Severus Sighs

All,

OK, so, this afternoon florida_minxie CAPSLOCK told me to make the stick figures. I think she hoped thought that maybe I wouldn’t do it, or that maybe I would have some heretofold unknown thing called TALENT and she would be like, “Why, yes, I am the one that convinced Roo she can make art” and be all #smugmofo

Alas, I have no hidden talent. None. Zilch #nada

Ergo: The following is ALL HER FAULT!

( First I drew Super!George )

Then I was like, “You know what, Roo?”

“What?” I politely questioned myself.

“I think Minxie will appreciate some Lucius with her Severus. She does so adore the blond aristocat.”

“Why, Roo! What a #GENIUS idea! Also, your hair looks amazing today.” <333

( Poor, confused Draco )

So, yes. *cough* This happened. MAD SKILLZ: I HAVE THEM

QUICK AND DIRTY, PEOPLE! No matter what you write or draw, no one will ever think you are anything but more awesome than me!

Let’s get ready to #Halloweenishness this up!!

Title: What Everyone Knows
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Severus/Sirius, Harry
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: +/- 2300
Warnings: Misuse of Occlumency lessons, character death
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: In sixth year, Severus is asked to resume Occlumency lessons with Harry. He uses this as a way to exonerate his own personal demons regarding the death of one Sirius Black.
A/N: Written for the 2012 severus_sighs #angst!fest. Proofed by atypicalsnowman and suitesamba Thank you, bb’s! xoxo

( What Everyone Knows )

Title: Final Battle Day
Author: roozetter
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Severus/Harry
Word Count: 6,070
Warnings: War, angst, repetition.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
A/N: Written for the Reviving Severus fest for severus_sighs. Also, the title comes from the fact that I shamelessly ripped the idea of reliving the day over and over again from the movie Groundhog Day. Only Severus is less entertaining than Bill Murray. Ed snow: Yes, but Severus is far sexier (unless you count that scene in Ghostbusters when Bill is trying to reason with Zuul, which I don't). Many thanks to atypicalsnowman and faeryqueen for the beta! xoxo
Summary/Snippet: Severus vividly remembers having his throat ripped out by Nagini. This memory becomes frequently less pleasant the more he has to relive it.

( Final Battle Day )

Author: roozetter
Title: Banana
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Harry/Severus, Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 397
Warnings: Innuendo
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
A/N: Somehow an argument in YM spiraled out of control, and the next thing you know a Banana Challenge is born. I love the sighers! Haha! Dedicated to atypicalsnowman because she is my motivation and I am her destiny density <3


( “Banana” )

Title: To Plan A Wedding
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Severus/Harry, Astoria/Draco Malfoy, Pansy/Theodore Nott
Rating: PG
Word Count:1,555
Warnings: Severus
Summary: Never try to out Slytherin the Head of Slytherin.
A/N: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. Written using the prompt, “Bridezilla,” because I laughed myself sick when severa_snape recommended it. *grin* No copyright infringement is intended. Much love to faeryqueen07 for the beta work :) Posting a my drabbles today because I work all day today and tomorrow and don't want to forget to post them at all :)

( ”To )

Title: An Entertaining Interlude?
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Severus/OMC. Just wait and read for it.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 596
Warnings: Implied infidelity
Summary: Sometimes to gleam the necessary information, one must seduce their enemy.
A/N: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Written for the prompt, “Seducing the enemy.” Much love to faeryqueen07 for the beta work :) And totally dedicated to my darling lemondropseven, because she is my sister in angst. *loves*

( ”An )

Title: Severus’ Lieutenants
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,628
Warnings: Violence. *grin*
Summary: Severus builds an army...of lieutenant children. He's pretty sure this isn't what people had in mind when they put him charge of children so soon after his honeymoon.
A/N: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Written for the prompt, “Severus’ Lieutenants.” Much love to faeryqueen07 for the beta work :)

( ”Severus’ )

Title: Stupid Cupid
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Severus/Harry. Mentioned in passing: Charlie/Verity, Oliver/Cho, Draco/Astoria, Ron/Hermione, Luna/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,333
Warnings: Some violence and language, blatant disregard for the rules. Established relationship.
Summary: After putting Cupid out of commission, Severus and Harry are charged with completing his last two assignments. It’s only two assignments, what could go wrong? … Cupid should have remembered he was dealing with two prickly men in a fairly new relationship, both of whom hate authority and holidays in general.
A/N: Much love to onkoona for her idea-checking and Brit picking. Heartfelt thanks to the usual suspects for acting as proofers - dracosoftie and awrence. In fact, this is dedicated to awrence because she wanted something HAPPY since I forgot to include my warning when I sent her my other fic and made her emotional. Written for the Anti-Valentine’s Day mini-fest for severus_sighs using the prompt: “Love philtres, chocolates, perfume ... Yes, for a potion master, there are many ways to exact revenge on Valentine's Day.”

