Severus Sighs

Title: Truly Incredible
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 900
Warnings: None. Bah!
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Lately Severus has been attracting more than his share of magical creatures.
A/N: Oh my God, I actually wrote something! Seriously, it’s been a while. Thanks to fellow mod and BFF roozetter for not giving up on me. Also, my fic is totally not going up on the last day of the fest because I just finished it. No way. That would be totally irresponsible.

( Truly Incredible )

Title: A Perfect Day for Windworms
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG (wut? pokes it)
Word Count: 1500
Warnings: Character death
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Sometimes it just isn’t enough.
A/N: The plot of this story is borrowed from Salinger and a story of a similar name. If you’re at all familiar with his work you’ll know the one. Thanks to roozetter for the beta and handholding.

( I still don’t know why Seymour Glass killed himself )

Title: It’s Been a Long Cold Lonely Winter
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: R
Word Count: Just under 5k
Warnings: None but some man smut.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story. Additional disclaimer:: This fic makes mention of a real person. No harm or insult is meant to this person in any way.
Summary: If Harry wants a romantic proposal Severus will be sure to give him one he will never forget.
A/N: (As if you couldn’t tell) I used prompt number one: Severus' lover demands a romantic gesture, so he decides on one that will ensure he is never asked to do so again. Thanks to fellow mod roozetter for betaing and hand-holding and also telling me to get moving already.

( It’s Been a Long, Cold, Lonely Winter )

Title: The Last Enemy
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2800
Warnings: None but some heavy angst.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: “And to think he had almost thrown it into the forest...”
A/N: Thank you to roozetter for beta-reading and hand holding when I couldn’t get a solid idea in my head. I literally only finished this fic a day ago (privileges of being a mod), and I’m glad I was finally able to sort the little plot. I’ll also add that one thing I did like in DH was Rowling’s use of this verse on James and Lily’s headstones. I always thought it was fitting, and thanks again to Roo for recommending it for the title.

( The Last Enemy )

Author: atypicalsnowman
Title: Unpeeled
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Snarry
Word Count: 300
Warnings: Ridiculousness
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
A/N: Written in response to Roo’s banana challenge fic.  Yeah, wrap that around your mind.  This is the kind of thing we get ourselves into.  She is the George to my Marty.

Summary: Harry can’t be won over so easily. Part two to Roo's Banana.

( “Unpeeled” )

Title: On His Knees
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: NC-17 yay!
Word Count: 500
Warnings: Angst
Summary: Perhaps this time it would be different.
A/N: Written for torino10154’s Blow Job Friday Challenge. Thanks to starduchess for the quick beta. I totally wrote this yesterday but fell asleep before it came back from beta. Also, I suck at writing PWP. Somehow some angst took over snuck in.

( “On )

Title: Unspeakable Terror
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 400
Warnings: None, sadly.
Summary: Severus comes with a warning.
A/N: Thanks to Torina for the beta! This thingie came from the prompt Severus and his lieutenants. Huzzah!

( Unspeakable Terror )

Title: Walk Softly
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry!
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200~
Warnings: Teh snark?
Summary: Don't approach Severus in a full-on snit.
A/N: Prompt: the super secret bridezilla prompt! Thanks to lovetoseverus for the beta.

( Walk Softly )

Title: Maybe He's Born With It
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry, of course
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
Warnings: Crack?
Summary: Harry's glad Severus has had time to rest for their date.
A/N: I've broken my own rule. No betas were harmed during the making of this crack, so all mistakes are my own. Thanks to veridari for the hand holding. *kisses* This is just something that distracted me in the film, and I just had to bring it up here. *smirk*


( Maybe He's Born With It )

Title: Onward
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Severus/Harry, with sweet Hedwig
Rating: PG
Word Count: 660
Warnings: Sappiness, author using fiction as therapy
Summary: Harry meets someone unexpected in the afterlife.
A/N: Written five days after the loss of my beloved cat, Sheba. Please forgive my shameless attempt at hope, but I felt much better after writing this.

