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Some static and then a distinct throat clearing. "Attention all Agency personnel. Would the owner of a blue Honda please come to the front desk? You're about to be towed." A breathy pause where it sounds like he's laughing away from the mic. "Alright, kidding. But seriously, whoever's Honda that is? Why do you bother driving when we have the MTN? It's because of people like you that we're slowly ruining the planet. Also you're blocking the side entrance, so please move that abomination pronto. And get a paint job." A moment of static and then the intercom clicks off.

Due to the continued idiotic riots in London, the Agency is continuing to offer assistance and aid to any reincarnates in or around the areas under fire that need it. We're also in contact with London officials and will be giving further updates as we get them. We can only hope this violence comes to a full stop soon, but until then, the Agency isn't going anywhere. If you or someone you know is in need of assistance please call the main Agency hot line and someone will be there to help. If you're in need of emergency services, always call your local emergency number first.

I hate people.

- Jim Reynolds, Director of Media

To: Jim Reynolds
From: Molly Clifton
Subject: ( Job Inquiry )

We regret to inform the public that as of today there is still no new news on the origins or culprits behind this latest terrorist attack on the reincarnate community. Nor is there any word yet on a successful antidote, but rest assured our people are working round the clock in their attempts to come up with anything that will help, and our temporary shelter for those who've lost family in this tragedy is still fully functional and in place. We're also working on getting some facilities up and running to help hospitals with the sudden overflow of patients in the past week.

For any questions, comments or concerns please use our hot line, but if you think you're falling ill yourself always call your local emergency number first.

Stay safe and stay healthy, the Agency is here to help.

- Jim Reynolds, Director of Media

"BREAKING NEWS: Law enforcement officials and medical professionals alike are baffled by the sudden influx in the deceased as of early this morning. One source stopped long enough to comment that individuals seem to be dying of unknown, foreign causes, with no explanation yet as to how or why they're getting sick. It seems to almost come out of nowhere, as most of those admitted were relatively healthy with no previous infections or disease prior. Patients have been pouring into their local hospitals by the dozens, a good majority pronounced dead upon arrival. Is it contagious? That has yet to be determined, but as of three o'clock this afternoon this mysteriously fatal condition as begun to spread out through the States. Doctors are fearing that all signs point to a viral induced pandemic..."

As a follow up to Director Simon Undleman's statement yesterday, the circumstances surrounding the late Director Ryan Macintosh's death are still largely unknown, and investigations are on going. Anyone who has or thinks they may have any information regarding his untimely death, please call our hotline or dial the main number and ask for the security department.

A small, private memorial will be held in honor of Ryan Macintosh on Friday, and will be restricted to family and friends. For others who wish to show their support, you can do so by helping us put a stop to these tragedies and help us bring Ryan's murderer and others of their kind to justice. Thank you.

- Jim Reynolds, Director of Media

As of Friday the Agency has officially released an antidote for the poisonous toxin released in downtown Manhattan, and the threat of further exposure to it seems to have dissipated. The antidote has already been tested and approved by the FDA and the CDC with so far a one hundred percent success rate and so far no side effects. Am I the only one feeling just the slightest bit paranoid about using an experimental drug stamped for emergency use? Does that not spell iffy to anyone else? I hate doctors.

So far every victim of one of the latest terrorist attacks who has been administered the antidote has experienced a full recovery and issued a positive release from their doctor's care. We urge anyone out there who thinks they've been exposed but hasn't made it to a hospital to do so now so you can get checked out and given the remedy while you're still on your feet. If you find yourself in need of emergency assistance for any reason please dial your local emergency number first, though as always the Agency is always available for any questions you might have regarding this situation or any other.

The investigations on the culprits of the toxin release and the attacks in Chicago this weekend are still underway.

- Director of Media, Jim Reynolds

The quarantine in down town Manhattan was still in affect as of early this afternoon, and authorities say they still have no leads as to who was responsible for the airborne toxin that was released into a New York Camelot Enterprises building Friday afternoon. We urge everyone not to panic, while the number of people hospitalized after coming into direct contact with these toxins has shown a distinct increase, there have been zero fatalities. We have reason to believe then that these toxins, while certainly harmful to your health, are not fatal. Still, we encourage everyone in the immediate area to stay indoors until the quarantine has been lifted just as a precaution. If you have to go outside, wear a mask. Protect yourself. We'd also like to reassure you that the Agency is working round the clock to aid the authorities in their investigations of the culprit(s), and putting much of our time into making sure everyone currently hospitalized for this is getting the medical attention they deserve.

If anyone has any questions or concerns, please don't call the front desk because our receptionist might actually bite you this time feel free to dial our hot line and someone will always be available to speak with you. Thank you.

- Director of Media, Jim Reynolds

To: Jim Reynolds
From: Kit Harris

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In light of the events that took place over the weekend, the Agency is here to state the following.

We stand for neutrality in the reincarnate community, as we are a community of citizens with many different backgrounds and different beliefs that should be respected and tolerated. We also stand for peace and the continued safety of our community, and we won't tolerate any individuals or groups who threaten that. In the past we've aligned ourselves with those who are fighting for the same thing, or in order to effectively put a stop to the more serious threats within our community, but we've never forgotten where we stand in all of this.

