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TO: Chase
FROM: Andrew

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To: Xander Christopoulos
From: Chase Swift
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To: Andrew Archer
From: Chase Swift
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An update regarding recent truths that have come to light:

We know you all have questions. The Agency has been doing their best to address your concerns over the last week while we look into this ourselves, the allegations brought against these so-called medical facilities are something we're taking very seriously. As we said last week, until further notice this case will remain open and ongoing while we conduct our own investigation of these crimes against reincarnates. We want to reassure you all that we are not taking this lightly, a stance of neutrality does not mean we will sit idly by while reincarnates are being held against their will and forced into such inhumane conditions as we witnessed in that disclosed footage.

The Agency has been in talks with the local governments and cooperating with officials doing their own separate investigations of these operations, but we are first and foremost acting in the interests and the overall well being of reincarnates everywhere. That is our main priority, and we vow to keep everyone as informed as possible while we continue forward, in the interest of complete transparency. The last thing we want to do is keep reincarnates in the dark about this, so we'll be working hard to keep you all as up to date on new information as we discover it ourselves.

Most of these places seem to be privately funded, we are determined to get to the bottom of who is responsible for these atrocities, and we won't stop until we do. All the locations that were revealed are shut down as of now and under close watch. The Agency is working hard to uncover as much information about these places as possible, but we urge you all to resist temptation when it comes to taking matters into your own hands. There have already been some isolated incidents of vandalism, and while we understand that emotions are running high, any further action taken on these places by rogue individuals will only delay our investigations further.

If anyone out there has any information that could possibly aid us in our search, we urge you to come to us directly. And as always, please call the twenty-four hour Agency hotline for any questions or concerns regarding this, or anything else. We're here to help.

- Chase Swift
Director of Public Relations

To: Andrew Archer
From: Chase Swift
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To Whom It May Concern:

We know many of you have been concerned, even angry, with the rumors circulating recently about several facilities in the states masquerading as crisis centers that are said to actually be reincarnate detention centers, with incredibly inhumane conditions. The Agency wants to reassure you that we have been looking into these allegations, along with Camelot, who have agreed to partner with us on this important issue and divide our best resources to get to the truth of the matter.

The Agency is taking this very seriously, as our first and foremost priority has always been the continued well-being of this community and reincarnates everywhere. We don't know who this faceless person is who has been broadcasting on pirated networks but I'm pretty annoyed with you, whoever you are, for sneaking past me, the one who was responsible for this news leak in the first place. Unlike this person, or people, we have to go about our investigation in a very legal way, so we ask that everyone remain patient and calm while we attempt to uncover the truth.

Rest assured, if these places were in fact doing what they've been accused of, we won't let them get away with it, and we certainly won't allow for any such places elsewhere to continue to run, if they exist. The American government can't afford to look like they have been knowingly harboring these facilities, so as of right now, we have their full cooperation while we conduct our own investigation.

If anyone out there has any information regarding this situation, anything at all, we urge you to come to us directly. We cannot legally use any information given to us anonymously, but we are more than happy to keep your identity anonymous, should you come to us with anything we can use to get to the bottom of this. As always, please call the twenty-four hour Agency hotline for any questions or concerns. We're here to help.

- Chase Swift
Director of Public Relations
Owner/Founder of The Hermes Express

To: Zach Evans
From: Chase Swift

( Left on Zach's hospital bedside table )

To: All Demigods who volunteered for the quest
From: Olympia Postal Services

( Special delivery! )

To whom it may concern:

In response to the ridiculous moronic allegations earlier in the week by an anonymous hack personality that's been haunting the reincarnate boards as of late, the Agency would like to address anyone's immediate concerns regarding any part we may have played in the unfortunate occurrence a few weeks back.

The real truth of the matter is still largely unknown, but we are doing our best to get to the bottom of this. It's no secret that in this community, there has been many an event that logic or anything remotely earthly cannot immediately explain. Things happen that are so out of the ordinary that sometimes we're forced to look for answers outside the normal scope of our own imaginations. We're not saying it isn't possible that the latest in an ongoing series of unexplained events was caused by something with magical properties in or previously in our custody, what we are saying is that we're currently investigating all possibilities as to the cause of this, including that one. The reasons behind it could be many, including the possibility that if such an object exists, it was already in the possession of someone else, but we don't know anything for sure right now.

We at the Agency are completely devoted to keeping the reincarnate community informed with nothing but complete and transparent honesty. We would never lie to you, or keep the whole truth of a matter from you if we had it. The truth is, we don't yet know what caused this event to happen, but we have been and are continuing to look into it. If it was really caused by a reincarnate object of magical properties that was in our possession, we won't rest until we find it. We have no idea where this person got that information or the nature of their questionable sources, but we aren't taking the possibility of this lightly. We're simply exploring all our options first. The Agency would never intentionally do anything to in any way cause trauma to the reincarnate community. We'll get to the bottom of this, and no matter the truth of it, we will be open and honest with all of you.

If anyone has any pressing questions or concerns regarding this investigation, we will happily answer them. The Agency hotline's number is available twenty-four hours a day. Thank you for your patience and your continued faith in our organization. We're only here to help.

