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We need to talk.

( Should we call it Stevdie? )

With Valentine's day approaching, I've realized the the worst thing about living here is going to be that there's no Day After Valentine's candy sale. National tragedy.

also, Siri, how do i romance someone when there is one restaurant in town.


Private to Stan and Eddie
We have to get something. Y'know. For Bev's birthday? It's coming up.

Also, like, no big deal but I'm gonna have a dude look at my brain for evil space stuff and or something something something wolf magic?
So I'm thinking like, maybe Bev wants a ping pong table?

Private to Beverly
Required: more details on your party and how I might help out. I'm good for more than cheese dicks.
Also your opinion on something. No, it's not clothing related, I know I'm a lost cause.

While most of you were uh reuniting? preoccupied busy, I went and looked into one of those doors. Found a bunch of medical supplies to help stock up the building that is supposed to be meant for medical supplies - wasn't a ton since I only have two arms, but decent enough.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I know the basics about that sort of thing and can help, so. I'll be in that building if I'm not in my empty house. If anyone ever needs medical assistance.

My name's Dan, by the way. I guess I'm kind of new.

( Private to Richie )

So, hey, who knows how to wedding in this place? Asking for a friend.

And thank you for the gifts. The movie projector is amazing. I have no idea how it works or how to set it up but that's a problem for the actual geniuses I'm going to bother later. It gets us a step closer to turning one of these houses into a mini theater for the town to enjoy. The laser tag is also very much appreciated. I really needed a way to painlessly and non-fatally shoot these assholes I live with under the guise of a game.

I'm not even going to think about the changes to the town that seemed to happen overnight. Look. Paved roads are great. If it was just that I'd be all for it. Everything else? Yeah. No. If I focus on any of that I'll explode.

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

We've got'em at Van Dyne's and they're super tacky. Some even light up. Let's have an ugly Christmas sweater party soon, YES? I've got Hanukkah ones too. THEY'RE COMFY AND GAUDY AND THE BEST.

Remember that time that I thought it was a good idea to take my coat off in the cold during a snowball fight?

Hey, Staniel. Our idiot husband went on an ill-advised trip through the doors of certain death. Do you want to brave the cold and go look for birds, go through his record collection and then probably sit in the hammock and listen to whatever he has possibly while talking shit about it, or answer a bunch of questions I was inconsiderate enough not to ask you? It's about food.

Does anyone know anything about projectors? It's for future project maybe. Stan and I are trying to work out how possible something that plays movies for a group would be. Like the world's smallest theater with the smallest movie collection.

You lot all know I'm a wizard, yeah?

It's pure talent, basically, and amongst my MANY great qualities and capabilities where wizarding is concerned, weather prediction is one of them.

It's going to SNOW!!!!




Just kidding I can't really predict the weather like that. I mean, I could, but it'd be a whole load of effort and all I really had to do was look out my window and see snow flakes. STILL. How VERY EXCITING!!! SNOW! WHO WANTS TO PLAY?

Are we sure this isn't hell? Some stop on the way to hell?

There isn't enough alcohol in this town to make being here okay.

So, ah. How's this work? Getting supplies and stuff? If I wanted to go shopping some place through the Horrifying Multiple Choice Doors, would my credit card work? Do I have to beg on the corner for dollars first? Or practice the methods of getting five fingered discounts? Because I've got stuff I need and I'm gonna be honest, I'm too old to grab something and run and not pull something immediately. I really don't want to go to alternate dimension prison. I don't want to learn what it is you've gotta drop in there to be in an ass-load of trouble.

I have this memory of my younger self offering to teach you some fighting techniques. Now that we're back to our normal selves, I thought I'd offer some self defense if you still wanted to learn something like that.

Everyone's back to normal, yeah? Howsabout a check in? Just so we can all be sure? Tony? Eddie(?)

It's been rough pretending to be a responsible adult. Remus will agree, that's not my strong suit!

I'm still not used to adults being helpful or caring what I'm told is a normal amount. Which is somewhere between not at all and my mom.

So. Richie and I need a hammock. Also help putting up a hammock once we've found one. Where would I find one?

Hey, uh, any of you kiddos not living with adults need anything? Like cooked meals or just food in general? Or an adult? I make a pretty fantastic big brother.

ohmygod i have a hottub!!!@1! and bots! this place is amazing!

I don't suppose there's like, a secret optometrist in town?