( Onward )

Title: His Own Worth
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2.3k
Warnings: A bit of darkness.
Summary: What would you give for the one you loved more than life itself? Sometimes, to know something is real, one needs to see it bleed.
A/N: These characters do not belong to me. This is based on a story I heard at a cousin’s wedding when I was younger, and written with the help of whitecotton. Thank you so much for all your assistance. My prompt was number five: ‘Severus was nothing to look at, he had no charm or natural confidence to smooth his rough edges, so why was this happening?’ and number four: ‘Eenie, meenie, miney, moe ...’

( His Own Worth )

Title: Mirror, Mirror
Artist/Author: veridari, atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
Warnings: None.
Summary: Severus just can't see what Harry sees. Perhaps it doesn't matter.
A/N: Medium used was Photoshop CS4. Art originally schemed by veridari for prompt number three, Severus looked in the mirror, but he just couldn't see the image of a lover. Thanks to whitecotton for the SPaG beta.

( Mirror, Mirror )

Title: The Eye of the Beholder
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG? What the hell? *kicks it*
Word Count: 500-ish
Warnings: canon!Snape, oh noes
Summary: Neville is trying really hard to understand.
A/N: Thanks to lemondropseven for the beta. Okay, I have no idea how this happened. I really wanted to write porn for National Porn Day, and this came out. My only defense is that my WIP is getting very dark right now and apparently some fluff was needed. My apologies to torino10154. I'll try harder next time.

( Eye of the Beholder )

Title: A Kinky Menagerie
Author:atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: R
Word Count: 700-ish
Warnings: Makes mention of anal beads, nipple clamps and other kinky things. Unfortunately, they're only mentioned.
Summary: Severus returns home with a gift.
A/N: Written for whitecotton's challenge. Thanks to roozetter for the beta.

( A Kinky Menagerie )

Title: "The Top Button is the Only Thing Standing in the Way of Chaos, Potter"
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 923
Warnings: Glitter? Idiocy on part of the author?
Summary: Harry takes Severus to a gay club. You know, for fun.
A/N: Thanks to lemondropseven and lovetoseverus for the beta. This was thought of while clubbing in downtown Austin. *dusts glitter off Severus* The title is ridiculous because this ficlet is ridiculous. It should be mentioned that lovetoseverus was a good beta and tried to talk me out of it.

( The Top Button is the Only Thing Standing in the Way of Chaos, Potter )

Title: Selah
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: Another fail. Over 200
Warnings: None.
Summary: Sometimes it's good to pause and consider.
A/N: Thanks to lemondropseven for the beta. The last line in this drabble has been circulating in my thoughts for a while. Glad it could come out here.

( Selah )

Title: Professor
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Severus/Harry, Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: FAIL! 200
Warnings: Nothing. Blah.
Summary: He's known her for a very long time.
A/N: Happy anniversary to us!

( Professor )

Title: The Lost Weekend
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 150-ish
Warnings: Therapy through Severus.
Summary: Severus moves on.
A/N: Written on the occasion of the author quitting her old, hated job and leaving her old, hated apartment. Unbetaed, which is not something I'm going to be doing often. Promise. 'The Lost Weekend' is a reference to a book of the same name, and also John Lennon's year-long stint in California.

( The Lost Weekend )

Title: Coward
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snape/Draco, because WhiteCotton demanded I keep Harry away from him. It was just as well, because Severus would never do this to Harry!
Rating: R, to be safe
Word Count: 500-ish
Warnings: Darkish, mentions of past chan but no actual chan, crossdressing
Theme: Overcoming Adversity
Prompt: Always a Woman to Me
Summary: Draco is a man now, and he's not going to take it anymore.
A/N: Written in a flash before WhiteCotton wakes up. In a trade, she asked for a happy Severus and for a non-Snarry pairing. Well...he is happy, darling.

( Coward )

Title: By Faith
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Teh Snarry
Rating: Torina-safe! [PG for whoever’s doing the Prophet this week]
Word Count: 3.2k
Warnings: See rating. Nothing here but us shy violets. I suppose a long-suffering!Harry, surprisingly clueless!Severus (for a change) and perhaps too much fluff. It’s for Torina, after all.
Summary: Severus has always been a bit jealous, but this is ridiculous.
A/N: Thanks to shoebox for the ultra quick beta. Happy birthday to Torina! She asked for a possessive!Snape rescuing Harry. Not sure this is what she meant, but hey. Here you go, darling. The author means no offense to any Keiths or people who love a Keith.

( By Faith )