January 12th, 2011
Elena's post reminded me that there's a very good chance that a lot of you don't have any forms of identification available. I can help with that. See, I've spent most of my life making false ID's for myself and my brother for various reasons, so I've gotten pretty good at putting those together. If you're interested, send me a picture of yourself and I'll get to work on slapping a few ID's together for you ladies as soon as possible.
Actually, send me a couple pictures. It's kind of a pain, finding the right one for those cards.
[ooc: In which lust!Sam is a little ridiculous.]
Out of all the people who use the boards around here, who do you think is the hottest?
[Danny]
Weirdest thing ever. I think Sam is hitting on me.
[Anti-Baddies/Sam/Ruby (cause she might be in on it)]
I think Sam might be possessed.
Jessica wants to have sex with you.
But, obviously, you're not interested, right?
if you survive wake me when the apocalypse is over
Wait, I'm confused. Exactly how many people out there right now are horny? Because I'm hearing about boobs and Mr. Pointys at every corner and I totes missed the memo about where it was okay for everyone that isn't a succubus to be this horny.
I don't know what's going on, but I like it.
[FILTERED TO SARAH]
Say you wanted to avoid being seen on a camera. How would you do that?
So, I started to bake last night with the intention of sharing my food with the rest of the complex, but then I realized how delicious my cooking is. Chocolate chip cookies warm from the oven, milkshakes with the freshest ingredients, cakes, pies, and all muffins you could ever want...Martha Stewart can suck it.
And it's all mine. Don't touch any of it. All of my food has my name on it. Or I will cut you.
Is it possible to get the Soap channel on my telly? I rather I have all my soaps on one channel so I didn't have to keep searching for them.
I'm going for a walk to get away from the complex blow off steam.
I know we had that...incident and it put people on edge, so if anyone wants to get some firearms practice, I'll be at the range.
[Tish]
Still want some Peeps?
[Demons only!]
You won't believe the number of meatsacks I have queing up to sell right now. Apparently everyone and their aunt has someone they want to emulate, shag or kill, or else is willing to deal for a lifetime supply of pizza and twinkies.
Now, I'm good, but I'm not that good. Well, I am, obviously, but credit where credit's due: anyone want to clue Crowley in on what's made people so damn crazy?
[Ruby]
This may be shooting myself in the foot given that business is booming, but if this is natural then I'm the Pope.
[Jennifer]
Having fun, are we?
Who's interested in a little fun? One more night cooped up in this place and I think I might actually die of boredom.
[ooc: one of mine had to have lust. >)]
ur all fukin crazy. u no that
( I drew a picture! )Daddy an Phil and I went swimming the other day it was a lot of fun though there aint no sand in the building place Phil and I wish it was there though.
And daddy got me a cell phone it's awesome!
How you feeling, Sweetie?
We totally need to go out tonight. You being all hiding out is not right
Is that offer to stay with you still available?
Suddenly I'm really happy I don't drink water anymore. Cause clearly something is in it.
I'm sick of being stuck in this goddamn place. You damn angels and demons are so gung ho to get into a major pissing match, have at it. Don't drag the rest of us into this bullshit.
So why does everyone else get to talk with you joke with you and you have to go and ignore ME???
(ooc: Parker is so envious of everyone's interactions with Hardison that she can't use proper grammar anymore.)
Is anyone else starting to get a headache from all of this insanity? Because it's even worse today than it was last night.
Money makes the world go around, isn't that how your human saying goes? Money equals power as well, right? Well, I want more of both.
[OOC: And Greed strikes the Master. Not that he'll be much different from usual, but eh. Oh well.]
I'm pretty tired. Can someone bring me something to eat? I can reimburse you.
WHY CAN'T I LEAVE MY ROOM?!
[OOC: Note to everyone in Elphie's house, Galinda locked her in her room. Elphie is raging. Um...things and/or people are undoubtedly flying all over the house thanks to her telekinesing going crazy when she's raging.]
I don't know what brought it on, but I can't get you out of my head. I close my eyes and see you doing your striptease, that night in the limousine, the roleplaying we did... It's driving me absolutely insane. If you allow me to come over I promise to make it all worth your while.
You know what? I hate Angels, I hate apocalypses, I hate Kansas. There I said it. I freaking hate Kansas with every ounce of my being. I'm sick of silver linings. There is none.
I would like more girlfriends, please. And money. More money is always good. And I want Kurt's car. I should steal his car. I wonder if Puck can show me how to steal a car. Sarah could, I bet. She's the mother of the revolution against the computers. Should I be talking on the computer? What if they tell on me? Then I won't get my money.
They can't take my money.
YOU CAN'T TAKE MY MONEY. I WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY.
You know what? Just because you don't park in a particular 'zone' does not mean they get to put those stupid things in place to hold a car.
Its now embedded in a wall and I think I need new tyres. Kriff it I'm mind tricking a garage. It's perfectly fair
You know, this has been an awesome couple days. And you know what would make today even better?
If one of you pretty ladies felt like coming by to keep me some company.
I feel warm and tingly.
Lindsey
I think that your stature is actually kinda sexy. I think all of you is kinda sexy. Wanna come over?
This place is insane.
You. Me. Hunting. Now?
Is everything all right? You're acting crazy
So, usually it's me behaving like a jackass, but leave it to this place to turn the tables. I think the phrase is "Check yourself before you wreck yourself."
Why is everyone acting so strange?
I think we should get a roll call of who here is still feeling normal. And don't try to lie, I'll know if you're affected or not.
Okay. So I'm a foreword and open sort of person, so I'm just going to come out and say it.
I want to have sex. I have been celibate way to long.
Teenagers need not apply.
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