Radio Host: And we're back! Our special guest this afternoon is heartthrob bassist of REDO, David Ryan! Say hi to our listeners, David.
David: Laughs. Uh, hey.
Radio Host: Man of few words, aren't you.
David: Yeah, I guess so. Keeps me out of trouble?
Radio Host: Oh but we like it better when you're getting
in trouble, David. I think I speak for all your fans when I say we look forward to seeing you again in the gossip columns.
David: Laughs again, notably more uncomfortably. Uh, yeah, well. That's kind of hard to avoid sometimes when you're in the spotlight.
Radio Host: Tell us, David, before we get into your music a little... was there ever any truth to those rumors? The people want to know.
David: Clears his throat. Rumors?
Radio Host: Laughs loudly. Now don't be a tease, David, we've all seen the YouTube videos. The
rumors! About you and...
David: Cuts him off quickly. Well you know what they say about rumors.
Radio Host: Clearly disappointed with his lackluster answer. Indeed. Well, that brings me to my next question. You've been playing fast and loose with your identity for some time now where the public is concerned, but after all this more recent gossip, your LGBT fans really want to know why you haven't made a statement yet.
David: A statement?
Radio Host: We can't all have Ellen Page's flare, but yes, a statement. Are you or aren't you?
David: A long pause. I don't want to disappoint any of my fans with a wrong answer, or just a really bad one. Honestly, I don't know. This is all still really new to me, but... I've recently started to come to terms with the fact that what I thought I was for most of my life... that's not necessarily who I am now. And I think I'm okay with that.
Radio Host: So, you like men.
David: Uh - yeah.
Radio Host: But you still like women?
David: Laughs awkwardly. Definitely.
Radio Host: And there's no one special in your life right now?
David: A pause. ... No. No one special.
Radio Host: Satisfied. Well there you have it, listeners. You heard it all here first. And that's good news for one lucky lady, who just so happens to be our tenth caller and our Night with REDO contest winner! Congratulations, Jessica, you won!
Jessica: Starts screaming unintelligibly. You can maybe make out a few 'oh my god's' here and there.Radio Host: Chuckles. Jessica is all of us right now. Jessica, as our tenth caller you've won a night with REDO bassist David Ryan at
[ radio station sponsored party in LA ]. How do you feel?
Jessica: More unintelligible screaming.Radio Host: Well David, we already know she's a screamer. Say hi to your date for Saturday night!
David: Tries to sound confident and not as uncomfortable as he actually feels. Hey, Jessica. Looking forward to tomorrow night.
Radio Host: You kids have fun. Now, David, about your surprise talent in song writing. Any plans to write another one anytime soon or...