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That was insane, man. Sorry I haven't been in for work, Clint. I think I slept for two days.

Good news? I don't think I have a hangover!

Private to Spider-Gwen

I didn't make an ass of myself, did I?

Private to Peter B. and Claire

Why didn't you guys wake me up?!

Say Pancho's had the ability to expand its menu - what kind of things would you like to see made available? Let a guy know. Otherwise it's just gonna be corndogs for Gwen.

I got corndogs. Oh mylanta so many corndogs.

I'm never going to be sick again. Never ever. That was the worst.

Eeeeey, my arm doesn't look like an Etch a Sketch anymore!

Okay, we need to find some new dvds. I've been through the entire collection about a half dozen times now, and if I have to watch Titanic, Cool Runnings, Forrest Gump, or the 3rd season of Friends again I think I'll go absolutely insane.

Are there any other movies, tv shows, or games out there that people are willing to share?

The clothing store will still be called Van Dyne's, in case anyone was wondering.

Oi! No matter which door I open, they all look like GRAND adventures. Y'know, as opposed to random hellscapes and horrors or the even worse boring normal streets.

What I MEAN to say is, who's up for some romping? James? Remus? Miles? Gwen? Tony? New Peter who I haven't met yet? ALL OF YOU? MORE?

C'mon you lot, let's go find something fun to do.

Promised you we'd do something cool at some point, right? One of the doors is opening up to a lot of snow. Want to check it out with me?

That was a dad joke. I won't apologize for it.

Hey. Can I cash in a coupon?

Well, now. This is definitely different. The room's not bad, though. And the phone-tablet-tech-device? Better than being stuck without any means of communication.

How's everybody doing today? Nice morning? No lingering hangovers from the birthday? The bowties were a great idea, right? Everyone feeling happy? Healthy?

Excellent. On an unrelated note, I woke up and there's a goat in my apartment.

A goat. Standing at the foot of my bed. It is making noises. It is staring at me. It is maintaining eye contact. It is not blinking. This is not a metaphor for what Barton looks like before he shaves and caffeinates in the morning; I'm saying this is an actual living goat.

I'm not saying that what I'm currently experiencing is panic, but.

If you could wish for one thing to have here in Starklandia, what would it be?

( Private to Steve (MCU) )

( Private to Tony (AVAC) )

Hi everyone,

Coming with a request for the library team. We're still under construction - and thank you to everyone who's volunteered their time and talent to help get the building set up, it's incredibly appreciated - but I'd like to start having specific lists we can consult when we're starting scavenging to fill these shelves that are being built.

This is a place to post any specific titles - books, DVDs, music, research materials, what have you - that you've been particularly jonesing for, so we can do our best to keep an eye out. Please feel free to message me privately if there's any requests you're not comfortable letting the general public know you'd like: I will not tell on you if what you want more than anything in the world is the Twilight series, movies about singing chipmunks, or 1970s porn magazines.

I know there are a lot of reference things we need to be on the lookout for, but please don't be shy about requesting anything you'd like for entertainment purposes, either. I'd like to have an individual list for everyone - the whole idea behind the library is to make it a true community space.

As ever, thanks for the time.

My fellow dimensionally marooned, in the effort of conducting research on the commonalities of our disappearance and eliminating down to the lowest common denominator, would all those willing please disclose the circumstances surrounding the time of your disappearance? What was happening in those moments in your life, perhaps even the world on a macro scale if you are so informed.

Sharing your story can absolutely be private, I understand completely. Please be assured that, as a doctor, I hold confidentiality in the highest regard. The only reason I ask is to examine why we were affected. I believe there may be parallel congruencies that left our realities and us, as individuals, all vulnerable to dimensional bleed at the time in which we were taken.

In the effort of transparency and fairness, I will share my own story. Scientific fascists had just invaded Earth and almost succeeded in wiping out every last trace of magic. My librarian and I defeated them and began to foster the rebirth of magic in reality 616. I decided to take a sabbatical to recover while it regrew when I found myself here.

I know we're still getting to know each other, but I just wanted to tell you - I think you absolutely made Tony's day when you asked him to teach you how to tinker. I wanted to say thank you for that; he's somebody whose happiness means a lot to me, and it means even more to know it was a very genuine gesture on your part.

You're good people.

Hey guys!

So I love what you've done with the place. It's a bit too quiet for a New Yorker's mind to rest, but that said it smells much nicer here.

That said which of your lovely businesses give out the most calories per meal? I'm starving and need to eat up.

Also, it occurs to me that we're playing Survivor here and I need a job. My skills range from tech to sewing, and I've been told I can make a mean curry, but I did once own my own tech conglomerate, for a short while, so I can help a bit in that department.

Oh man. This can't be good. Alternate dimensions, really? Is it the 2nd Tuesday of the month already?

Surprise trips to alternate dimensions aren't cool. I don't have any underwear, toothbrush, or deodorant. That last one you guys are absolutely going to regret, trust me. I don't even have a change of clothes, and this suit does NOT breathe.

Any way, hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, and if this is Mysterio you're going to be SORELY disappointed by the smudges I put all over that fishbowl of yours.

Where can I get a change of clothes around here?

While we're on the subject of being responsible adults who ought know how to garden (which, sorry, I don't and you don't want me trying), there's some stuff that all of us probably need to be focusing on a bit more.

While I'm trying to work out a way out of here, it's slow going so for now this place is our home. We've got to work a little harder to make this place sustainable, because you never really know what those doors will or won't uncover.

That said, for those of you who go out there scavenging, it'd be really great if you brought back any of the following:

Chickens. Like, live ones, preferably.
Goats? I guess?
Vegetables / seeds for planting
Medical supplies (penicillin, bandaging, disinfectants, etc - talk to one Stephen Strange about the particulars.)
Cleaning supplies
Hygiene supplies
Non-perishable foods, bottled water
Camping gear
Cooking gear.
Bedding

I'm going to make sure that one of the buildings in town can be used as a medical center, and another that's stocked with essentials that everyone can use as is necessary. Any help or further suggestions would be great.

PS: I'm working on digital stuff too. I know it doesn't seem as important to some but let's not live like sad people in the woods. I've got an upgrade ready for these phones, and we'll get a server going. Shared music and videos, anyone?

PPS: I added emoji capabilities. Please don't abuse them and make me turn this car around. ☕️