It All Happened on a Valentine's Day by demarafis
Rating: PG; the naughty words have been bleeped out
Word Count: 2,000
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Post-war. McGonagall is Headmistress. Snape survived and went back to being head of Slytherin and Potions professor. He also mellowed out a teeny tiny bit. The actual story is based on this prompt: "Because nothing says 'Happy Valentine's Day' better than Minerva 'pussy-cat' McGonagall trying to set you up with every unattached member of staff, including non-humans and ghosts, in a crisis of guilty conscience and self-recrimination. (Or she's just drunk.)"
A/N: sighing_selkie is the beta and she's wunderbar.
( It All Happened on a Valentine's Day )