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Are the doors really taking people to outer space, lately? Like, seriously?! And uh...does anyone wanna check it out? Not saying I want to go floating around in space (that would probably kill me), but it would be kinda cool to see another planet.

Just saying.

So I come out of my not cute little house to take a walk and my drum set was there. Excuse me! How did this happen? Are inanimate objects going to start showing up the way people are nowadays? At first I thought maybe it was a rando gift from Mr. Stark or Alpha Parker but!!!! These are definitely my drums</i> because I carved an angry faced Em Jay on the edge of the snare with my house key and it's still there.

How did this happen? I'm so excited but SHOULD I TOUCH IT? What if it's a trap? I mean, my Spider-senses are not going off so it's probably cool and I want to play them really bad but should I leave them alone, or...? I got my drum sticks a while back and I guess they're fine but this is weird and I want to say awesome but. You know what else would be awesome? If whatever entity is keeping track of things we want, can I just have all the corn dogs next time?

So.

This is something different.

Anyone out there?

Um, hey everyone. Wassup?

I'm Miles and I got here a few days ago, right before two girls trashed the bar. Which was kinda cool and weird. I'm a friend of Peter Parker (the older one), but it's kind of a long story. Anyone, I figured it couldn't hurt to try this thing out. Also, I wanted to see if anyone might be willing to maybe hang since Peter's been busy rebuilding the bar.

Okay, sort of an announcement. Old Man Parker and I have been working on a pet project for a little while and I think it's about done. So, I'm pleased to announce Pancho's Bar will officially be opening this Friday.

We're just a few doors down from Coffee, but feel free to come by and check it out of you are so inclined. You can't miss us. We're the gaudy building with all the Christmas lights hanging from the outside and the hand-painted Pancho's sign.

...We're still working on the decor.

So, this is gonna sound like a weird question or whatever, but has anyone seen a tiny metal flying spider?

Okay, here's hoping this works.

My name is Carol Danvers. I'm still new here and working out the communications systems. From what I can tell, I don't recognize anyone from my universe (I'm guessing that's how we're referring to where we all come from?). I'm still getting a feel for this place, but in the meantime, I figure it would be good to know who everyone is and what we are all doing around here. Plus, it might be good to know if anyone else is from my part of the multi-dimensional sphere.

Alright citizens of Starklandia (name pending, uncertain I want to take credit for this place), I think it's time for an official style check in. There's definitely more people here now than when I showed up and having an official head count might be wise.

So. Hi. I'm Tony Stark. Not to be confused with the other Tony Stark. I'm a mechanic and an engineer. So basically if you have power or tech problems, I'm your guy. Or one of them.

Private to Peter Parker

You doing okay?