Unpeeled Author:atypicalsnowman Title: Unpeeled Rating: PG-13 Pairing(s): Snarry Word Count: 300 Warnings: Ridiculousness Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story. A/N: Written in response to Roo’s banana challenge fic. Yeah, wrap that around your mind. This is the kind of thing we get ourselves into. She is the George to my Marty.
Summary: Harry can’t be won over so easily. Part two to Roo's Banana.
The tink tink tink of the spoon in Harry's teacup was the only sound reverberating through the kitchen. Silence had reigned since Ron and Hermione had left, and Harry would be damned if he forgave the bastard for humiliating him like that in front of his friends without a proper apology.
Banana meowed at his feet and weaved in between his legs, even that soft sound cutting through the tension.
Harry suddenly realized that with Severus' stubbornness they could be at a stalemate for days, weeks even.
His hands clenched around the counter and he spun around to address Severus directly...
...just in time to watch Severus unpeel and deep-throat an actual banana in its entirety.
Harry gulped, his cock going from completely soft to raging in five seconds flat. A smoldering look born more out of aggression than desire burned between the two of them, Severus never dropping his gaze as he quickly chewed and swallowed the banana.
"If you think being a tease is going to get you out of this..."
"Harry," Severus said, dabbing the side of his mouth with a napkin, an act that looked far more suggestive than it should, "when have I ever been a tease about anything?"
Not bothering to argue, Harry started shedding his clothes as he made his way to the bedroom.
Blowjobs counted as an apology, he told himself. That had been why he'd made use of that damn banana in the first place.