Severus Sighs

Title: Changing Time Challenge
Author: BertaS
Date: 5/29/14
Pairing: Any you want
Rating: Any
Word Count: Any length
Warnings: None Yet
Summary: Challenge issued to all. Please continue from where I left off.
A/N: I can't seem to get any further with this. I have to many times Harry could go to: 1. Fourth year in the potions store room just as Snape asks if he knows what potion he is holding; 2. Second year just as he removes the basilisk fang from Riddle's book; 3. Fifth year during Occlumency lessons. And so many more.

( Challenge )

Title: Sev's Challenge
Author: BertaS
Date: 1/26/2014
Pairing: Severus and ?
Rating: G
Word Count: 175
Warnings: None - Meta
Challenge: I, and Severus, challenge you to write something that will make Severus growl, swear, smirk or laugh. Preferably something that will earn, or retain, you a seat on the naughty sofa.
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize I most likely stole so I could play with them.


Sev's Challenge

Severus looked around his lab his eyes narrowing. He frowned as he realized that there was no noise coming from the door to the Lounge. Sighing and knowing he was going to regret it, he opened the door and walked toward the naughty sofa. He noticed that there were very few women in the room and most of them were hiding in the shadows.

Raising one eyebrow at the cat on said naughty sofa before speaking to the woman seated on the hearth rug, "Where the hell is every one. I haven't been disturbed by anyone, other than This Old Cat, in months."

The woman shrugged, "I know. We didn’t even celebrate your birthday. Should I issue a challenge, to write something that will make you growl, swear, smirk or maybe laugh? Preferably something that will earn, or retain, the author a seat on the naughty sofa?"

Severus glanced around where some of the shadowy figures were becoming more distinct. "Indeed. I am beginning to get bored."


Okay everyone, write Severus a story. BertaS

Title: Twelve Inch Rock Hard Cock
Author: BertaS
Date: 9/12/13
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Stupidity
Summary: Sometimes the things we say don’t come out like we intend.
A/N: Anything you recognize I most likely stole. This was inspired by snow's comments about our most recent spammer. I challenge you all to write a story using the words "twelve inch rock hard cock"

( ”clicky” )

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Title: Teeny Nagini: The Epilogue
Artist: veridari
Pairing: Severus/Harry, Nagini, Neville
Rating: G
Warnings: none...HA! You were worried about the little reptile, weren't you! Admit it!
Summary: A deal is a deal...
A/N: I do believe that in the Challenge post, the mods said (quote), "I want veridari with her “there must be a happy ending, OMG!” art. And because I am a people pleaser, I present you the following...
Disclaimer: Not my characters. I just play nicer with them. And happy endings are my idiom. So say the mods. *g*

( Teeny Nagini: The Epilogue )

Title: Severus saved by ... Harry.
Artist: phoenixcharm180
Rating: G
Warnings:* none*
Disclaimer: Don’t own or claim rights to Harry Potter
Summary: "Saved by" series, part 6
A/N:Written for the “Reviving Severus *sighs*” fest for severus_sighs

( Severus saved by ... Harry.  )

Title: The Last Enemy
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2800
Warnings: None but some heavy angst.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: “And to think he had almost thrown it into the forest...”
A/N: Thank you to roozetter for beta-reading and hand holding when I couldn’t get a solid idea in my head. I literally only finished this fic a day ago (privileges of being a mod), and I’m glad I was finally able to sort the little plot. I’ll also add that one thing I did like in DH was Rowling’s use of this verse on James and Lily’s headstones. I always thought it was fitting, and thanks again to Roo for recommending it for the title.

( The Last Enemy )

Title: When Bonds Break
Author: sighing_selkie
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): None - introspection
Word Count: ~2,600
Warnings: Mentions of torture, lengthy and disjointed monologue, compulsive use of italics
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus lies stiffening on the floor of the Shrieking Shack, thinking...
A/N: My very first fanfic! *Is proud* Beta’d by the lovely demarafis, Ataraxia and Crescent. Thank you ladies!



( When Bonds Break )

Title: Final Battle Day
Author: roozetter
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Severus/Harry
Word Count: 6,070
Warnings: War, angst, repetition.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
A/N: Written for the Reviving Severus fest for severus_sighs. Also, the title comes from the fact that I shamelessly ripped the idea of reliving the day over and over again from the movie Groundhog Day. Only Severus is less entertaining than Bill Murray. Ed snow: Yes, but Severus is far sexier (unless you count that scene in Ghostbusters when Bill is trying to reason with Zuul, which I don't). Many thanks to atypicalsnowman and faeryqueen for the beta! xoxo
Summary/Snippet: Severus vividly remembers having his throat ripped out by Nagini. This memory becomes frequently less pleasant the more he has to relive it.

( Final Battle Day )

Title: Revival Gone Wrong
Author: starduchess
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): past Severus/Lily
Word Count: 1074
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
A/N: This is total crack!fic people. Enjoy! Thanks to sighing_selkie for the quick beta job. Hugs to you, dear!
Summary: A revival attempts to save Severus' soul, except things go wrong when he doesn’t want to be saved.

( Revival Gone Wrong )

Title: in medias res
Author: abrae
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,699
Warnings: None
Summary: Potter was in the corridor with Minerva that night – and Snape knew it.
A/N: Canon quotes from DH, GoF, and OotP. No Deathly Hallows were harmed in the making of this story, because I got rid of them altogether. Many heartfelt thanks to suitesamba for her fine-toothed beta, and to gingertart50 for her generous Brit-pick. Harry Potter, Severus Snape, and the Wizarding world at large belong to JKR, et.al.; I just brought them out to live a little. Literally.

