War Is Coming Communications.

I need some help, I think. Something really weird is going on. This is going to sound really....strange but I don't know how I got here. I'm not trying to be a weirdo and I swear I'm not stoned or anything. I'm not getting bent or anything, but someone wanna help?

If there was ever a time I wished Charles were around....it'd be now. He'd know what to do. I woke up on someone's stoop.

I didn't go to bed on a stoop, of course.

Everything is all weird here, I mean some of it is a kind of groovy, but I don't get it, seriously. I mean the date it's totally not 2011, is it?

Anybody know any places that might hire a kid full time? Less concerned about the money than the insurance, here. I got a little brother I need to make sure is covered. It hurts to even type this, b It's money. Money I need to take care of Also, does anybody know how to check if someone had life insurance? God. I never thought I'd have to I feel like a fucking gh

I went to check on Parker this morning and he's gone. I tore apart the place incase he was hiding but he's nowhere, and he knows better then to hide like that or leave. Theirs no sign of forced entry. I'm pretty sure he went back home, still tore my place apart to be safe and nothing...where was that guy with all the booze?

I have an overwhelming desire to eat chocolate. Is this normal? I went to have a banana this morning, and the first thought that popped into my head was how much better that banana would be dipped in chocolate. Then I got to thinking about chocolate banana daiquiris, and then chocolate-dipped strawberries, dark chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate cake, chocolate cheesecake, orange chocolate, dark chocolate with orange marmalade ... You get the picture.

And then, I got to wondering if all of that chocolate would go straight to my hips.

How much longer is this going to last? I really don't know how much more I can take without actually turning into Donna.

Maybe I will take you up on that tea today if you are not busy?

What the bloody hell is going on? I was literally just getting into a carriage. I'm a prefect, you can't do this, I don't care how funny it is. Seriously, I'm not going to get in trouble with the professors, so someone might as well own up to it now and maybe I won't get too angry with you! These pranks are getting beyond ridiculous! And this is an elaborate one, I don't know how you lot pull it off!

You have a minute before I get to the point where I'm going to hex someone into last year. Aunt Ginny did teach me that bat boogey hex, you know... I swear if it was you James I'm going to drag you by his ear to your mum and let her have at you.

This is completely and utterly ridiculous! I don't have time for this.

God, I am such an idiot

Just so everyone knows I'm putting in extra shifts at the Spence because I don't want to be at the complex right now, so if you don't see me around or hear from me for a bit that's why.

Not really working though
Trying out spells
Spells, hah, if Chloe was here she'd never let me hear the end of that one

Also, ladies. There is a special on Krav Maga classes. Anyone want to join me?

Where have you been?

...wtf. What the hell is going on? Az, wtf man?

Yeah so, ignore the loud noises from the back of the complex. I thought jumping off a rooftop might inspire my flight to make a come back, but all it did was prove gravity is still in effect. Oh well, at least my strength is back, only tore up my shirt and not my body. So yay for that? I really miss flying right about now. It would be awesome if it just came back. Just saying. Magical seal give me my flight back?

I put someone in the hospital today for grabbing my ass.

Can I please have my body back now?

Happy Birthday, Son!

( Gifts that were left for Kurt. )

I've been pointed to this thing called a computer. I don't know that I've quite figured the thing out yet, but I am attempting to, bear with me. I think I'm getting a bit better as I go, perhaps.

Anyway, my purpose for being on this thing is something strange has happened and I was pointed toward this as a medium to get help for what happened. People wouldn't happen to just...pop in at random here would they? And I don't mean as in surprise visits. I mean more in a...people that have no reason to be here sort of way.

I'd appreciate any input or answers?

Dear Seal,

I know you enjoy torturing us, otherwise none of us would be here in the first place, but this is a new level of low. Of all the days to dump him off here you pick today.

I do not appreciate this and would like to negotiate an exchange.

Completely Without Love For The Seal,
Kurt Hummel

Can we please never do that again?

And I got a bunch of guys cloths from when everyone thought I was Harry. So, whoever wants them they're yours. Back to short skirts and tights for me!

[Family filter Sans Jacen since he's being a jerk :P]
..Sorry if you got a text from me last night.

Um. Are you you again?

Not gonna lie. I kinda miss the abs. Being Nick Carter was way to much fun!

Hey Kurt, if that ever happens again we should start a boy band!

What the hell Hummel Kurt that really hurt. Is that how it is now, you're an alcoholic and randomly punch people?

Thanks for the welcome.

Mom
I know I usually stay at your place starting Mondays, but there is not a force in the world that could get me into the same apartment as him right now. You're welcome at my apartment any time you want.

Ava
So if I snuck some booze over and told my aunt we were going to have a serious talk about your demon blood addiction and needed privacy could we be drunk and talk about how stupid everything is this week?