposite sex. I believe you all just met yours.

Ronald, do you suppose you could make a wish on the seal for me? I heard you could make it work. I'd love to have my family here, the twins especially.

I've tried three different times to talk to her and I honestly don't know what to say.

I think I understand now why people just start drinking. If anyone needs me for anything, could you guys just tell them I'm sick or something? Don't think I'm coming out for a while.

What the bloody hell is going on? I was literally just getting into a carriage. I'm a prefect, you can't do this, I don't care how funny it is. Seriously, I'm not going to get in trouble with the professors, so someone might as well own up to it now and maybe I won't get too angry with you! These pranks are getting beyond ridiculous! And this is an elaborate one, I don't know how you lot pull it off!

You have a minute before I get to the point where I'm going to hex someone into last year. Aunt Ginny did teach me that bat boogey hex, you know... I swear if it was you James I'm going to drag you by his ear to your mum and let her have at you.

This is completely and utterly ridiculous! I don't have time for this.

I swear to god everyone, I'm not Draco.

I'm Steph.

This sucks. I can't wait to get my hands on whatever baddie decided to pull this one.

Edit: CAN WE PLEASE NOT HEX ME ANY MORE? I'M NOT LYING WHEN I SAY I'M NOT DRACO! I DON'T HAVE MAGIC, I'M ME!

Oh! Did I forget that we meant to take a family trip to America for the summer? I fear I haven't packed a thing.