“Channel 4 News here, I’m Diane Winters with your afternoon report. Following the freak fire that engulfed a building in downtown New York City early on Friday and the bizarre display that took place after a number of super powered reincarnates arrived to seemingly aid emergency officials, Senator Scott led a rather spirited press conference earlier this morning to address what he continuously refers to as ‘the growing reincarnate problem’. Joining the Senator in the discussion were Andrew Cuomo and President Trump himself, let’s see what they had say….”
The screen cuts to footage from the morning’s press conference, with Senator Scott speaking adamantly about his concerns regarding the reincarnate community.Senator Scott: “Friends. Family. Citizens of America and those watching this from around the world. I’m speaking here today out of concern for my fellow man at the dawn of a trying time. Friday evening, as some of you may have witnessed through media, or even first hand, an event occurred in New York that is incredibly disconcerting. While our brave emergency response teams rushed in to control a fire that all evidence pointed to being caused by sabotage, a large number of reincarnates took it upon themselves to take care of it without a care in the world about how it would affect anybody else.”
Senator Scott, clothed in an elegant and perfectly fit suit, takes a minute to pause and make eye contact with the front row of his audience. “We witnessed as they put our first responders into even more jeopardy, as they acted impulsively and erratically. Now, it’s no secret what my feelings are towards this plague we are facing. I have stood firm on this stance, and introduced legislature to help protect us all from the reincarnates who wish to terrorise us, especially in the wake of my own son’s murder at their hands.”
For a brief moment, the Senator’s eyes well up, but he quickly regains his composure. “Now we have proof that reincarnation makes those afflicted lose touch with reality. Their minds are clearly affected by whatever this is. We cannot afford to have dangerous people in the streets armed with all manners of powers who are crazy on top of it. No. We need to be able to track them so that we can protect ourselves, which is why I am reintroducing legislation for mandatory registration of all reincarnates. To honor all of those who have been mercilessly executed by these things, and keep anymore innocent lives from being struck down.”
At this time, a number of reporters in the front row start raising their hands and after a dramatic pause, Senator Scott acknowledges one personally.Reporter: “What are you saying, exactly, Senator? That reincarnation causes mental disorders? Or that it is one? What proof can you provide the public with at this time, other than this isolated incident? Has there been any research done on this?”
Another reporter raises their hand and then starts speaking urgently without being called on, nearly talking over the first one.Reporter #2: “And what exactly do you plan to accomplish with this kind of registration? Considering the increasingly hostile political climate in America at the moment, throwing around phrases like ‘mandatory registration’ when talking about a specific group of people feels dangerous without expanding on your plans for it. Those are the kind of words that tend to send people into an immediate panic. How do you even plan on going about such a registration?”
Scott: Without missing a beat. “Well, to address the first question, yes. I do believe that there is a direct link between reincarnation and mental illness. Whether that means being a reincarnate at all guarantees that somewhere down the line there will be some sort of mental deterioration, or if there’s perhaps a degenerative gene specific to some types of reincarnates, namely those with powers, that eventually leads to a more broken state of mind, we just don’t know yet. I do want to assure all of you that I have a top notch team currently working with both of these theories and doing their best to get to the bottom of this, so we can move forward and know better how to deal with these perceived threats.”
A new wave of reporter’s hands go up, but Senator Scott ignores them and keeps speaking as he raises his hand for silence.“I wouldn’t be making these claims lightly if I didn’t have any kind of proof to go off of, I assure you, but we’re not ready to present everything we know to the public just yet. Only when we have more concrete evidence. As for any questions regarding a reincarnate registration, those will all get answered fully in time. What we plan to do, overall, is to make this country a safer place, for everyone. And to eradicate any known and dangerous threats to our great nation with more ease than we’ve been able to do before.”
An eruption of noise as the entire front row of reporters starts asking questions all at once, some of them standing up from their seats, but the senator ignores them all and instead turns to one of the other two men seated on the stage with him.“Now, before any more questions about what I’ve already addressed, here to give his vocal support to my legislation is our very own President Donald J. Trump. Mr. President?”
