Official Agency Announcement
As of Friday the Agency has officially released an antidote for the poisonous toxin released in downtown Manhattan, and the threat of further exposure to it seems to have dissipated. The antidote has already been tested and approved by the FDA and the CDC with so far a one hundred percent success rate and so far no side effects. Am I the only one feeling just the slightest bit paranoid about using an experimental drug stamped for emergency use? Does that not spell iffy to anyone else? I hate doctors.
So far every victim of one of the latest terrorist attacks who has been administered the antidote has experienced a full recovery and issued a positive release from their doctor's care. We urge anyone out there who thinks they've been exposed but hasn't made it to a hospital to do so now so you can get checked out and given the remedy while you're still on your feet. If you find yourself in need of emergency assistance for any reason please dial your local emergency number first, though as always the Agency is always available for any questions you might have regarding this situation or any other.
The investigations on the culprits of the toxin release and the attacks in Chicago this weekend are still underway.