”Terror hit this store’s Black Friday sale when a group of men in bear masks held up the store at gun point. Witnesses say the guns were shaped strangely, in a way that suggested they weren’t loaded with traditional bullets. While the men went around collecting their goods, one man, who appeared to be the leader, kept everyone’s attention with stories. Jody has more on the scene.”
The camera changes so that it’s pointed at a young blonde woman, bundled up and standing outside of a Wal*Mart. The wind his blowing her hair, and she looks freezing. Around her flashing blue and red lights illuminate the dark area.
“Thank you, Andrea. It was at this Wal*Mart behind me in the Clearmeadow Plaza that people’s Christmas Dreams turned to Christmas nightmares. Authorities on the scene say they’ve never seen anything quite like this, and they’re warning people that these suspects should be considered highly dangerous.”The camera switches to the interior of the Wal*Mart, the same woman holding a mic to a mother who is holding an infant. The mother has tears in her eyes.
“It was awful. Just awful. People come here to get gifts for their children. This is a family store! And to think that people could do this..”The camera switches to another witness, an elderly black man who looks indignant.
“I’m telling you it was like something out of a superhero movie. These men just come in in masks with guns while the one dude asks weird questions and tells us about his childhood and stuff. Nobody wants to hear that stuff, you know? Not when you got guns in your face. It’s unnerving. And that one guy they shot, he just started laughing. I ask him, you know, I look at him and I ask him what’s so funny? But he keeps laughing and laughing and then his face, I swear to god his face got all distorted like his muscles were seizing or something. It was horrible. Ain’t never seen anything like it.”The camera returns to Jody, who pauses for a moment while waiting for the signal to speak.
“Authorities say the robbers are still out there and ask that anyone with information to please call your local authorities as soon as you can. The men are considered extremely dangerous and should not be approached under any circumstances. So far there has only been one casualty reported, but several shoppers are being treated in nearby hospitals in case of chemical contamination from the criminal’s weapons. Back to you Andrea.”The camera shifts back to the news room.
“Can’t even imagine how scary that must have been for them. Coming up: you’ve seen the President pardon turkeys, but has a president ever pardoned a tree? President Trump is looking to start a new tradition where he saves a tree from being sent into one of a million American homes this Christmas. More on that after the break.”