- Chase Swift
Director of Public Relations

The Agency would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that curfews are still in full effect in your designated zone. Your local Agency field office works round the clock and won't tolerate any curfew violators - the streets aren't safe, and if you are caught outside after ten P.M. without any work papers, we will assume you are an enemy combatant and you will be detained until your case can be reviewed. We do this for the safety of everyone, to keep our streets clean and prevent reincarnates from getting hurt in any misguided acts of so-called 'freedom fighting'. Staying together is the only way to survive, and we will not support any group of vigilantes who act on their own in the name of reincarnates. They do not speak for us, their reckless acts only further damage our success as a community. The Agency and Camelot are dedicated to helping reincarnates thrive, and it is imperative that people follow our lead for the continued survival and protection of reincarnates. We will not tolerate any Resistance or mundy sympathizers, you are only delaying real progress. Stay safe, and stay loyal. Your fellow reincarnates need you. This has been an Agency sponsored message from the desk of Director Archer.

- Chase Swift
Director of Public Relations

To Whom It May Concern:

There have been some rumors floating around this last weekend about an altercation between FBI forces and a group of reincarnates. The Agency is here to officially inform the community that while a situation of this nature did in fact occur, that there is no reason to panic. Seriously, Andrew, why do you make me write this crap? There was a misunderstanding between our offices and that of the United States Government's, but that understanding has been made clear now, and the reincarnate community has been issued an official apology from the White House. There is no active reincarnate manhunt, you are not all in immediate danger of government scrutiny, and the peace treaty with us still stands. You are safe.

The unfortunate events of Friday morning are being talked over by the Agency and relevant parties, but everyone should know that from this day forward the Agency is officially responsible for all reincarnate related legal matters first and foremost. No foreign government shall hold jurisdiction over your heads while we are still an institution, as reincarnate matters are unique and better dealt with by their own. We are here to serve you, and defend you to the best of our abilities. This is our solemn promise to the community. To hopefully ease your minds further, we've also been informed that the Fucking Bunch of Idiots FBI is now under investigation for their actions in an attempt to weed out the source of the miscommunication on their end, so we will keep everyone updated with any findings that are directly relevant to our community at large.

As always, any questions, comments, or concerns can be directed to the Agency's hot line. Seriously, do not try and call the PR Department directly, I will throw a very godly fit. No one wants that.

This is serious.

- Chase Swift
Director of Public Relations

To Whom It May Concern:

We at the Agency have been hard at work in the wake of this terrible tragedy, attempting to find a solution where there may be none. We recognize that the pain and the fear many of you have experienced cannot just be undone, nor will it bring back those you've lost. We only want the best for this community, which is why we've taken great lengths to make it a safer place for all of us. Sometimes sacrifices must be made, and compromises. The Agency is, and has always been, a firmly neutral entity, but the lives of all reincarnates are our number one priority. Which is why when the occasion calls for it, we will accept help without prejudice or bias if it's in the best interests of the community's survival. We are grateful to the Resistance for stepping up in this community's hour of need even though their recruitment techniques are about as subtle as Camelot's, but I'd like to remind everyone that we do not take sides, and are not in partnership with the Resistance or Camelot. We have accepted aid from both organizations in the past when needed, but we are not aligned, and we remain neutral in this fight in order to provide a safe space for reincarnates. Our priority is you, and your needs come first. That will never change.

At this time the Agency would like to announce to everyone Gods, just shoot me. Are they serious? that we have reached an agreement with the U.S. Government. We were approached by representatives earlier today regarding a possible truce, and the Agency has tentatively agreed to it. We all want justice for what was done to us, and the Agency is here to promise everyone that we will continue to seek out that justice, but we cannot do so when we are running opposed to the governing force behind our many grievances. It's not ideal, but it's what we have to do for now in order to protect the lives of reincarnates everywhere. Going to war with them is not the answer, and we strongly advise that anyone else looking to retaliate or otherwise exact revenge, to think twice. It won't help, it will only hurt your fellow reincarnates more, and we do not condone it. We need to stick together here. The Agency promises that we are not going to let this go. We will find a way to make them answer for their crimes, but we're making your lives a priority first. Rest assured, it is our strong desire to honor the memories of those no longer with us and we will not stop working to reach our goal. The reincarnate community's pain and suffering will not go unanswered, and we will make sure your voices are heard.

Any questions, comments, or concerns can be directed to the Agency's hot line. Do not try and call the PR Department directly, I will smite you.

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I will get Zeus to smite you. Thank you.

- Chase Swift
Director of Public Relations

To Whom It May Concern:

This message is meant for the entire reincarnate community. We have undeniable proof that this alleged cure for what's become known as the Reincarnate Virus, works. It's been examined and tested, with a one hundred percent success rate in daily improvement, and we are completely confident now in its ability to heal any and all patients currently ailing from this sickness.

The Reincarnate Clinic and hospitals elsewhere caring for reincarnates have been given the green light to begin distribution of the cure. The process has already begun, so we don't want anyone to worry. We will have this rectified soon.

This does not, however, diminish the pain and loss this community has already suffered at the hands of this illness and those responsible for it. There has unfortunately been a number of deaths as a result of this deadly virus, and we will do everything in our power to see that these deaths are counted. The Agency is an organization built on the idea of neutrality, but that does not mean we intend to sit back and have our own be picked off as others see fit. We intend to address mundy government at large and see that someone answers to these horrific crimes against humanity.

In the meantime, we strongly encourage all who are sick to seek out and take this cure immediately. Those who are not currently being cared for in a hospital should see that they get themselves to one in order to receive it. Let no more reincarnates fall ill or die of this horrible affliction. Let's put an end to this now. As always, the Agency is here for the reincarnate community and always ready to help. Thank you.

- Chase Swift
Director of Public Relations