I'm thinking we should make these nights out a weekly thing. Anyone who agrees, meet me at the gates at sundown. We'll have a fun night to remember.
[GODS.]
Time to kick things up a notch, ladies and gentlemen.
In case anyone ever wondered - lightsabers are really good against giant tomatoes.
I hadn't wondered before this week, but now that I've been faced with that scenario I'm happy to say that the lightsaber won out. I'm not really certain what would happen to me if I were killed by a tomato. Is it revenge for pasta sauce?
So I hear all the cool kids use the internet these days or something.
Sup, I'm Faith.
I love animals, I am a dog person. I'm not sure what this little thing is....
Little fluffy creepy thing with instructions and don't feed it after midnight?
I'm beginning to suspect that my previous assumption that Pan was responsible for our missing shadows was incorrect. If he were in fact here he would have made his presence known to us all now. The very fact that no one has stepped forward claiming responsibility after all this time is even more worrisome than what our shadows are currently doing. It may be time to discuss other theories for who is responsible. As well as strategies for preparing for whatever is undoubtedly coming our way.
So, I heard about... big evil tomatoes? Does sound really far out there, but hey this is Lawrence. I'm usually armed anyway just in case something like that comes up. Though wouldn't expect that specifically, but anything can happen. I wonder what's next, big cabbage heads with eye lasers? Or angry spinach. Hmm. I suppose if that is the case, once the evil veggies are dealt with, looks like we're going to be dining on a nice big salad soon. Shadow is still missing, whoever took it better give it back or I'd bribe them with a briefcase of cash if I thought it would work, or do a BS threat involving nukes or something
Oh. Halloween! One of my favorite holidays. I have my costume already. Have for a year now. Mine will be Cobra Commander of the G.I. Joe sequel movie. Loved the coat he had in that, I think I'm going to keep that part for later. Hey, we should take pictures if anyone else is going as a villain. But if anyone wishes to dress up as a Roman centurion? Let me know, I have a spare authentic outfit for that which I'd be happy to loan out for the day.