( Stupid Cupid )

Title: Drift Away
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Severus/Harry, brief implication of Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG.
Word Count: 843
Warnings: Character death
Summary: When you have lost everything, it is hard to fight the urge to simply drift away.
A/N: Written for the Anti-Valentine’s Day mini-fest for severus_sighs using the prompt: Severus looked in the mirror, but just couldn’t see the image of a lover. Much love to dracosoftie and awrence for the proofreading and idea checking.

( Drift Away )

Title: I Gave, Now I’m Wanting
Author: roozetter
Word Count: 1,354
Rating: R
Warnings: Umm… Chinese Water Torture. *scratches head* Yeah, I don’t know how that happened either.
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author’s Note: Written for severus_sighs Kink!Night challenge. As always, love to my ol bff’s for their services as proofers - faeryqueen, dracosoftie. I ♥ you guys. Hard. Core.
Summary: Can you cry, just a little, for me?

( I Gave, Now I’m Wanting )

Author: roozetter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 864
Warnings: Nothing, really.
Pairing: Harry/Severus – no slash
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Circumstances have simply sucked Severus dry.
Author Note Written for atypicalsnowman's DH Challenge. Um... it's the first thing I have written in months, but my ol bff's assure me it makes sense. I am trusting their judgement. How's that for a ringing endorsement? *grin*

( ”Preparing )

Author: roozetter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 237
Warnings: faeryqueen is evil. That is all. *grin*
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Relationships were give and take, fights and compromises, protection given and received.

( ”Worth" )

Author: roozetter
Rating: G
Word Count: 170
Warnings: None
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: There are things in this world that are hard to admit. Written for atypicalsnowman who wanted a “happy” Drabble.

( ”Wounded" )

Author: roozetter
Rating: G
Word Count: 170
Warnings: None
Pairing: Severus/?
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Author's Note: Written for severa_snape who gave me the prompt. *snicker* Regret it yet?

( ”Wanton" )

Author: roozetter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 344
Warnings: Erm, character death, I guess. Canon compliant
Pairing: Severus/Lily
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Sometimes relationships are all about feeling.

( ”Warmth" )

Title: A Potion For That
Author:
Word Count: 869
Rating: PG
Warnings: Erm, none.
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Written around 1am in response to atypicalsnowman’s drabble prompt to, “No, there is not a potion for that.” It’s short and fluffy.

( A Potion For That )

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Title: Shrekody, a Snarry Tale
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 22,319
Warnings: Highlight to view: bestiality, bondage and role playing
Theme: Quest
Prompt: Bump in the night
Summary: Harry has vanished and Lord Farquaad is out of control. The only person who knows where Harry is isn’t telling. Therefore, it is up to Snape, as always, to fetch the brat, muzzle the wolf, deal with Gryffindors, and save the day with limited recognition for his work. Woe.

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Shrek is owned by Dreamworks and Disney, depending on whatever the state of their divorce settlement was, and I don’t own them either. Nor do I own any of the movies I ruthlessly warped to fit my story. I make no money or friends for my effort here. I sincerely apologize for writing this, in fact.

Authors Note: Inappropriate amounts of love go to dracosoftie for her Overall Superior Awesomeness, and faeryqueen07 for staying up till one in the morning and coding half the damn story in HTML for me. I adore you beyond words. A shout out to etbhsb even though she vanished off the face of the earth (tear), and to my Bizan lovelies: Branny, Carrie (Luna4917), and Jess (hdpryncessflyffy) for rallying with Shrek quotes and not mocking me when told what I was writing.

Shrekody, a Snarry Tale

Author: roozetter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,387
Warnings: Herbologists would frown upon the use of daisies, sexual innuendo, swearing.
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Written during my "porn drought." *sobs* Don’t ask. Hence only innuendo, not full-on slash. For the Drabble Challenge on Severus *sighs* using the prompts, “love and courtship,” and “bump in the night.”
Summary: Harry goes from a pleasant dream to a bewildering reality and gets asked for a date along the way.

( Dollop Of Daisy )

Title: Bunny Love
Author: roozetter
Word Count: 706
Rating: G
Warnings: Heavily influenced by a message posted by atypicalsnowman. Consider that warning enough, lol.
Pairing: Snarry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry wants Severus to hold his hand in public. Maybe. Possibly. A birthday drabble for the darlingest darling ever, Torina. Happy birthday (-ish), sweetie!

( Bunny Love )

Title: Hold Me In The Darkness
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG-13? R? There’s…a few swear words.
Word Count: 2,023
Warnings: Swearing, illness, hurt/comfort
Summary: Genetics suck. Sometimes, they over-rule the best laid plans and change one’s reality.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
A/N: Much love to B, H, and F for the super-quick beta! I would be less sane of a person without you. Which… is an oddly frightening thought. Hmm.

( Hold Me In The Darkness )