Mailed to every known Reincarnate.The Rumor MillRumor has it...Dear Reincarnates of the world! It is my
esteemed pleasure to bring to light the things certain people would rather the general public not know about. From philanthropist playboys, to those you should be able to rely on, this is where you'll find the juiciest secrets this side of our strange little planet. Are you ready for the ride?
Those adorable superheroes are at it again, folks! This time the drama is less about justice, and more along the lines of a
soap opera. Of course, that's our favorite kind of scoop, is it not? Two supers are rumored to get a little rough during play, and one has the scars to prove it. Perhaps things are getting a little too hot to handle. And you thought the dramatic entanglement between
Ms. Marvel and
The Human Torch was left on the printed page...
But ah. Love is in the air. Valentine's Day has passed since we last spoke, darlings, and with it comes the intricacies of dating pressure. A rose by any other name, well, it still has
Thorns. Some might say that’s an accurate representation of love, others just want to know why we’re printing corny classifieds. The English Lit paper was so much classier. If we were this girl, we'd leave the resident
Oracle to his computers.
Alas, enough with the mush! There's only so much romance we here at the Rumor Mill can take, and that definitely fills our quota. Want something a little juicier? How about the hot topic of the month? It's no secret that
The Hunger Games is Hollywood's top subject for the month of March with the impending release of the movie. But has anybody been paying attention to our reincarnate friends from this source? Comically unstable
Alice Clark hasn't taken the pressure very well. The poor mad girl from America had a breakdown akin to the poor mad girl from District Four. And the others? We've got word that the consistent reminders have caused them to snap violently. Take it from us, readers. You'll want to avoid the tortured souls before they torture
you.
Lastly, it's with great pleasure that we here at the Rumor Mill bring you an update on our previous issue's hot topic. When we last left the Kensington family it was with the knowledge that baby brother
Fuller was defying his wealthy parents' wishes by boozing it up and shaming the family name. Apparently rebellion runs in the family; we have word that
Kylie Kensington is living in Chicago with her fellow team of mutant misfits, but Ma and Pop Kensington seem to think she's living in an apartment in New York. Personally, I hope she didn't put her trust in big brother
Ed to keep her secret. If she doesn't believe us, she can always ask Fuller. In a case of Cain vs. Abel, one brother back-stabs another. We always knew high society was a risky business, but breaking the trust of family? There's some lows even we wouldn't stoop to. Perhaps its time to drink and make-up.
Until next time darlings,
XOXO
Heard a little gossip about some characters? Want to just start some drama by making stuff up? Come tell Rita Skeeter all about it, darling! She's world famous for stretching the truth to entertain the masses, and now she's here in the reincarnate world to specialize in Reincarnate gossip! Drop the rumor here. It can be about your character, somebody else's character, or a combination of all. The column is posted once an A/C on the A/C day, so be sure to look out for it!