"BREAKING NEWS: Authorities are still baffled by what they're now calling a triple homicide, after the shocking discovery of three bodies in a hotel suite in San Francisco, California. So far there are no eye witnesses to this particularly gruesome murder, nor are there any reports of guests at the Marriott hotel hearing anything out of the ordinary late last night, when it's been estimated that the killings took place. One of the hotel's staff was unlucky enough to stumble across the scene while going about her morning rounds, she said she knocked on the door three times before going in to change the sheets since there had been no 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door. What she found in there was another story entirely. Authorities are withholding any more details at this time while they start an official investigation..."