( in medias res )

Author: kayakaari
Title: Snakes & Ladders: When Minions Scheme
Rating: G
Pairing(s): None!
Word Count: ~2500
Warnings: Character death but not *that* one
Summary/Snippet: Killing Albus catapulted Snape up the ladder to being Voldemort’s right hand man- ahead of other loyal followers. But the Dark Lord’s favourite is a tenuous position and for every ladder up, there’s snake to bring you down. This is what happens when minions scheme.
A/N: Thank you to sighing_selkie for being my last minute beta and doing such a quick job! You’re a procrastinator’s dream!  I chose to make some of her suggestions but not all so yeah, those remaining zingers are all mine. She also helped me come up with the name! Yay! This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.


( Snakes & Ladders: When Minions scheme )

Title: Severus saved by ... Hermione.
Artist: phoenixcharm180
Rating: G
Warnings:* none*
Summary: "Saved by" series, part 1
A/N:Written for the “Reviving Severus *sighs*” fest for severus_sighs
Disclaimer: Don’t own or claim rights to Harry Potter.

( Severus saved by ... Hermione. )

Title: How National Geographic Saved Severus Snape
Author: suitesamba
Rating: R (for language and insinuation)
Warnings: Violent decapitation of a snake, mild Lord of the Flies behavior in Neville Longbottom, one or two “F” bombs, chan (Harry bestows his first kiss on Severus at 17).
Word count: 1802
Summary: Severus always thought the snake would be his downfall so, knowing the killing habits of giant venomous serpents, put certain protections in place. Harry, ever the hero, arrives at just the right time to perform a vital service.
A/N: My first beta (who may or may not be one of the moderators of this site) did not understand my reference to National Geographic magazine. She obviously grew up in the age of the internet when children did not have to resort to the photo spreads in this stellar magazine for pictures of naked people. I had someone of a more advanced age (49) read it and she immediately got it. I then polled the guys in my office and only two (aged 25 and 30) did not understand why one would titter over a NG magazine. So this one is for you oldsters out there. Enjoy!

( How National Geographic Saved Severus Snape )

Title: Long Live the Half-Blood Prince!
Author: demarafis
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1,050
Warnings: None.
Summary: Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi!
A/N: Written for Revive Severus *sighs* 2012. Beta'd by the lovely sighing_selkie. Once again, I don't own the characters, nor is any profit being made from this story. I just play in Rowling's sandbox =)

( Long Live The Half Blood Prince )

Title: A Mid-SummerWinter Night’s Dream
Author/ Artist:severa_snape
Pairing: Pre Severus/Harry if you squint.
Rating: PG for language
Word Count/ Art: I have no idea what the heck to call this. Drabble, Art, and a bunch of paint and baking.
Warnings: Purely Crack, torture?
Disclaimer: Severus says that he will not be owned, so unfortunately these characters are not mine. In other words I have no money nor make any off this, so don’t sue me please.
Summary: What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
A/N: Written for the Revival fest at severus_sighs. I have no idea what to say about this except I think I was on poor kids crack when this idea came about. That and I was sleep deprived from working with drama queen characters that just wouldn't work with me half the time. So, I apologize for all the disturbing images you’re about to witness. As usual, I’m giving all my thanks to the Grinch roozetter for her beta work. I lurve you, doll!

( A Mid-Winter Night’s Dream )

Title: Four Nightmares and an Awakening

Author: winoniel 

Rating:PG

Pairing(s): Severus/Harry

Word Count: 3,000

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.

A/N: The river in Harry’s dream is inspired by the River of Death in Garth Nix’s Abhorsen series. Heartfelt thanks to hpstrangelove for her eleventh-hour beta job. Happy Birthday, Severus!

Summary: Only through Harry’s dream can Severus live. Only because of Harry does Severus want to live.



( Four Nightmares and an Awakening )

Title: A Marauding Surprise Revival
Author: fancypantsdylan
Other character(s): Lily, James Potter, Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore
Rating: PG-13
Word count:1,509
Warning(s): * EWE, pre-slash*
Summary: To Severus surprise it’s the marauders who do the reviving
Beta: carolinelamb
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
A/N: I was hoping this would be longer than it is, and then I kind of ran out of time, RL intruded and so we are left with this.

Title: This Is How It Actually Happened
Author: accioslash
Pairing: Non-explicit Severus-polyjuiced-as-Ginny/Harry, Implied Severus-polyjuiced-as-Ginny/OCs
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: +/- 1,300
Warnings: (highlight for spoilers) *Murder, character death, pregnancy, miscarriage, stillbirth, emotional abuse, and not an inconsiderable amount of crack.*
Summary: Severus never meant for it to happen....
A/N: Don't even ask where this idea came from.

( This Is How It Actually Happened )

Title: Sweetest Dreams
Author: miss_e
Rating: PG-M (for language)
Pairing(s): None
Word Count: 1,369
Warnings: None
Summary: Well, there’s the Boat-shed, Voldemort, Nagini and Severus. What could go wrong?
A/N: With thanks to the brilliant sighing_selkie, who is a great advertisement for betas. This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.


( Sweetest Dreams )