President Trump: Trump stands with a flourished wave and an arrogant smile. It doesn’t take long for him to get to the podium, where he briefly shakes hands with the good Senator. He then turns to the audience and scans the crowd with his eyes. “Thank you Senator. He’s a good guy, right everybody? Real great guy. One of the greatest men in our government. He knows the real issues, and the real issues are that we have to keep the American people safe. We do. We really do. I know that the people before me, you know, they were soft. They were way too soft, and it put American citizens in danger. And we can’t have that any more, right? We just can’t have that. These people, they’re terrorists. They’re murderers, and liars. Some are probably good people. But the reality is that most of them aren’t, and we’ve got great plans to take care of this problem. Senator Scott--and like I said before, he’s a really great guy. One of the smartest guys in this country, let me tell you, he’s a real hero. Anyway, Senator Scott is going to work closely with myself and my administration, and we’re going to get this done. We’re going to make America safe again.”
There’s rumbling in the crowd as reporters once again try to speak over each other to ask questions of the President. Trump shakes his head and waves his hands vigorously.Trump: “No, no. I’m not answering any questions today. No. Sir, sit down. No, I’m not answering you. You’re fake news. No.”
There’s a brief shuffle as President Trump swiftly exits the podium, blatantly ignoring any attempts by reporters to ask him more questions, and the governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo rises from his seat and takes the president’s place center stage.Governor Cuomo: Clears his throat. I’ve been governor of New York for six years now, and I still learn something new every day. You never stop learning with this job, but one thing I’ve always known is how much of a privilege it is to be a public servant. I love New York. I love America. I love to see them both thriving. We’ve come a long way in this still very young country of ours, and we’re not done yet. We still have a lot of work left to do. This is a time for continuous progress, and making real, lasting economic and social change. I know we’re capable of it. Reincarnation isn’t new to this country, we’ve been aware of it for some time, and I’d be willing to wager that the state of New York has seen more of what the reincarnate community can do than any other. Some of it amazing, and some of it troubling. I hesitate to say that a registration is the only avenue to be explored, though it could be one of them. These reincarnates, at least the ones who were born here, are still American citizens and should be treated as such under the law. There is a very real divide between us and the reincarnate community that only grows larger, and something must be done about that, before it tears this country apart. Now is the time to be strong and move forward, more than we ever have before, and I, personally, will not stop working until I feel that my part in this great country is done.”
There’s some quiet laughter behind Governor Cuomo, before President Trump stands up behind him. He lurks directly behind Cuomo until the Governor’s speech is finished, and then leans in so that his voice can be caught by the microphone.Trump: “This guy, am I right? What a buffoon. This is why my rallies are more full than his. The people love me. They love me. And they want a change.”
Cuomo sits down with a sigh, allowing Trump to stand fully in front of the podium.“Sure. Reincarnation has been around for a while. Know what else has? Crime. There has been more crime, more casualties, and more loss of money since being a reincarnate became this huge big thing. The American people have spoken. They’re tired of us protecting criminals over them. Our plan is so good. It’s a tremendous plan. And I want to thank Senator Scott for being a true American hero and being willing to work on this terrible problem. Because it is. It’s terrible. Absolutely terrible.”
Like clock work, as soon as reporters attempt to ask Trump any questions, he immediately walks away from the podium and reclaims his seat alongside Cuomo, as Senator Scott rises once more to give his final address.Scott: “What we want all of you to take away from this today, ultimately, is that we are being extremely proactive in dealing with this ongoing problem, and that we see a real solution to this in sight. It’s still a little too premature to unveil all of the details just yet, but I assure you, you’ll have them soon. Change is coming, and it is my pledge to all of you, that we will be at the forefront of it. I want to thank these two great men right here for joining me today on stage…”
Gestures to President Trump and Governor Cuomo. “And I want to thank all of you for taking the time out of your days to come hear what we had to say. That’s all for now, we won’t be taking anymore questions at this time, but please feel free to direct any future inquiries to my office. Thank you for coming, and I look forward to addressing you all again soon.”
Another eruption of noise as every single reporter attempts to get one last quote, but all three men walk in single file off of the stage without acknowledging them and then the feed switches back to the news casters, who all look cautiously excited and a little puzzled. “... Well, then. There you have it! I’m Diane Winters and this is Channel 4 News. More on this, at eleven.”