We don't tolerate crimes against humanity. We don't tolerate acts of intimidation or terrorism in our streets. We don't tolerate murder. Betty and Phineas Morland, two known and well respected members of Camelot and the brand new parents of twin boys, were found mutilated and hung outside a Camelot building in central London early Saturday morning, to the horror of those who found them.

The Agency is not conditioned to sit by and watch these things happen. If Camelot and the Resistance are at war with each other, rest assured, we aren't aligning with either side out of some misinterpretation of favoritism. We won't be showing support to any side that is murdering men, women and children in our community, and beyond. That goes for both groups in question. We hold no preconceived bias, and the Agency will be working round the clock to find the murderers of Betty and Phineas Morland in order to bring them to justice, just as we will for any person or group who commits acts of this nature hereafter.

Any questions or concerns, or if you find yourself in possession of information that might aid us in this case or any other, please direct them to the main Agency line. Someone will always be available to speak with you regarding any and all concerns you may have. Thank you.

- Director of Media, Jim Reynolds

Agency Security is still investigating the recent circulation of lists with questionable intentions and accusations regarding a number of members in the reincarnate community. Rest assured that we're going to get to the bottom of this and those responsible would be wise to come forward now. The Agency and Director Macintosh's main priority has and will always be first and foremost the safety and continued freedom of the reincarnate community and we're pooling all of our best efforts and resources into this investigation. Our job is to prevent violence, not tolerate it, and rest assured any guilty parties involved in the making of these lists or taking part in it hereafter will be brought in for questioning and disciplined as we see fit. We encourage anyone with information regarding this very important issue in our community to come forward and help us put a stop to this.

Any questions or concerns, please direct them to the main Agency line, someone will always be available to speak with you regarding any and all concerns you may have. Thank you.

- Director of Media, Jim Reynolds

An update on the subject of recent terrorist actions taken against a Camelot Enterprises in Los Angeles:

Investigators have finally been let into the site after most of the wreckage was cleared on Saturday from the recent demolition of one of Camelot's known business offices in Los Angeles, California. The explosion that occurred early Friday morning on December 31st completely destroyed the structure and claimed the lives of everyone in it. Most of the bodies have since been claimed but we're told there are still several unidentified that are waiting to be claimed by their families.

No new information has yet to be discovered as to why this tragedy occurred on the eve of a new year and who was responsible. Authorities have told us that the origin of the explosion came from a series of bombs place on the outside of the building, there had been no point of exit for the people inside once the explosions started. The Agency is working closely with the LAPD in this investigation and we're keeping all currently forming suspicions of a culprit largely under wraps until we learn more. If anyone out there has any information regarding this most recent tragedy, please don't hesitate to come forward. The destruction of a public structure and the murder of a handful of innocent people will not go unanswered by us here at the Agency and our hearts go out to the families of those lives lost.

Any questions or concerns, please direct them to the main Agency line, someone will always be available to speak with you regarding any and all concerns you may have. Thank you.

- Director of Media, Jim Reynolds

To: Political Director K. Harris
From: Jane Adams
CC: Director R. Macintosh
Subject: Promotion

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To: Media/Public Relations Director J. Reynolds, Security Director A. Harper
From: Jane Adams
CC: Director R. Macintosh, Deputy Director C. Ford
Subject: Pardon of Fletcher Charleston

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An update on the subject of unauthorized uses of the Agency channels:

The unauthorized usage of Agency channels that took place late Monday night is currently under thorough investigation by the Media department, R&D and our own authorities. No new evidence has yet come to light on the culprit(s) responsible for the illegal actions taken against us but rest assured the Agency is working tirelessly around the clock to locate the source of the crime.

The Agency has always encouraged free speech. For those who seem to have forgotten, our firm stand on neutrality demands that we always hear any and all parties equally, as long as they come in both a peaceful and diplomatic fashion. Hacking into our systems to get your point across is both unlawful under our strict code of neutrality and also a very serious breach of our trust as an organization that works daily to support the reincarnate community and you as individuals. For those of you that are worried about the security of our information and resources, the Security Department has guaranteed that this won't happen again so we advise anyone out there looking to repeat the offense to please think twice. We also ask that anyone with information regarding this incident to please come forward, while we fully recognize a person's right to express themselves doing so in such a manner requires us to take action against them.

Any questions or concerns, please direct them to the main Agency line, someone will always be available to speak with you regarding any and all concerns you may have. Thank you.

- Director of Media, Jim Reynolds

Another update on the subject of alternate realities, courtesy of the Agency's Media Department:

No new evidence has yet to be discovered on the subject of last week's most recent other worldly phenomenon, but we want to assure you that the Agency is working around the clock in order to shed some light on this troubling event. The Security Department has been bringing various reincarnates in for questioning and our newly appointed Director of Research and Development, Roman Brock, as well as his associates are firmly dedicated to the task at hand.

There is no solid evidence at present to suggest that this 'alternate reality' catastrophe was the work of another reincarnate, so we urge you not to panic. If this reality jump was a reincarnate's doing, rest assured we won't stop until we discover the culprit and bring them to justice. At present there's no evidence that something like this is going to happen again so the Agency would like to emphasize how important it is right now to get back into a daily routine. What happened last week was terrible, a violation of our rights to exist in our own time and understandably shook many of you. Right now it's important to keep our heads level and trust that the Agency is working on it. As always, the Media Department will update you with any and all of our findings as our hunt for answers continues. Thank you.

- Director of Media, Jim Reynolds

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From: Kit Harris

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