Severus Sighs

Title: The Twisted Thread of Fate
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy; Severus Snape/Nymphadora Tonks; Severus Snape/Regulus Black; Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Word Count: 4.148
Warnings: Violence
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus has plans, and he hasn't survived Voldemort—twice!—just to miss out on his inheritance. Too bad he has to go through so much...
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady who goes above and beyond to polish my words. This was written for prompt number </b>7.</b> Severus hates pets, small children, and nosy relatives. Too bad he'd got to navigate all of them before he can claim his magical inheritance after the war. There's also that pesky proposal he has to make on St. Valentine's Day that's ruining his life right now.

( The Twisted Thread of Fate )

Title: A Twist of Lemon
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,311
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: It all has to do with fairy tales, machinations and manipulations, the long game and the havoc a poltergeist can wreak on the best-laid of plans.
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady. She always makes me a better storyteller, and she did it again. This was written for prompt number two: 2. Severus is embarrassed to bare it all because of a certain "condition" – Maybe Severus is a hermaphrodite. Or has a third nipple or man boobs. Or a terrible skin condition. Or he's REALLY hung. #centaurSeverusFTW

( A Twist of Lemon )

Title: It's All Part of a Plan
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Filius Flitwick; Severus Snape/Rubeus Hagrid; Severus Snape/Peeves the Poltergeist; Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1,659
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Headmaster Snape is bemused by the strange behaviour of his fellow Hogwarts' residents.
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady. She always makes me a better storyteller. This was written for prompt number nine: 9. “Why don’t people like me?” with the emphasis on people. Severus is pursued by all manner of magical creature and rarely humans... Firenze, Hagrid, Griphook, Dobby, the Giant Squid, Zombies Inferi, Veelas, Vampires, Werewolves or any assortment of magical beings. Go crazy, homes! Severus can take it! #likeaboss

( It's All Part of a Plan )

Title: Turning Away
Author: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; Severus Snape & Teddy Lupin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,439
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: After the war, after coming into an unexpected inheritance, Severus finds out he hadn't been loved for himself. Luckily, there's a chance to change that.
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady. She always makes me a better storyteller, and she did it three times this AVD. This was also written for prompt number two: 2. Severus is embarrassed to bare it all because of a certain "condition" – Maybe Severus is a hermaphrodite. Or has a third nipple or man boobs. Or a terrible skin condition. Or he's REALLY hung. #centaurSeverusFTW. And there's a bit of prompt number five in here, even if it's unwritten: 5. Severus took a deep breath and closed his eyes, his heart breaking. ♥

( Turning Away  )

Happy Birthday to our dear Severus! May he have a splendid day with many more wonderful years of shagging to come. ;)

Title: Morning Wish
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Warnings: male sex, nothing explicit
Summary: Severus just has one true wish for his birthday.


( Morning Wish )

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Title:

The Night of the Giving Dead

Author: bonfoi
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Severus ; Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: A Halloween movie night is filled with laughs, scowls, and a few howls.
Challenge: severus_sighs’s
Word Count: 1,319
Genre: Alternate Universe; Post Second Voldemort War; Romance; Humour
Warnings: Slash; Undead
A/N: For the folks of Severus_Sighs and the laughter Roozeteer often inspires within me. Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady for the kind, and speedy, look-see.
Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter, its characters and settings are the copyrighted works of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., her publishing companies and affiliates. No profit was made from the writing of this story nor was any malice intended in any way, shape or form to the author or the actors/actresses who so brilliantly have brought them to life. This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.

( Who knew the popped kernels could fly like that? )

Title: Eye of the Beholder
Author: suitesamba
Pairing: Severus/Remus, Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny
Rating: R+
Word Count: +/- 1500
Warnings: Partner Betrayal
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Happiness is in the eye of the beholder. Severus Snape wants to wipe that happy smile off of Harry Potter’s face.
A/N: Written for the 2012 severus_sighs #angst!fest. Angst level increased after a pre-read by roozetter (a.k.a. angst whore) (dude, say it in hashtag or don't say it at all! #angstwhore :P)

( Eye of the Beholder )

Title: Wait for Me
Author: knowmefirst
Pairing: Severus/Remus (hinted)
Rating: G
Word Count: N/A
Warnings: main character death, angst.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this art.
Summary: Remus visits Severus, but not everything is reality.
A/N: I was going to write for this fest, however, time ran out and I didn't want to ask for another extension. So, here is another piece I made for this and if later on I finish the fic. I'll post it :D

( Wait For Me )

Come and join in the fun! Despite the name threesomes and moresomes are more than welcome! The rules are linked in the sign up posts below, please read them prior to signing up as they have changed since last year. If you need help with developing prompts lore and I will be in chat for several more hours tonight and I'll be in chat most of the day tomorrow. Sign ups originally were going to end the 15th, but lore is considering extending the deadline until the 16th. Either way the deadline is looming so hurry over! :D

http://lupin-snape.livejournal.com/1989005.html?view=comments
http://asylums.insanejournal.com/lupin_snape/830697.html

Has this idea been done before? you bet your sweet ass it has! BUT IT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BY THE SIGHERS, WHO WILL ROCK THIS IDEA LIKE A PERVERTED ROCKING HORSE.




