Severus Sighs

Title: A Change of Heart
Author: suitesamba
Pairing: Severus-Neville, brief Severus/OFC
Rating: G
Word Count: 1648
Warnings: Angst, sweetness
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Neville comes to Hogwarts and teaches Severus by example.
Prompt: PROMPT 6: It is better to be feared than loved... Or so Severus tries to believe.
A/N: I am nothing without my betas. abrae and roozetter, I salute you!

( A Change of Heart )

Title: Firewhiskey Dulls Your Claws
Author: wonderluck
Pairing: Severus/Neville
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: 1900
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: A calculating Severus attends a Valentine's Day event for the unattached. Neville appears and nearly foils Severus' plans.
A/N: Based loosely on prompts 2 (Severus is embarrassed to bare it all because of a certain "condition") and 3 (A personal ad in the Daily Prophet -- Wishful hope for finding a partner only to wind up on a date with...).

( Firewhiskey Dulls Your Claws )

Title: The Twisted Thread of Fate
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy; Severus Snape/Nymphadora Tonks; Severus Snape/Regulus Black; Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Word Count: 4.148
Warnings: Violence
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus has plans, and he hasn't survived Voldemort—twice!—just to miss out on his inheritance. Too bad he has to go through so much...
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady who goes above and beyond to polish my words. This was written for prompt number </b>7.</b> Severus hates pets, small children, and nosy relatives. Too bad he'd got to navigate all of them before he can claim his magical inheritance after the war. There's also that pesky proposal he has to make on St. Valentine's Day that's ruining his life right now.

( The Twisted Thread of Fate )

Title: Severus and the Incredibly Helpful House-Elf
Author: gingertart50
Pairing: Severus and a house-elf (plus, most probably, his own right hand)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5000
Warnings: See pairing?
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Headmaster Snape discovers the power of house-elf magic the hard way.
A/N: Beta-ed by the incomparable lovetoseverus.
#alltheprompts. Yes, Roo and Snow are evil enablers. You tried to make it impossible this year, didn't you? Mwahaha! Well, see how well that worked out!

( Severus and the Incredibly Helpful House Elf )

Title: It's All Part of a Plan
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Filius Flitwick; Severus Snape/Rubeus Hagrid; Severus Snape/Peeves the Poltergeist; Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1,659
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Headmaster Snape is bemused by the strange behaviour of his fellow Hogwarts' residents.
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady. She always makes me a better storyteller. This was written for prompt number nine: 9. “Why don’t people like me?” with the emphasis on people. Severus is pursued by all manner of magical creature and rarely humans... Firenze, Hagrid, Griphook, Dobby, the Giant Squid, Zombies Inferi, Veelas, Vampires, Werewolves or any assortment of magical beings. Go crazy, homes! Severus can take it! #likeaboss

( It's All Part of a Plan )

Title: The Seer’s Touch
Author: suitesamba
Pairing: Severus/OMC, Severus/Sybil Trelawney
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: 2302
Warnings: Dubious consent
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus would like to get to know the new healer better, so he fakes an illness to end up in the hospital wing. But a true flu epidemic hits and he gets a new (and unexpected) caretaker. Dying would have been easier.
Prompt: PROMPT 4. Dying should have been so easy, but love was making it hard. -- Oh, the #angst #beautifulangst ... Unless, of course, Severus needs someone to die so he and his chosen can be together. ;)
A/N: I am nothing without my betas. abrae and roozetter, I salute you!

( The Seer’s Touch )

Title: Committed
Author: suitesamba
Pairing: Severus/Arthur Weasley
Rating: PG
Word Count: 535
Warnings: Adultery
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus wants to marry Arthur. Arthur wants the best of both worlds.
Prompt: PROMPT 8. Some variation of: Severus’ intended rejects his marriage proposal ... On the fourteenth day of hols, my Valentine broke my heart ... Goodbye, my lover.
A/N: I am nothing without my betas. abrae and roozetter. This pairing and plot bunny were given to me by Roo and I wrote it, because I’m her bitch. But isn’t everyone?

( Committed )

All,

OK, so, this afternoon florida_minxie CAPSLOCK told me to make the stick figures. I think she hoped thought that maybe I wouldn’t do it, or that maybe I would have some heretofold unknown thing called TALENT and she would be like, “Why, yes, I am the one that convinced Roo she can make art” and be all #smugmofo

Alas, I have no hidden talent. None. Zilch #nada

Ergo: The following is ALL HER FAULT!

( First I drew Super!George )

Then I was like, “You know what, Roo?”

“What?” I politely questioned myself.

“I think Minxie will appreciate some Lucius with her Severus. She does so adore the blond aristocat.”

“Why, Roo! What a #GENIUS idea! Also, your hair looks amazing today.” <333

( Poor, confused Draco )

So, yes. *cough* This happened. MAD SKILLZ: I HAVE THEM

QUICK AND DIRTY, PEOPLE! No matter what you write or draw, no one will ever think you are anything but more awesome than me!

Let’s get ready to #Halloweenishness this up!!

Title: Dinner Plan, Fail...Or, Do Remember To Feed Your Pet Dragon...
Author: Sealcat
Pairing: Severus himself, background Snarry. Oh, and a hungry baby dragon.
Rating: G
Medium Ballpoint pens on paper.
Warnings: Err.... Food Angst? Actually I don't think it has any angst at all.....*Hiding*
Disclaimer: This is a work of Fanart. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this fanart.
Summary: Severus has a perfect dinner plan for two tonight, too bad that he forgot to feed their pet dragon...
A/N: Sort of inspired (part of) by this fanart and extra, just for fun~ Severus: "Get that steak back! You already ate the other one!" *Hoping to save one last steak* Blue baby dragon: "Nomnomnomnomnomnom~~~~~~" *Noming angus beef steak*

( Dinner Plan, Fail... )

Title: Used to the Cold
Author: deirdre_aithne
Pairing: Severus/unnamed male
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,133
Warnings: ambiguous loss
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus copes with loss in the only way that he knows how.
A/N: The title was shamelessly stolen from the song Over You by Miranda Lambert.

