Title: Stupid Cupid
Author: roozetterPairing: Severus/Harry. Mentioned in passing: Charlie/Verity, Oliver/Cho, Draco/Astoria, Ron/Hermione, Luna/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,333
Warnings: Some violence and language, blatant disregard for the rules. Established relationship.
Summary: After putting Cupid out of commission, Severus and Harry are charged with completing his last two assignments. It’s only
two assignments, what could go wrong? … Cupid should have remembered he was dealing with two prickly men in a fairly new relationship, both of whom hate authority and holidays in general.
A/N: Much love to
onkoona for her idea-checking and Brit picking. Heartfelt thanks to the usual suspects for acting as proofers - dracosoftie and
awrence. In fact, this is dedicated to
awrence because she wanted something HAPPY since I forgot to include my warning when I sent her my other fic and made her emotional. Written for the Anti-Valentine’s Day mini-fest for
severus_sighs using the prompt:
“Love philtres, chocolates, perfume ... Yes, for a potion master, there are many ways to exact revenge on Valentine's Day.” ( Stupid Cupid )