Title: Perverted Rocking Horse
Author: mrscake
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: M+
Word Count: 1700
Warnings: um, toys, lots of hot sex
Summary: Remus brings home a Rocking Horse
A/N: I know this is not actually a prompt, but well, I have a bad bad brain that shouldn’t be allowed out often.



( Perverted Rocking Horse )

itle: So We Begin Again
Author: Midlagedfangirl
Rating: Mature/Adult Content
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Challenge: HPPS


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Title: Sisters and Brothers
Author: Mrs Cake
Rating: PG
Pairing: Lupin/Snape Snape & McGonagall family
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I claim no rights to the characters, just the situations in which I'm placing them.
Summary: Severus and Minerva have a conversation before the battle about father figures and family. What will happen after the battle

It came from this prompt: McGonagall telling Severus not to let his guard down, that this battle could very well be his last.


( Sisters and Brothers )

Title: Birthday Reunion
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Warnings: fluff
Summary: Severus gives Remus a much-needed birthday reunion.
A/N: Written for Remus' birthday. :)

( Birthday Reunion )

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Title: Dinner for Two
Author/Arist: miss_e
Pairing: Severus/Lucius, Severus/Remus
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,366
Warnings: mmm… Nope.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: It was the perfect evening. Then the moron turned up.
A/N: With thanks to Neymay for a nice and quick beta.

( Dinner For Two )

Title: The Third Billy Goat
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: PG13
Word Count:~ 3,900
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus gets to choose—or be chosen—under the watchful eyes of the Malfoys. Oh, happy day.
A/N: Walking the fine-line between soppy romance and smutty goodness for the severus_sighs Anti-Valentine’s Day Mini-Fest 2012. Many, many thanks to brilliant sighing_selkie for being both sounding board and beta. The title also comes from her suggestion. Think the fairy tale of The Three Billy Goats Gruff. Any remaining mistakes are mine.

( Snip, snap, snout. This tale's told out. )

Title: A Killer's Kiss
Author/Arist: knowmefirst
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Main character death, fluff (if you squint)
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary:
A/N: This art was made for the prompt ( 3. Every time Severus kisses someone, they end up dead.) and when I saw it, I just couldn't resist and try. Credit for the tittle goes to my daughter :D

( A Killer's Kiss )

Title: A Symbol of My Undying Affection!
Author/Arist: miss_e
Pairing: Severus/Remus, with mentions of Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Draco/Harry and Salazar/Godric
Rating: PG
Word Count: 665
Warnings: Try not to drink while reading.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: It was a work of art, utter genius, even.
A/N: With thanks to Neymat for a quick beta.

( A Symbol of My undying Affection )

Title: Matrimonial Mayhem
Author: bonfoi
Rating: R (although nothing is obvious)
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Summary: Slytherins should be married on the sly, in a runaway manner, lest they irritate the world around them. Or at least that’s what Harry Potter said.
Challenge: severus_sighs’ Third Anniversary Celebration, including the actual date: 2 October 2011
Word Count: 1,894
Genre: EWE; Romance; Humor
Warnings: none
A/N: Many thanks to Sighing Selkie for the beta, the kind words, and the speedy return. Secret Prompt: Severus Snape, Bridezilla

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( Scheming and planning can only get you so far if your minions hate you. )

Title: Words Left Unsaid
Author: bonfoi
Rating: G
Pairing: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter
Summary: Harry’s waited a long time to see Snape in his frame.
Challenge: severus_sighs’ Third Anniversary Celebration, including the actual date: 2 October 2011
Word Count: 1,066
Genre: Alternate Universe; Romance
Warnings: Canon Deaths
A/N: Beta by Sighing Selkie with many thanks for the straightforward advice and the speed of her work. Prompt: Things Harry did not say to Severus' portrait [yet]

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( Waiting patiently was never Harry Potter's strong suit. )

Title: Snape’s Second Adventure
Author: bonfoi
Rating: R (to be on the safe side)
Pairing: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Summary: Faking his death was only the beginning of Severus Snape’s adventures.
Challenge: severus_sighs’ Third Anniversary Celebration, including the actual date: 2 October 2011
Word Count: 1,704
Genre: EWE; Adventure; Mystery; Romance
Warnings: Swearing; Giddy-with-Escape!Snape; Original Character
A/N: Looked over by the lovely and talented Sighing Selkie and complimented for not making her work. Man, I am so lucky to have met Sighing Selkie. Thank you, severus_sighs! Prompt: 1001 Ways To Fake Your Own Death

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( Who would have thought Severus Snape had whimsy in his soul? Why, Remus Lupin, that’s who! )