( Used to the Cold )

Title: An Ace in the Hole
Author: torino10154
Pairing: Severus/Bellatrix
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: ~565
Warnings: Oral sex of a somewhat non-consensual nature, infidelity in that Bella is married but since she's already the Dark Lord's plaything, it's hardly worth noting. :P
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus finally gets his revenge.
A/N: Written for and beta'd by roozetter who coerced me into writing this. <3 (dub-con #womance FTW! ♥ xoxo, Roo)

( An Ace in the Hole )

Title: Awakenings
Author: suitesamba
Pairing: Severus/Kingsley
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 798
Warnings: reference to canon death
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Everything would be all right, if only Severus would just wake up.
A/N: Written for the 2012 severus_sighs angst!fest.

( Awakenings )

Title: The Eternal Return
Author: lemondropseven
Pairing: Severus/reader's choice
Rating: G
Word Count: 275
Warnings: None
Summary: He had to find a way to be with Severus. Death be damned.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter world belongs to JKR.
A/N: The tattoo (that I drew on myself with pen and ink - it's not permanent) is an Ouroboros, an ancient symbol of the cycle of life, death, rebirth, and immortality, much like a phoenix. Also, I do not know anything about reincarnation, other than what I quickly researched, so please don't hurt me if I got something wrong. I'm harmless and mean no offense. :)
A/N 2: This was not my original idea for the Revival Fest, but that fic is going to be long, so I'm still working on it.

( The Eternal Return )

Title: This Is How It Actually Happened
Author: accioslash
Pairing: Non-explicit Severus-polyjuiced-as-Ginny/Harry, Implied Severus-polyjuiced-as-Ginny/OCs
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: +/- 1,300
Warnings: (highlight for spoilers) *Murder, character death, pregnancy, miscarriage, stillbirth, emotional abuse, and not an inconsiderable amount of crack.*
Summary: Severus never meant for it to happen....
A/N: Don't even ask where this idea came from.

( This Is How It Actually Happened )

Title: Seduction to Cake
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/all of us (gen, really)
Rating: G, sadly, although your mind is free to take it anywhere after this ;)
Word Count: 300
Warnings: none
Summary: Severus suspected a plot. He wasn't disappointed.
A/N: Lovely, quick beta by Selkie. I, of course, own nothing. Not even the Lounge. Written for Severus *sighs* Third Anniversary Challenge, Prompt: Seducing the Enemy.


( Seduction to Cake )

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Title: Secrets of the Heart
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus, Voldemort, Severus/Dumbledore
Rating: R
Word Count: 452
Warnings: blood, character death
Summary: Severus thought he would be granted immense powers, but instead he has been found out as a spy.
A/N: Beta by shoebox, thank you! Written for Severus *sighs* Third Anniversary Challenge, Prompts: "Touch me everywhere but ..." and 1001 Ways to Fake Your Own Death.

( Secrets of the Heart )

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Title: An Entertaining Interlude?
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Severus/OMC. Just wait and read for it.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 596
Warnings: Implied infidelity
Summary: Sometimes to gleam the necessary information, one must seduce their enemy.
A/N: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Written for the prompt, “Seducing the enemy.” Much love to faeryqueen07 for the beta work :) And totally dedicated to my darling lemondropseven, because she is my sister in angst. *loves*

( ”An )

Title: Data Gets an Upgrade (or What Started Out as Snata and Turned into Severus-centric Feeeelingsss)
Author: faeryqueen07
Rating: G
Pairing(s):Data/Severus (background Ginny/Harry)
Word Count: 2,100
Warnings: Fluff, not-quite-angst
Disclaimer: The world and characters of Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling, her publishers and, to an extent, Warner Brothers. I have made no money from this and no copyright infringement is intended.
A/N: So I actually wrote this back in, like, April and I meant to have it beta’d, but yeah. That didn’t work out. So, I have re-read this, but there may still be errors. To that end, if you email me offline, I will make the changes. This is for the group, but most specifically, torina_archelda. :D This sort of falls in with the other Snata I’ve written. I’m still horrified that I’m writing Snata willingly. Torina broke me, clearly.

Summary/Snippet: [Data] had somehow managed to download a virus on his system, though Severus had no idea how he had managed that. His programming shouldn’t have allowed it, and the upgrades they had scheduled were supposed to be secure. Normally Data was fine afterward, looking well-rested and happy. Not today, though. Today he looked worn out, his limbs moving jerkily, as though he lacked coordination.

( Data Gets an Upgrade )

Title: Birthday Surprises
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Fred/George
Rating: R
Word Count: 200
Warnings: twincest, threesome, rope bondage
Summary: Severus receives a mysterious package. It must be an April Fool's joke.


( Birthday Surprises )

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Title: A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Author: BertaS
Pairing: Severus / Data
Rating: PG maybe
Word Count: 700-ish
Warnings: None
Summary: Severus is looking for something or someone to cure his boredom.
A/N: It has been mentioned on the group several times and I felt the need to prove that Fae is not the only one who can satisfy Torina.
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize is not mine, and in fact, I probably stole it.

( Snata )